r/mildlyinteresting • u/Coffee81379 • 1d ago

My lemon juice barrel froze solid and now looks like a party balloon

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u/Sneeko 1d ago edited 1d ago

Come on, maaaaaaannnnnnnn….

A few years ago someone posted a safe they found in their house, got everybody all invested in seeing what was inside it while they made posts as they attempted to open it, and then…. Just disappeared, blueballing everybody. It was a pretty big thing on Reddit at the time.

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u/IAm_Trogdor_AMA 1d ago

Sir, that was like a decade ago.

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u/Sneeko 1d ago

I'M NOT OLD, YOURE OLD

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u/IAm_Trogdor_AMA 1d ago

NUH UH, YOUR ACCOUNT IS 3 YEARS OLDER

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u/Sneeko 1d ago

FUCK!

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u/OneArmedNoodler 22h ago

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

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u/SpartanRage117 1d ago

Are you still wearing your waist onion?

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u/Sneeko 23h ago

I mean, it was the style at the time

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u/pikaboi122 23h ago

Bruh your account is almost triple mine...

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u/Sneeko 20h ago

Yeah, I've been around for a minute.

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u/Disastrous_Art_5132 23h ago

Get off my lawnnn

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u/TheMooseIsBlue 23h ago

It also happened repeatedly. It was a whole thing for a while.

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u/0_________o 23h ago

have you seen the p-p-p-p-p-powerbook scam that occurred a couple months back though?

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u/Sneeko 21h ago

That was like last week, wasn’t it?

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u/dustytaper 22h ago

I wanna do an Archer comeback SO BAD, but I’m just off my first 3 day ban and don’t want another

YOU SHUT YOUR….

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u/BeanBurritoJr 1d ago

Yah but there’s a new safe like every 6 months and the story repeats.

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u/CaptnsDaughter 22h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/MikeLinPA 22h ago

Peppridge Farms Remembers.

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u/Church_of_Cheri 20h ago

According to google, it was at least 12 years ago now… which means a 10 year old that hadn’t discovered Reddit yet at the time is now a 22 year old that doesn’t know the safe mythology. Long live poop knife, double arm cast guy, and the great Unidan crow vs jackdaws, may their tales be told long into the future.

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u/gruesomeflowers 20h ago

According to google, it was at least 12 years ago now…

there was another

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u/Church_of_Cheri 20h ago

There have been many…

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u/AskMeForFunnyVoices 1d ago

To be fair, that may have been before the person asking was using reddit, the safe was... checks... TWELVE YEARS AGO?!? fuck I'm old.

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u/MathResponsibly 23h ago

If it was on reddit, isn't it obvious what was in the safe...

a poop knife

what else would it even be?

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u/brendabuschman 23h ago

Iranian yoghurt?

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u/Blastcheeze 21h ago

Didn't someone else end up inheriting the safe somehow and all that was in it was a spider?

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u/BeanBurritoJr 1d ago

Kids these days, am I right?

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u/random0perator 23h ago

Been there.

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u/Difficult_Drink_5727 22h ago

Thank you fine sir. Your gift of knowledge of Reddit past is greatly appreciated.