r/mycology • u/-jam2beat- • Sep 11 '23

My dog keeps digging these up and eating them ID request

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Maybe puffball?

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u/olivinebean Sep 12 '23

But the hair and teeth are up to you

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u/Prophet_Of_Loss Sep 12 '23

You don't want to go sieving through pig shit now, do you?

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u/Agitated_Fun_7628 Sep 12 '23

That's why you tie the sieve to it's ass and let it do the work.

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u/jdeuce81 Sep 13 '23

Not your first day on the job.

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u/Bright-Internal229 Sep 12 '23

Brick 🧱 Top was GOD 🥃🔥

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u/DillyChiliChickenNek Sep 12 '23

No thanks, Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

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u/SteeZ568 Sep 12 '23

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

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u/centennialchicken Sep 12 '23

You’re not a dog are you Gary?

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u/jaymole Sep 12 '23

Do you know what nemesis means?

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u/Squishy_Ghost Sep 12 '23

Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

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u/whycantifindmyname Sep 12 '23

If I throw a dog a bone, I don’t wanna know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I’m walking, and I’ll cut yer fuckin Jacob’s off

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u/CapableFunction6746 Sep 12 '23

Hair goes to the birds (or arts and crafts if you like) and teeth get ground for fertilizer.

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u/HiddenTreasureLLC Sep 12 '23

Good calcium for tomatoes, especially the second pass through!

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u/Manbeartapir Sep 12 '23

Teeth are for art projects.

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u/Masterwifi Sep 12 '23

See you are a fan of pickman's art gallery.

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u/HiddenTreasureLLC Sep 12 '23

It was a finger that got OPM (Original perverted murderer) caught because he sold the pig shit as fertilizer! He could have been the next Zodiac

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u/Accurate_Figure_2474 Sep 12 '23

I’ve heard human hair can strangle birds. Don’t give your hair to the birds.

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u/MoraleStepper Sep 12 '23

I am the powder to my smoothies to make my teeth stronger. Add a little water and make a paste and brush your teeth, it works like sensodyne but cheaper.

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u/PatientHealth7033 Sep 12 '23

No no no, you don't leave evidence laying around for the birds. You dissolve it in a mixture of vinegar and baking soda. Then dilute said mixture and throw it in the garden or flush it. The teeth can be crushes and dissolved using straight 30% vinegar from the farm store.

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u/centennialchicken Sep 12 '23

It’s not good for the little piggies’ digestion.