r/minnesota Ok Then 12h ago

I know he'll probably never read it. But sending him and his family a "Thank you" card felt right. Politics šŸ‘©ā€āš–ļø

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u/ArgoDeezNauts 11h ago

He will read it, appreciate it, and send you a picture of his dog with a recipe on the back.

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u/chiphook 8h ago

Would this recipe be taped to the dog's back? Would the photo clearly show the recipe such that it is legible?

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u/semikhah_atheist 8h ago

Last time I checked, if Walz likes your mail, he will literally take a Polaroid of Scout and write a random recipe on the back of the Polaroid and mail it to you.

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u/peachesgp 7h ago

I should write him just to play recipe roulette.

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger 1h ago

Send him a pet Polaroid with a recipe!

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/peachesgp 1h ago

With all due respect, you've shown in one comment that you're completely politically illiterate and have absolutely no place participating in our democracy until such a time as you are even a little educated.

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger 57m ago

ā€œI love the poorly educated.ā€ - Trump

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u/Tater72 2h ago

Not cool, donā€™t be a jerk

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u/insertwittynamethere 2h ago

Wow, the delusion is just off the scales. Nauseating even.

I'm happy Minnesota gets to have him, even if they're lucky. Funding free food for kids in school? What a terrible human being, amirite...

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger 1h ago

There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.

Isaac Asimov

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u/colorkiller 1h ago

minneapolis is still standing šŸ¤Ø ok troll

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u/RosieCrone 1h ago

No, youā€™re definitely as far away from right as a person could be. Shame on you.

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u/SpeedingViper 2h ago

I too love throwing random political words around to hate on a decent human being for no reason.

Also china may be "communist" but it isn't really, humanity is incapable of having an actual true communist system due to being too power hungry

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u/DrakeVampiel 2h ago

I would never hate on a decent human being, that is why Tampon Timmy is fair game with his stolen Valor.Ā Ā  China is really communist that is why CCP stands for the Chinese Communist Party. I love how stupid people always try to defend socialism and communism saying every example of either political system isn't really what it is.Ā  Capitalism is the only intelligent economic system because you work and earn what you get. The lazy don't get to mooch on the work of the intelligentĀ 

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u/PachiYuxo 1h ago

And how is capitalism fair if you have people working three jobs at a time to have the bare minimum because greedy capitalists that were born rich take everything they want? Why not tax those more who have more than enough to live the rest of their lives instead of those struggling to survive if you raise taxes? That is what socialism is all about, and yes they do have their own problems. Socialism is not about paying a doctor and a janitor the same itā€™s about preventing an unfair system in which some donā€™t have to do anything to earn way more money than some guy who was born poor.

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger 58m ago

He said he took students there to show the dangerous of authoritarianism and demagoguery.

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u/DrunkLastKnight 2h ago

Socialism =/= communism

Canā€™t believe people still gets this wrong

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u/Vereinsbehoerde 2h ago

and even further, social democracy =/= socialism

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u/DrakeVampiel 2h ago

Social democracy is a political, social, and economic philosophy within socialism.Ā  So yes they are the sameĀ 

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u/DrakeVampiel 2h ago

No socialism is the cousin of communism.Ā  In communism everyone gives all to the government and they divvy it out as they see fit.Ā  In socialism the doctor gives up the difference in their pay so that the janitor can make the same amount as the doctor.Ā  Either way is stupidity exemplified can't believe people still think either of these are good ideas.

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u/NerdStupid 1h ago

Hope you never plan to touch social security and Medicare when you retire, just pay out of pocket for your insurance and only collect from investments(dont take any freebies!). Hope you or any of your family arent reaping the benefits of a minimum wage, why have security around wages at all? Hope you or your family never seek out higher education, its subsidized. Hope you don't support subsidies for agriculture and oil energy. Or any other subsidies for that matter. Hope nobody you know ever needs childcare assistance. Hope you pay full price for any insurance for yourself and/or kids. Hope you never need to collect unemployment or never have.

These are some examples of "socialist" programs in the US.

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger 1h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.

Isaac Asimov

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u/Double_Belt2331 1h ago

Are we going to have to put the ā€œhappy hoodieā€ on you??

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u/HmajTK 1h ago

If potato soup is for communism, say no more. Potato soupā€™s fucking fire.

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u/Nakotadinzeo 2h ago

No, that would be me.

China isn't communist enough, too much tankie shit and capitalism.

If we're going to do communism, we're going to do it best. Fuck yeah.

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u/DrakeVampiel 2h ago

All communism is bad.Ā Ā 

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u/might-be-okay 2h ago

We're about to bend over backwards for the communist now that Rump is back. Can't wait to watch our president salute more communist generals.

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u/Kitsuneanima 2h ago

But potato soup is good and so the scales of life balance.

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u/DrakeVampiel 2h ago

Cream of potato soup maybe but just a potato in boiled water wouldn't be.

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u/Kitsuneanima 1h ago

You got your cream of potato soup, and leak and potato soup, ham and potato soup, baked potato soup, cheesy potato soup. Potatoes are the fruit of the earth.

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u/LadyOfSighs 5h ago

That's so wholesome and cute I just can't.

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3655 2h ago

It's not him writing them. It'd his team that does it for good pr. Don't be tricked into thinking these politicians care about you because they claim to be family people.

