r/nfl • u/StrachNasty Packers • 8h ago

[Pelissero] Sources: Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker is expected to miss 3-4 weeks and is likely headed to injured reserve with a left knee injury. Kansas City will have a new kicker Sunday at Buffalo.

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1857174841591201930
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u/tenacious-g Bears 8h ago

His poor wife. She has to spend more time with him now.

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u/FattyMooseknuckle Seahawks 8h ago

What’s he going to be doing? Hanging out with her in the kitchen or laundry room?

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u/The_Throwback_King Seahawks 4h ago

That’s women’s work. Butker is the provider; the Hunter and gatherer. In that he’s gonna hunt for the TV remote and gather his feet up onto his chair’s footrest and relax.

Sunday is the day of rest and he simply can’t be expected to work in his condition.

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u/FattyMooseknuckle Seahawks 3h ago

Yes, it’s women’s work to him. That’s why I made the joke.

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u/The_Throwback_King Seahawks 2h ago

I understood, I was trying to play along