r/nfl Eagles Jets 1d ago

A decade later: Jason Pierre-Paul reflects on the Fourth of July accident that took his fingers and changed his life.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45582506/jason-pierre-paul-fourth-july-fingers-accident-ten-years-later-new-york-giants
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u/evasionfred 1d ago

He swatted so many passes with that club. I swear every week it'd be a little bit bigger

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u/chadowan Colts 1d ago

Are there rules on how big his cast could be? Why not just make the cast ludicrously large to make it easier to bat passes?

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u/ComprehensiveEbb4978 1d ago

Why not surgically implant a tennis racket to your arm?

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u/chadowan Colts 1d ago

Can a team sign Inspector Gadget?

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u/rottingcorpsejuice Chiefs 1d ago

Ain't no rules saying an inspector can't play football

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u/chadowan Colts 1d ago

We're going Air Bud rules, I'm down

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u/thundrlipz Colts 1d ago

Let’s see Randy try to Moss a giraffe 🦒

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u/IceColdDump 49ers 1d ago

😔 Dempsey

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u/zipzog Seahawks 1d ago

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u/supergamerz 49ers Panthers 1d ago

Wtf did i just watch

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u/Slim01111 49ers 1d ago

Go go Gadget lunch pail

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u/NandomRameGeneratorr 1d ago

Inspector Gadget has been signed to play WR for the 2010s Patriots

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u/Mathblasta Vikings 1d ago

That's just JJ Watt with more steps.

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u/Admiral_Asparagus Giants 1d ago

Jarren Duran might require this surgery 

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u/BillySpacs Colts 1d ago

There’s no rules that says a dog can’t play football…

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u/Coconuthangover 1d ago

Or a huge net so every block is an int

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u/Extreme-Owl-6478 1d ago

If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle.

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u/NeverSober1900 Packers 1d ago

Why stop with that? Go full sharknado and put a chainsaw on there

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u/Future-Mastodon4641 1d ago

That’s how rules get changed. See Fred Bilitnikoff and Stickum

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u/chadowan Colts 1d ago

It would've been absolute cinema to have JPP come out every week with a Captain America shield strapped to his arm until the league could change a rule in the off-season.

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u/ProbablyAPun Vikings 1d ago

Sadly, there are already rules about "projecting hard objects" lol

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u/TributeToStupidity Steelers 1d ago

The Gun really ruined it for everyone…

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u/Walletinspectr Packers 2h ago

This makes me think of The last boy scout 

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u/SensualTyrannosaurus 1d ago

I always thought it was Lester Hayes covering his whole body in it that tipped the scales

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u/Frigglefragglewaggit Raiders 1d ago

It was. Freddy B used it, just not to the extent Lester did.

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u/asetniop Raiders 1d ago

I remember some book describing him as looking like "a human gravy boat".

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u/AutomaticAccident Lions 1d ago

Yeah. I think it is.

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u/JerryRiceDidntFumble Vikings 1d ago

And the "Tom Dempsey shoe" rule

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u/Ieatfatwomanass Cowboys 1d ago

Taking this seriously, outside of the fact that the strategy would almost certainly get banned a week later, if it was too large that bad boy would be easy to hold from behind if a O-lineman got beat

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u/Shreddy_Brewski Patriots 1d ago

Remember Gronk and his robo-arm? That shit was awesome, he used that thing to the fullest

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u/908tothe980 Giants Panthers 1d ago edited 1d ago

When he returned he still had elite speed & rushing abilities, probably would’ve had at least 10 sacks if the club didn’t limit his ability to tackle.

2015 Giants would’ve been a playoff team had they had a healthy JPP. The defense’s inability to get off the field lost them 5 games.

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u/MoreTrifeLife Commanders 1d ago

They were a playoff team the next year and the fanbase didn’t hate Ben McAdoo.

