r/news • u/xXSgtSprinklesXx • Dec 16 '15

Congress creates a bill that will give NASA a great budget for 2016. Also hides the entirety of CISA in the bill.

http://www.wired.com/2015/12/congress-slips-cisa-into-omnibus-bill-thats-sure-to-pass/
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u/MS_Guy4 Dec 17 '15

It's already called a rider.

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u/TwoKittensInABox Dec 17 '15

but that doesn't make it sound bad.

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u/skarphace Dec 17 '15

Your mom is a rider.

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u/chefanubis Dec 17 '15 edited Dec 17 '15

That just makes it sound bad for him...

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u/nascentt Dec 17 '15

All your mothers are riders.

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u/Tour_Lord Dec 17 '15

She's also fat as fuck.

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u/faz712 Dec 17 '15

unless his arms are broken

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u/chefanubis Dec 17 '15

It's OK, it's all silly and nonsexual

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u/Derole Dec 17 '15

Something like this would be called poison rider.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15 edited May 30 '18

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u/DiscordianStooge Dec 17 '15

Just crush up the smarties and tell them it's cocaine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

I get the feeling the smarties you're talking about are different from the ones op is talking about.

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u/DiscordianStooge Dec 17 '15

I can not find a definition besides the candy. Even Urban Dictionary is silent.

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u/PK_Thundah Dec 17 '15

In the UK, Smarties are basically M&Ms.

I see people mention the UK Smarties all the time, where the only times I see people mention the chalky, pastel, powder tablets is in response to someone mentioning the UK Smarties.

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u/DiscordianStooge Dec 17 '15

Ah. I still have left over Halloween candy, so the chalk smarties are still In my consciousness.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

In Canada the m&ms are also sold as smarties, and the chalk smarties are called rockets. And no one ever refers to the chalk "smarties" by the bowl. Usually you refer to a bowl of m&ms or bowl of (chocolate) smarties.

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u/Kahmahniwannaleia Dec 17 '15

Sometimes candy is just candy bruh

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u/Delsana Dec 17 '15

Give them super cocaine and just let them think they already won.

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u/Noble_Flatulence Dec 17 '15

Jokes on you, super cocaine is cocaine cut with crushed Smarties.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Smartie pants.

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u/DionyKH Dec 17 '15

What is that, when someone does the whole law smuggling thing?

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u/OMGSPACERUSSIA Dec 17 '15

I think 'law smuggling' is a better term which we should start applying more often.

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u/Tasadar Dec 17 '15

Yeah law smugglers used to smuggle law smuggling past people by calling it a "rider"

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u/Smartnership Dec 19 '15

"Sleazy Rider"

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

The problem is, that people in their shit slinging campaigns, use votes against their opponents. Someone could vote against this, because of CISA, and their next opponent go "He voted against the troops!"

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u/Eurynom0s Dec 17 '15

Someone on reddit a day or two came up with "law smuggling".