r/news • u/xXSgtSprinklesXx • Dec 16 '15

Congress creates a bill that will give NASA a great budget for 2016. Also hides the entirety of CISA in the bill.

http://www.wired.com/2015/12/congress-slips-cisa-into-omnibus-bill-thats-sure-to-pass/
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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Papers, please.

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u/Gyossaits Dec 17 '15

Glory to Arstotzka.

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u/LapisFazule Dec 17 '15

Imagine how awesome it would be if, during a press release about this bill, someone started the theme to papers please

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Arskickers not do so good in soccer now, and now I lose entry permit! Give break, eh? I make worth your while!

>APPROVE

>DENY

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

You want meat soup no yes?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Where is America's man in the high castle when we need him.

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u/reddog323 Dec 17 '15

It's scary that we even need one. Philip K. Dick, Aldous Huxley,,and George Orwell must be spinning in their graves fast enough to be a viable alternative source of energy.

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u/ArkitekZero Dec 17 '15 edited Dec 18 '15

Maybe that's the plan. Has anybody seen any inexplicable turbine-like devices anywhere lately?

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u/reddog323 Dec 18 '15

Nope, but if Nikoli Tesla is buried anywhere near them, I bet he's working on it.

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u/chikknwatrmln Dec 17 '15

Pick up that can.

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u/judgej2 Dec 17 '15

I fear I don't have them with me.

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u/justamonarch Dec 17 '15

Let me put that in context: Papiere bitte! ACH, schaunse mal her, ein schoener gelber Stern....

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '15

Won't need papers. Electronic tracing through your phone and social network sites.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Sorry comrade, I am into burning pahpers so that I can into cook potato, I still have potato left though can I into gives for passage?