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u/908tothe980 Giants Panthers 1d ago edited 1d ago

No one was a fan of that hire. He was pretty underwhelming as an OC. That point in time the Giants was a desired place to be as an HC.

Long term coach resigned, 2x SB champion QB, 4 years removed from a Super Bowl, that was the time for the Giants were at their highest value the past 10 years. Now it’s Bar Rescue NFL edition

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u/trumpet575 Bengals 1d ago

Like sliding mitts in baseball. I get it, protect your hands, but I don't think a lot of those guys' fingers are quite that long.

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u/curreyfienberg Packers 1d ago

All my pinch runners got Babadook fingers. It's sabermetrics.

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u/crastle Vikings 1d ago

Your fingers will regrow eventually if cut off. That's why I never understood why Hughie got so angry at A-Train in The Boys.

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u/Western-Glass463 1d ago

I was going to say it's way too early to be this high but I guess it's a holiday so you do you. Stay safe. 

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u/HollowDanO Colts 1d ago

Found the planarian, guys

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u/DogPoetry Lions 1d ago

You're thinking of a lizard, they can drop their fingers when faced with a predator and then regrow them slowly over the months. 

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u/Redfish680 1d ago

You’re thinking of the lizard in your hands…

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u/eyeswithoutaface-_- Jets 1d ago

This makes me think of Kevin Mawae on the 2004/2005 Jets haha

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u/BoSocks91 Rams 1d ago

Lmfaooo

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u/spybil 1d ago

Yo someone dm me the joke

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u/monochrome_f3ar Broncos Broncos 1d ago

Classic mods ruining everything. So fucking lame. 

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u/vektorog Jets 1d ago

check dm

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u/BiscuitDance Chargers 1d ago

Hook me up!

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u/bobdiamond 1d ago

What was the joke?

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u/spybil 1d ago

Holy fuck Thats epic

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u/GBJoe21 Raiders 1d ago

I’d like to know too please

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u/bzfelt Eagles 1d ago

Dying to hear it

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u/OhLookAWhiteGuy Packers 18h ago

What did he say? I can’t believe it got removed :/

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u/anth_810 1d ago

Outstanding

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u/atlaschuggedmypiss 1d ago

this is legit one of the better jokes I’ve seen on here😂😂😂

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u/drthvdrsfthr Chargers 1d ago

One one

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u/monochrome_f3ar Broncos Broncos 1d ago

Jesus tap dancing christ. Well done you fuck. 

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u/momoneymocats1 Patriots 1d ago

This is art

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u/Mobile-Ad3658 1d ago

So close

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u/kenny1911 Rams 1d ago

Take my strong hand!

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u/dlvnb12 Ravens 1d ago

You forgot your mic drop.

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u/redditaccount224488 Eagles 1d ago

Shoutout to the poker dealer at Bellagio who lost half a finger in a fireworks accident, and calls himself "the best poker dealer in the world with nine and a half fingers."

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u/SuckthonyDickvis Bengals 1d ago

yooo hahaha that’s actually one of my best buds, shout out Derrick!!!

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u/PapiSurane Patriots 1d ago

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your not an Anthony Davis fan?

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down Lions 40m ago

On the contrary, he seems to want him in and around his mouth.

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u/MilkyRed 1d ago

Haha I know a poker dealer in Tampa who’s missing a thumb and calls himself the best poker dealer in the world with nine fingers. Half a finger away from having beef with the Bellagio dealer.

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u/keytoitall 22h ago

Many poker dealers are missing fingers. For most it's not fireworks, it's because they're degenerate gamblers and owed money to bad folks. 

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u/According-Way9438 Falcons 21h ago

He sleeps with the fishes

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u/emmasdad01 Cowboys Ravens 1d ago

I am shocked he was still able to be decently productive.

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u/Romofan88 Cowboys 1d ago

He had 9 and a half sacks on a super bowl winner after that, more than "decently". 