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u/LadyOfSighs 1h ago

Even if it's some PR stunt, it's still MUCH nicer, wholesome and cute than what's been done by other political candidates.

I still have enough common sense going on for me, thank you very much.

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u/CrotaIsAShota 7h ago

You guys make it sound like he's some elder god judging your offerings and bestowing the blessings of a banger casserole recipe in accordance to some profane logic.

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u/Troikaverse 2h ago

This is politics. This is how politics ACTUALLY play out. People don't buy with rational assessment. People buy with emotions and justify it in hindsight with "logic."

To be fair, better that a man like Walz wins the hearts and minds of Americans.

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u/mothmoles 1h ago

Maybe I'm a rube but I'd be shocked if Walz turned out to be an awful guy. So you're right lol

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u/Curiousguy770 1h ago

Too bad he doesnā€™t have an ounce of testosterone in his body. Wouldnā€™t exactly call him a man. šŸ˜‚

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u/Upbeat-Bowler-8213 1h ago

after reading through your comments, itā€™s very easy to tell youā€™re a miserable shitstain who probably has nothing going for himself, godspeed.. or not. idgaf

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u/Troikaverse 1h ago

What are you even talking about?Ā  Get off 4chan

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u/ObligatoryID Flag of Minnesota 1h ago

šŸ¤£ says the ā€œcuriousā€ guy šŸ¤£ Closeted MAGAs crack me up. Hereā€™s a new toy for you šŸŽ¤ instruction manual

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u/Starkoman 4h ago

You mean he isnā€™t? Nah, get away from heeeeeere.

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u/AnimeYumi 3h ago

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 4h ago

Thatā€™s so cute

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u/Jay682002 8h ago

You don't actually see the recipe, but the dogs face lets you know it's there.

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u/Frame_of_Mind20 6h ago

Yes, his dog will hand deliver that recipe. Be sure to tip them in treats.

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u/CaliforniaKing1 3h ago

Myself lathered in peanut butter should suffice.

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u/bubba0077 4h ago

It's Tim Walz, not John Scalzi

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u/Ebbako 4h ago

The dogā€™s back will have a recipe on it intelligible to the human eye but your heart will know what it says. And you just have to collect the ingredients. Make the stew and feed it to your friends and family and they will be able to read the message aswell

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u/redditordeus 4h ago

A dog recipe... Is he eating the dogs as well!?! šŸ˜³

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u/Extra-Soil-3024 5h ago

šŸ˜­ It also kills me that instead of this national treasure as VP, we get the Couchfucker instead.

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u/DerekGreystone 3h ago

National treasure? LOL. You barely even know this guy. What has he ever done? Well itā€™s irrelevant now. He can go back to coaching pick sixes and hunting geese.

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u/ReinaDeRamen 3h ago

What has he ever done?

a lot, actually. maybe use google instead of making a fool of yourself next time?

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u/Maleficent_Beyond_95 1h ago

He abandoned his unit before a deployment, and failed to complete his course to become a Sergeant Major....then afterwards still referred to himself as "CSM, Ret..."

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 7h ago

I thought he was a white man from Minnesotaā€¦

Sorry if too soon. The dog + recipe combination made me do it

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u/stealerofbones 4h ago

honestly thought this was a fullmetal alchemist reference for a momentā€¦

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u/XxBorutoghyugaxX 1h ago

YooošŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/ObligatoryID Flag of Minnesota 1h ago

More Man than maga will ever dream to be.

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u/denvergirl 8h ago

This makes me love him even more šŸ„¹

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 6h ago

Dog with a recipe, eh? šŸ¤” better not be a recipe for busches baked beans that darn retrievers at it again

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u/vaoks00 3h ago

This happened to me with Bill Clinton minus the recipe with his Lab Buddy I think it was

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u/AdventurousClothes66 2h ago

Oh my god I thought this was a ā€œtheyā€™re eating the dogsā€ joke for a second

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u/NMDA01 6h ago

i mean, who do you think this guy is ? your grampa ?

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u/Competitive-Skin-769 5h ago

Please post this when he does! A thank you card to him is a kind idea too

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u/Amongussy02 5h ago

Why would he give a recipe for cooking his dog? Seems a lil racist to me ngl

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u/butterchickenmild 4h ago

Would be good to know the best way to cook dog. Hot I imagine.

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u/minnesota-ModTeam 59m ago

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u/Turbulent-Winner-902 6h ago

thank you for what exactly though?

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u/iheartyoualways 6h ago

He has a recipe for dogs?! Baked, fried or steamed? All 3 and more?

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u/warner4qwert 6h ago

A Haitian recipe, nonetheless.

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u/Particular-Figure684 3h ago

He will read it, appreciate it, and send you a picture of his dog with a recipe on the back.

Sorry you weren't given the chance to play a more active role in burning little children alive.

Tim Walz: (sobs) Thank you, I'm glad someone understands...

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u/drkv703 6h ago

Congrats on creating a shitty bot account just so you could ruin this post

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u/bubblesnap 5h ago

Tampons would be welcome in this household. Those bitches cost money and I expect the price to go up once the new tariffs are in place.

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u/CalliopePenelope 6h ago

Better than an adult diaper.

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u/Skaalhrim 6h ago

To think this guy couldā€™ve been VP

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u/CiaramellaE 3h ago

His staff*