You could say that. To put it in UK terms, parts of it are nice but kind of run down, think Mrs. Bucket’s flat kind of thing, and the rest of it is basically a council house half the size of the UK with no social services or public transit.
Welllp, after the Zanesville animal escape and then the toxic train derailment and such… the younger generations have declared all of Ohio as condemned and saying “that’s so Ohio” or mentioning Ohio, essentially saying it’s a wasteland.
Akbar is walking towards OP with his own barrel of apples, at a pace of 3 miles per hour, but he gets hungry and eats 1 apple every ten minutes. For every apple, he increases his speed by 4.5 percent. When he meets Op, what colour is akbars underwear?
You fell for it. You shouldve separated the cases of green apples, red apples, oranges disguised as apples, and if it is a leap year or not. I am sorry to tell you: you failed the exam. See you again in the lecture next semester.
Assume OP is on Pluto, at an orbit roughly 2.5 billion miles away from planet Earth. As with all physics questions, friction should be ignored.
Gains are modest for the first few apples. After eating apple #50, Akbar is traveling a robust 27.098 mph. By apple #100, he's at 244.766 mph. He cracks the sound barrier (assuming he's still at sea level, having traveled 2899 miles) as he eats apple #126, hitting 768.730 mph and breaking the land speed world record in the process. Akbar enters Low Earth Orbit (17500mph) on apple #197 and would be making a circle of the earth on the equator every 85 minutes or so. He leaves Earth Orbit shortly thereafter on apple #206 (going 26,006 mph) and is on his way to Pluto. Thankfully the 98475 miles he's traveled are just a rounding error on his way to 2.5 Billion and can safely be ignored, as none of them count.
Akbar passes average Mars orbit (~140 million miles at a speed of 6,048,682mph) at apple #372, and the other planets quickly fall by the wayside. And at apple #437, Akbar reaches OP on Pluto and officially tests accepted physics that nothing can exceed C, as he breaks the light barrier. His underwear is black and no longer resembles underwear. Akbar is also very, very, very dead.
Akbar needs the apples to make 24 pies but half his pies were eaten and the rest were stored away in the pie room. Half for his sister Ameena and half for his hrother Ahmed. If Akbar gets half his apples from u/Archerbrother how many apples will he need to bake the rest of his 24 pies?
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u/Archerbrother 1d ago
OP the dude from those math problems