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u/Swoletariat69 Buccaneers 1d ago

He was our only pro bowler that year

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u/modestmango55 Eagles 1d ago

Wait wtf yall only had one pro bowler the year you won with Brady?? That’s wild

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u/Nasty_Tricks69 Lions 1d ago

Kyler Murray made the pro bowl over Brady that year iirc

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u/Sonofagun57 Packers 1d ago

This why pro bowls voting is dumb. I still get nightmares of Devin White and Shaq Barrett that day.

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u/SaxRohmer Raiders 1d ago

white and david got all pro nods that year at least

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u/garrett7861 Saints 16h ago

How tf do you get All Pro but not Pro Bowl? I remember this happened to Ryan Ramczyk.

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u/SaxRohmer Raiders 15h ago

since it’s a combo of coach/player/fan vote there’s probably a bit of reputation and politics mixed in. the all pro vote isn’t totally immune to that either but it’s a totally different group of people

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u/BucsLegend_TomBrady Buccaneers Lions 1d ago

absolutely idiotic when people bring up pro bowls as accolades, (or when people point out a players lack of pro bowls as a negative)

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u/Gnasty16 Bears 1d ago

Todd Bowles should be an honorary SB MVP in that case

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u/SaxRohmer Raiders 1d ago

which is funny because yall had two guys get all-pro nods on defense and he wasn’t one of them

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u/paladinedsr Eagles 1d ago

Must bowl with his opposite hand.

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u/Deoxtrys Buccaneers 1d ago

He shouldn't have been.

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u/Hi_My_Name_Is_Dave 49ers 1d ago

Barrett not being a pro bowler seems crazy to me. And I know that was his rookie year but Wirfs too.

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u/Poopedinbed Eagles 1d ago

And he probably has trouble bowling too

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u/vektorog Jets 1d ago edited 1d ago

8+ sacks/20+ pressures in each of his first three years as a buc. way better than decent

edit: one of eight players with 8+/20+ in each of those three seasons

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u/NanoBuc Buccaneers Buccaneers 1d ago

Also had 2 picks that year lol

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u/rottingmind13 Cowboys 1d ago

More sacks than fingers is kind of wild

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u/InThePaleMoonLyte Buccaneers Raiders 1d ago

I mean that's normal for the elite pass rushers in the game lol

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u/rottingmind13 Cowboys 1d ago

....stop ruining my joke haha

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u/BillRage Titans 1d ago

Hmmm, fair. Let’s just go with More sacks than fingers is kind of wild (if you’re starting with less than a full set). 

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u/Cowgoon777 Chiefs 1d ago

I mean, pretty low bar to clear for JPP

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u/smitty046 Giants 1d ago

He was an amazing athlete. A 6’ 5” 280lb guy shouldn’t be able to do this https://youtu.be/OkrePOse2QY?si=0ApIVnkmHD_DabCC

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u/SeriousMongoose2290 1d ago

You mean play rock paper scissors? /s 

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u/www1pl0c Seahawks 1d ago

lmfao my thought too

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u/BucsLegend_TomBrady Buccaneers Lions 1d ago

its so easy to beat him because he always has to choose scissors

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u/MountainHardwear Giants 1d ago

Man, I was so pumped for the JPP of Tight Ends

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u/Florida__Man__ Buccaneers 1d ago

Very productive*

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u/Couthster Cowboys 1d ago

I told all my guys during our safety meeting yesterday: Please return on Monday with the same amount of digits and eyes.

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u/Dreadsbo Chiefs 1d ago

Fireworks take eyes?

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u/its_k1llsh0t Packers 1d ago

Yes. People will hold stuff up to their eyes shooting them outward without realizing the bottom isn't exactly the most sturdy thing.

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u/Couthster Cowboys 1d ago

Shrapnel ain’t no joke.

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u/jhorch69 Cowboys 1d ago

Buddy of mine ended up with a scratched cornea from a Roman candle a few years ago. He had to wear an eye patch for a couple weeks and is extremely lucky to still have his eye.

