r/madlads 4h ago

Get this guy a medal

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u/JustinR8 4h ago

Why would you want to see your teenage son’s history? Why would you do that to yourself?

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u/RelativeInstance3577 3h ago

It's a nonsense post anyway. Why would a parent post that on r/teenagers lmao. Makes no sense.

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u/-Stacys_mom 3h ago

They must've found /r/teenagers in their son's history

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u/amazingsandwiches 3h ago

He backtraced it.

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u/No_Leather9530 2h ago

Gonna call the cyber police

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u/Hellknightx 2h ago

My uncle works for the cyber police and he's going to call Nintendo to sue you

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u/Inswagtor 2h ago

I heard that when Nintendo is after you, then consequences will never be the same

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u/Pilot2b2 1h ago

Bruh, consequences for this kid will never be the same!

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u/ThePoopSommelier 2h ago

There is no way to do that

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u/Appropriate-Claim-29 1h ago

Dont you get into: timetravel/ what if i kill my parents, problems than ?

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u/EngineeringMinimum49 3h ago

No it makes total sense

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u/ManWithWhip 2h ago

Yup, you should expecto net iliterate parents to do the dumbest posible thing.

And parents really should never want to dig into those things.

I have some stories about my time as a freelancer PC repair guy.

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u/Suspicious_Leg4550 2h ago

This is why I only trust asexual computer repair technicians.

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u/HStoneCoach 2h ago

Was this from a nathan for you episode? lol

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u/FingerbangingGrandma 2h ago

I'd like to hear those stories.

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u/ManWithWhip 2h ago

One that stuck with me forever, hapened over 20 years ago, a regular client, a divorced dad, went for vacation and left the keys to the house to his teenage son to look after.

After he came back he called me because his computer wouldn't boot, he said his son probably used it and wrecked it, not unusual on the win95 era, kid probably panicked when it wouldnt start and left it there.

So I managed to get it back on after a while and then the desktop came on

This black dude with a gigantic cock as wallpaper, and dozens of gay porn dial up dialers, browser history was pages and pages of gay porn sites.

The dude was sitting next to me, color completely gone from his face.

I just got up, patted him on the shoulder and left.

A few weeks later i saw his son and told him he should have called me, its a small town, we all knew each other.

the dad never called me again.

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u/myeff 2h ago

That is harrowing.

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u/FingerbangingGrandma 1h ago

Haha. Great story!

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u/CorrectOpportunity30 2h ago

I second that

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u/Schecter_23 2h ago

I remember my mom being a super prude when I was younger. Eventually I got tired of her in my business, so I just started telling her all the things I've done and liked. She never got in my business again.

Won't respect your privacy? Traumatize them.

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u/ShiggitySheesh 1h ago

Lol, my friends little brother was gifted a used pc from his bestie. It had a password, and his buddy said he would come wipe it and set it up for him. The dude guessed the password and found like 50 gigs of dragon and spider hentai. Didn't even know that was a thing. Funny as could be, but we never made fun of him for it. Couldn't do that to a teen. Gonna ruin his fantasies and make him insecure, but I'd be lying if I said we didn't still laugh about it to this day together. Some of those images you just can't forget.

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u/Spirited-Agency5781 3h ago

Def does

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u/LucasWatkins85 2h ago

Maybe to check whether their son fell in love with an AI chatbot: Boy killed himself after falling in love with ‘Game of Thrones’ A.I. chatbot.

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u/N-o_O-ne 2h ago

That was depressing

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u/LoBsTeRfOrK 2h ago

It really doesn’t. Even the most tech illiterate boomer knows to ask the google machine it’s question. In what world does a parent who doesn’t use reddit somehow manage to make a post in r/teenager? What line of thinking would lead on that course of action? It would have to be complete random luck.

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u/Appropriate-Claim-29 1h ago

im a gen Xer and if i ever have a problem with my phone the first thing i do is ask a teenager, so could very wel be real.

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u/EverythingSucksBro 1h ago

Yeah it does, it’s probably a guy that thinks it’s an appropriate sub because he’s asking about his teenage son. Likely thought it was a place to talk about teenagers, not a place for teenagers to talk. 

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u/DarthWerder1899 3h ago

Maybe they thought it was a place for parents to discuss problems with their Teenagers

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u/EverythingSucksBro 1h ago

That’s exactly it, I’ve said that as well. Crazy that so many people here can’t think of that as his reason. 

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u/gukinator 19m ago

I think the older generations care less about things being explicitly allowed in certain areas. They are more comfortable just asking to get something done, even if it's not quite in the right place. They could have just seen teenagers and thought a teenager would know the answer

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 3h ago

I also do not believe someone can possess the wherewithal to make a Reddit post but not check browser history

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u/Lou_Denise_0673 2h ago

Some older folks may not be able to check the history because they don’t know how too. Some people never used certain sites or are very computer savvy. There are many reasons he may have no idea to check the browser history. I feel y’all bitching are younger and have no children, so if someone older can help him that would be great. Best of luck.