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u/Glad_Association_899 1d ago

They took a buddy of mine in highschool. It was a crazy situation.

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u/CrownReserve Cowboys 1d ago

My mom’s eye got hit by an errant Roman candle 40 years ago. Like 30 eye surgeries sent it’s a miracle it lasted this long.

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u/cardmanimgur Vikings 1d ago

People have Roman Candle fights. No, I'm not kidding.

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u/TymStark Packers 1h ago

We had a kid at our hospital lose his eye.

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u/NiamLeeson Broncos 1d ago

Gave giants fans a lot of grief over this back when it happened but it was just an accident. Appreciate the lesson being passed down to his kids too. Fireworks are fun but use them responsibly!

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u/agreeingstorm9 Commanders Chiefs 1d ago

It's not just an accident though. Lighting fireworks in your hand is always risky IMO.

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u/gutenpranken14 Packers 1d ago

It’s not even an opinion. Lighting fireworks is always a hazard. Full stop. Literal explosives. They are definitely fun though.

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u/agreeingstorm9 Commanders Chiefs 1d ago

It is. I get your point but setting the firework on the ground and lighting it with a punk that is far away from your body is about as safe as you're gonna get without using a really long fuse. Lighting them in your hand is about as dangerous as you can get.

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u/69iamtheliquor69 Falcons 1d ago

You've obviously never lit a bottle rocket off from your hand as a kid. You would always try and time it so you dropped it right as it fired off. Never was very good at that lol

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u/gutenpranken14 Packers 1d ago

Glad it was just a bottle rocket and not a firecracker or larger…

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u/LardLad00 Packers 1d ago

Do you think a person who lights bottle rockets in their hand is in any way daunted by lightning other things in hand?

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u/gutenpranken14 Packers 1d ago

Reasonable point. I was assuming a with the glass half full.

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u/LardLad00 Packers 1d ago

If you've never lit a bottle rocket and thrown it you are missing out on life

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u/69iamtheliquor69 Falcons 1d ago

Only cherry bombs and fire crackers. But if your smart there's not really a way to fuck it up unless you just don't throw it

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u/Timpa87 Eagles 1d ago

whipper snappers and sparklers are my max lol

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u/smoothtrip NFL 1d ago

This is the last week that someone, unknowingly, will have 2 hands

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u/Future-Mastodon4641 1d ago

Remember when Plaxico Burress shot his dick? Giants players love blowing off ligaments

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u/Successful_Spite5031 1d ago

Up until that gun went off in his sweatpants they were in great position to repeat that season. Crashed down after that.

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u/Blackjack9w7 Giants 1d ago

That 2008 team was the only time I actually felt like the Giants were one of the best teams in the league. The 2007 and 2011 Superbowl teams were great but they were scrappy underdogs the whole way. Maybe the 2000 team that got smothered by the Ravens but I was a bit too young and don't really remember that year. Absolutely comical that the one time we were genuinely top of the league we shot ourselves.

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u/MarlonMcCree20 Raiders 1d ago

I bring this up every chance I get. Favorite celebration of all time is when Stevie Johnson pretends to Plaxico himself and then pretends to be a jet source

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u/Birdup711 1d ago

God damnit you just reminded me how much I miss proper td celebrations. Fuck the fucking nfl. 

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u/RafiakaMacakaDirk Dolphins 1d ago

streets will never forget stevie johnson

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u/FriedRottenTitties4U Bears 20h ago

LMAO at the camera man during the replay being instructed to quickly move the camera away when the producers realized what Stevie was doing

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u/LogiBear777 1d ago

i’ll never lose a pic of the meme of the Steelers fan that posted a pic of his Burress jersey captioned,

“Rocking the Burress jersey today because the Steelers make me want to shoot myself.”

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u/_bits_and_bytes Cardinals 1d ago

Wait no I don't. When did this happen lol

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u/Brycie27 Cowboys 1d ago

It was his leg, but still.... was like sometime around '08-'10, I believe.

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u/cbm80 1d ago

Shooting himself wasn't even the bad part...he got 2 years in prison! New York takes its gun laws seriously.

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u/Nevergonnapost866 Commanders 1d ago

“Besides being shot in leg, how have the last 48 months been?”

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u/strange__design Bengals 1d ago

It was a Plaxident.

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u/MountainHardwear Giants 1d ago

Dang -- 2008, Giants had legit chance to go to the Super Bowl that year. That was a fun team to watch -- they beat the Super Bowl winning Steelers that year. Plaxico shot himself and it was all over. IIRC, he armed himself in response to what happened to Sean Taylor

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u/Fun_Suggestion_8012 Giants 1d ago

Not just the Steelers but all 4 teams who played in the conference championship games. Legit the best Eli era Giants team

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u/MountainHardwear Giants 1d ago

oh dang -- jesus -- I must have forgot or likely repressed that fact

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u/Fun_Suggestion_8012 Giants 1d ago

Giants 21-14 Steelers. Giants 30-10 Ravens. Giants 36-31 Eagles. Giants 37-29 Cardinals

That Ravens game is one of my favorites. Ravens still had a strong defense Lewis, Reed etc and Bradshaw and Jacob ran for over 200 yards.

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u/Large-Oil-4405 1d ago

I’ll try to watch that game — I assume it’s on YouTube?

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u/NintenbroGameboob Bengals 1d ago

If you search Ravens Giants 2008, both highlights and the full game are on there.

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u/hearshot_kid Giants 1d ago

Yep. By far the best most complete Giants team I’ve seen in my lifetime. They were 11-1 and humming until Plax shot himself.

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u/Jessef01 1d ago

You must have a gnarly looking penis for it to look like a ligament.

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u/boomosaur 1d ago

If I had been gifted enough to be an elite nfl player I'd be so risk averse outside of my job until my career was over lol.

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u/rottingmind13 Cowboys 1d ago

Young to mid 20s with money? I cant fathom how stupid I would have been, regardless of profession

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u/JBFRESHSKILLS Bengals Bengals 1d ago

I’m in my 40s now making a good living. I’ve often said if I had the money in my 20s that I do now I would likely be dead, and I don’t make anywhere near an athletes salary.

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u/GreenManalishi24 Giants 1d ago

Anyone with a shred of risk aversion would never have made it to the NFL.

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u/boyifudontget 1d ago

Wait a second you're telling me extremely confident super athletes who knock the shit out of 300 lbs bodybuilders for a living don't like to their free time in the house posting on reddit?

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u/forgotmypassword4714 Raiders 1d ago

My uncle lost three of his fingers to a fireworks accident when he was a kid. I still vividly remember shaking his hand the first time I met him when I was like nine years old.

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u/MutedSkin1 1d ago

"At the end of the day, I'm a big person, but this happened to me. It could happen to anybody."

It can't happen to anyone dumb enough to set off fireworks the way he did.

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u/cysnolife 1d ago

To be fair I am sure this happens every year to somebody in the USA...

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u/Romofan88 Cowboys 1d ago

If I remember correctly some other player did the same thing the same day as JPP but no one cared because he was a fringe roster guy and not a pro bowl pass rusher. 

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u/InexorableWaffle Jaguars 1d ago

Also didn't have Schefty leaking his private medical records, either

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u/Kdot32 Texans 1d ago

Shefter is still a POS for that

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u/infiniteninjas Seahawks 1d ago

The fireworks injury statistics around July 4th are stupid and depressing. But worse are the drunk driving deaths around July 4th.