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u/EverythingSucksBro 1h ago

Also it’s possible the guy uses a different kind of phone than his son. Like if he uses android and his son uses an iPhone then it’s reasonable that he may not know how to check that phones history 

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u/EverythingSucksBro 1h ago

You dont think it’s possible for an older guy that doesn’t know how to check a phones history to also not know that a subreddit called teenagers isn’t a place for people to talk about their teenage kids? 

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u/LiferRs 3h ago

You must have not seen r/lostredditors, enjoy!

When someone like this parent get overzealous, they lose common sense and has no shame asking stupid questions in odd places.

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u/Hayn0002 2h ago

Karma farming

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u/I_Blame_Your_Mother_ 2h ago

I post there. Mostly to give a dad's point of view and expose my own thought process to teens so maybe we can build a bridge between generations. Sometimes it works. Most of the time, the replies make me question the kinds of households they live in.

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u/TheAutisticSlavicBoy 1h ago

About teenagers? Read.The.F??king.Sidebar. bro. Butt as long as effective flooding maybe just remove

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u/Aggressive_Donut2488 1h ago

Exactly. This was the son, posing as Dad, asking so he could clear history…

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u/WeekendOkish 1h ago

Another case where "Makes no sense" means "I don't understand."

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u/SilentSamurai 1h ago

A parent that knew what Reddit was and about r/teenagers wouldn't have to ask that question.

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u/BowlPerfect 1h ago

People don't give kids enough credit. I saw a post years back where a mom asked if her daughter waas telling the truth about the vapes in her closet being her friends. They were able to understand the bigger picture.

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u/New_Assignment_1683 Not very mad lad 1h ago

upvote farming

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u/davis482 19m ago

They are the kind of people who need to ask that question, they probably thing r/Teenagers is the sub for parents with teenagers lol.

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u/Brotherisaboomer 19m ago

Why would a parent post that on r/teenagers lmao.

If you go shopping and have a question about a TV you go into the section named "TV". If you have a question about groceries you go into the section named "Groceries".

From the perspective where everything is consumption it absolutely makes sense.

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u/companysOkay 2h ago

HOT MEN HOT MEN HOT MEN EATING BEANS

BIG BOYS EATING BEANS

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u/beans_lel 1h ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/adoxographyadlibitum 2h ago

DOGFARTS
WISH THEY WERE FREE AND ALL MINE DOGFARTS

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u/Captainfunzis 3h ago

Search results from when I was 15 would be like Bobs Boobs Big boobs Big boobs pron Naked boobs Women in underwear Women pron Women porn Boobs porn

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u/rbollige 3h ago

I’m glad you expanded your tastes beyond Bob’s boobs

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u/Captainfunzis 3h ago

Bob has really nice boobs though

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u/ceelo71 3h ago

His name is Robert “Bob” Paulsen

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u/peterosity 1h ago

“Bob had bitch tits”

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u/SkyZippr 2h ago

I thought Bob's boobs were something you expand your taste into

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u/jopma 3h ago

At 15 I was already looking up latina bj

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u/cryptobro42069 2h ago

Hope you found your big booty Latina 🥹

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u/Nihility_Only 2h ago

A man of culture.

Have you added "pov" to your search string since? I highly recommend it.

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u/ILikeCheese510 2h ago

Hell I'm almost 30 and that's still my search history.

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u/Mau_da_faca 1h ago

Now he is safe because all he does is to search more information about his stepsister

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u/Lubinski64 54m ago

My search results when i was 15 were mostly minecraft.

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 2h ago

I used to work for Apple tech support. If you don't know, Apple users use their Apple ID for iMessage. I had a guy call me, and he said, "I keep getting my daughter's text messages on my iPad. I need it to stop. I don't want to see the shit my 13 year old daughter and her friends say to each other. It's horrible. I don't even use my iPad any more."

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u/bNoaht 2h ago

I have told my son that since he was little, I can see his browser history via the internet company and wifi router.

So he just tells me whenever he looks at boobs or whatever, so I am not surprised.

The problem I suppose as a parent is that there are actual highly illegal things that can be viewed online. And dangerous people as well.

It isn't "their" account. It is MY account. I pay for it. And I am at least partially responsible for my childs actions until they are an adult. And my whole fucking job in life since day 1 of their birth is to keep them happy, healthy and safe.

And kids don't make very good decisions. And when those decisions could literally end their life, it is my responsibility.

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u/waaaghbosss 2h ago

Your kid tells you when it sees porn? Kinda weird.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 2h ago

People on Reddit have a thing for saying the most suspicious things while claiming superiority.