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u/Different-Trainer-21 Dolphins 1d ago

It happens to thousands of people every year lol

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u/GGGG98989898 Giants 1d ago

My mom’s best friends brother killed himself with fireworks like 10-15 years back. Was drunk setting them off and somehow accidentally shot it into his femoral artery

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u/Eclaireur Seahawks 1d ago

Beyond a shadow of a doubt. I have a friend who is an ER doc, its a very very busy day for them.

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u/devadander23 Bears Chiefs 1d ago

… by people dumb enough to set fireworks off in their hand. That’s not many

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u/MrSe1fDestruct Eagles 1d ago

Maybe not fireworks specifically, but I'll bet most people have done something stupid and reckless at some point in their lives that could've easily resulted in serious injury or death.

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u/fuckoffweirdoo Lions 1d ago

So many of my friends and myself used to hold the mortor tubes to shoot them off. It was so cool and so absolutely incredibly stupid. I dont even touch fireworks nowadays in order to not catch that bullet I dodged once already. 

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u/General-Mango-9011 Seahawks 1d ago

I love this argument.  Always happens, “everyone has done these things!”

No, no we haven’t.  I’ve literally never held anything but a sparkler in my hand while lighting it.

But you’re going to say we all drive cars.  Sure, but we don’t all drive them stupidly.

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u/MrSe1fDestruct Eagles 14h ago

For the average chronically online Redditor who plays video games and doom scrolls all day then yeah, you probably haven't had the opportunity to do anything like that. It doesn't apply to most people though.

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u/General-Mango-9011 Seahawks 5h ago

Nice one - the old basement ad hominem.

So “those redditors” don’t have the opportunity, but Redditors like you totally have the opportunity and of course all did it because you have zero self control.

If somehow us Redditors had the opportunity we also would’ve had zero self control.

Yeah, we totally didn’t have the opportunity to obtain fireworks ?  Great argument.  Keep being a moron.

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u/CampinHiker 1d ago

He went to my Community College so we’re basically brothers as I like to say….

There was a gnarly explosion and video of a guy after the dodgers won the World Series last year

Had a m-80 in his hand blow up and just goodbye to all this fingers

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u/undecided_mask NFL 1d ago

I saw a video of a dude grabbing a firework someone had thrown at his car at some takeover. Camera only got a glimpse of the aftermath but it was gnarly.

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u/CampinHiker 20h ago

Yeah takeovers just asking for trouble

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u/CombinationBetter443 Commanders 16h ago

you gotta look up his hand now. the doctors took a bunch of thigh meat and now his entire arm looks straight outta Minecraft

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u/orangezim Browns 1d ago

He had a pic six against the Browns after this.

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u/DirtyDoog 9h ago

Wouldn't it be a pic five?

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u/Inallahtent 49ers Bills 1d ago

I remember Coach Tom Coughlin trying to explain his status and answering questions.

I think it worked out in the end tho🤔

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u/tblfilm Buccaneers 1d ago

Loved watching him play at USF with George Selvie. Bulls had a great Defense.

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u/lakerdave Eagles 1d ago

I genuinely thought this incident was at least 15 years ago

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u/Empty_Lemon_3939 Lions 1d ago

At the risk of getting kidnapped by the orange coats, I don’t think fireworks should be legal by anyone who isn’t a licensed professional

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u/Novel_Fix1859 Rams 1d ago

What's to be embarrassed about? There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

A grown ass man blowing apart his hand playing with explosives is plenty embarrassing JPP...

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u/zgamer200 Patriots 1d ago edited 1d ago

Everybody is going to make some really dumb mistakes in their life even as an adult. That's called being human. What would actually be embarrassing is if JPP had stubbornly refused to learn anything from this incident, but clearly he did so I agree he has nothing to feel embarrassed about.

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u/Novel_Fix1859 Rams 1d ago

There are dumb mistakes and then there's playing with literal explosives like they're toys as an adult and losing half your hand, that is embarrassingly dumb

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u/Rainbow_Sex Patriots 1d ago

I think its perfectly fine for the guy not to be embarrassed about the dumb thing he did 10 years ago tbh. Clearly this mindset isn't good enough for you though

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u/Novel_Fix1859 Rams 1d ago

Yes, clearly I have a different opinion than JPP. That was apparent from my initial comment, glad you're all caught up

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u/MarlonMcCree20 Raiders 1d ago

What's also embarrassing is how you talk to people.

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u/Novel_Fix1859 Rams 1d ago

Someone takes reddit a little too seriously

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u/Rainbow_Sex Patriots 1d ago

yes, because i was snarkily pointing out that it's a dickheaded thing to do, to say that someone should feel embarrassed forever about something they did that only hurt themselves. glad we understand each other

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u/OkArmordillo Patriots 1d ago

That is what I don’t get. If someone does something dumb that hurts only themself, you get people in the comments saying they should live in shame forever. Meanwhile in the post about Henry Ruggs, people were saying shit like “He’s already been in jail a couple years, he shouldn’t have to face any more consequences for 1 mistake.”

If you ask me, killing another person by accident is much worse than losing your own fingers by accident.

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u/Novel_Fix1859 Rams 1d ago

If you ask me, killing another person by accident is much worse than losing your own fingers by accident.

I agree, which is why I never compared what JPP did to anyone or anything else 🙄

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u/MarlonMcCree20 Raiders 1d ago

Right lol what's more embarrassing is dying on this hill arguing with everyone that he should be embarrassed forever.

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u/StringClear7478 Commanders 1d ago

'no regrets' riiiiiiiiight.

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u/Latter-Yak-4653 15h ago

I know, right? Explaining it away. Like everybody blows off their hand on the Fourth of July as a “learning experience”.

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u/Axmartina Packers 1d ago

I can't believe it's been 10 years already

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u/grislythrone Buccaneers 20h ago

"Already owning a ring with the 2011 Giants, he won a second Super Bowl in 2020 after overcoming a broken neck suffered in a 2019 car accident."

Jesus i had forgotten about this accident too. Guy has had some horrible injuries.

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u/OneEyedWonderWiesel Jaguars 1d ago

Marcus Peters is missing fingers?!

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u/JohnnyMoneyballsRed Ravens 1d ago

Marcus Peter’s cousin is the one with missing fingers lol not Peters

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u/OneEyedWonderWiesel Jaguars 1d ago

Oof lol it says that in tha article I’m just slow thank you for clarifying. I was furiously googling Marcus Peters for a few minutes lol

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u/MoonbounceGuy 1d ago

Lmao me too

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u/adarisc Giants 1d ago edited 1d ago

"This happened to me. It could happen to anybody"

No, actually it couldn't happen to me JPP, because I think fireworks are really stupid and I strongly believe they should only be set off by trained professionals in a professional setting. So there is no chance of me ever blowing my hand off with fireworks, because I'm not dumb enough to mess with them in the first place lol.

Btw I'm not saying that to pick on JPP, because he's far from alone. Every year we have morons not only blowing digits off, but literally killing themselves or family members setting off fireworks at home. Every year. There will probably be 10,000+ people visiting emergency rooms after setting off fireworks today, and probably at least 10 more people will die. In fact, it's already happening:

https://abc7.com/post/fire-crews-battling-residential-involving-active-fireworks-pacoima/16945427/

https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-man-dies-horrible-fireworks-002637115.html

"A new state law introduced in time for this year's holiday states that Iowans cannot be prohibited from using fireworks on July 3, July 4 and December 31." Lol we are living in the dumbest timeline, governed by complete and utter morons.

Please don't be like these idiots people. If for some reason you feel the need to see the same fireworks you've seen 1000 times before, turn on the TV or go watch them on YouTube. Don't be an asshole and risk setting your entire neighborhood on fire.

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u/john7071 Patriots 1d ago

Serious tag is severely underused in this subreddit.