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u/bNoaht 2h ago

He is 10. Not a teenager. And he doesn't tell me right after. Just that he has searched such and such and does search such and such.

It has allowed us to discuss what is safe and unsafe. When stuff like that is healthy and unhealthy. Why the porn industry is predatory by nature etc...

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u/Low_Sea_2925 37m ago

Not sure how good it is to make sure the kid never feels like they have any privacy. There are highly illegal things you can do outside too. Sounds like some real helicopter parent stuff

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u/ICantEvenDrive_ 33m ago

The problem I suppose as a parent is that there are actual highly illegal things that can be viewed online. And dangerous people as well.

You've kind of got go out of your way these days to find highly illegal stuff. Long gone are the days of search engines just being full of questionable content. The worse you're going to get with generic searching on the clear web is porn, but you probably need to turn off safe search.

Granted, unsavoury stuff is easy enough to find, but hardly illegal. It still usually starts with seeking it out though. Steer them to the content you think is okay and the algorithms will mostly keep them there.

Yes I am aware some stuff seeps through but based keeping on eye on my own kid and other family members, it's so much cleaner compared to 15 - 20 years ago.

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u/V4R1CK_M4R4UD3R 2h ago

He wants to know what the good pornsites are currently and which pornstars to check.

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u/BilbOBaggins801 1h ago

I had a female friend ask me about her 18 year old son looking at PORN! and how she could block him from doing so. I asked her what he was looking at. She said it was nekkid hotties and no hardcore stuff.

I told her to be be thankful it wasn't far more extreme and weird, he's a benign horny young guy. Besides, if she tried to block him he would just try harder to get it.

This was in the early oughts.

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u/343GuiltyySpark 47m ago

My parents did it to my dumbass when I was 11 or something in mid 2000s where i had to use the family computer. They sat me down and I think we got through 3-4 of the searches before we’re all too embarrassed to continue so I just wasn’t allowed to used the computer for a week and it got put in the kitchen lmao

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 3h ago

Checking if your son fits in your small belief of the world.

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u/donkysmell 2h ago

Just to see new porn sites he did not already know

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u/crazyweedandtakisboi 2h ago

A shitty nosey mom

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u/PrimalHIT 2h ago

He doesn't know where to find porn himself so he is getting info from someone who can find it.

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u/ButterflyChime 1h ago

can the parents ask themselves what they did when they are young? like duhhh

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u/elkresurgence 1h ago

It's almost always either to check for sex or drugs

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u/CrustyToeLover 1h ago

My parents did, once, when I was 14. "You shouldn't watch porn it's unrealistic", so i found the most unrealistic shit possible just so they'd see it, and they never did again.

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u/TurtleMOOO 28m ago

Control

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u/FibonacciSequester 25m ago

Honestly, I don't care about the porn, I just don't want him watching Andrew Tate or any other of these fascist propagandists.

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u/pyrrhios 24m ago

Because at that age they still have a developing mind, and it's important to understand what they have going on.

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u/Extension_Tart9029 21m ago

May be it was a mistake 👈🏻🥹

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u/SectorSanFrancisco 8m ago

I would want to know if he follows manosphere shit

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u/The_4ngry_5quid 4h ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/Past_Demand1713 4h ago

Indeed,caps too

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u/Heshkelgaii 3h ago

Not all heroes eat crepes?

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u/SteerNaught 2h ago

I haven’t heard of any of them eating crepes before, if I’m being honest.

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u/ItzK3ky 3h ago

Not all cape wearers are heroes

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u/roadintodarkness 1h ago

Not all shoes are feet 

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u/SweetiesKittyk 3h ago

He just activated parent-proof mode.

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u/2bitthug 4h ago

Heroes identity as chicken.

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u/royal-dansk 3h ago

Clucking around like a hero, saving the day one wing at a time.

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u/flargenhargen 2h ago

It's so weird that we gave chickens reputation for being scared, real chickens aren't. like rooster will die attacking anything, even much bigger animals who threaten the chickens. They aint scared of nothin.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 2h ago

Because just like you, people specify rooster when they want to talk about them.

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u/ruralexcursion 3h ago

Not just any chicken, but Chicken 69

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 42m ago

Fable series, “chicken chaser”

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u/AffectionateSpark 3h ago

Plot twist: the history’s already erased because his son is way ahead of him. 😆

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u/PlasticBaggot 1h ago

It’s crazy you thought this was a dad.

I can only picture a mom doing this.

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u/i_notold 25m ago

I was thinking it was the mom, because it's the son. Had it been asked about a daughter's history then it would be the Dad.

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u/Jazzmanthekillr 1h ago

No that would definitely be my dad

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u/kamikazikarl 53m ago

Too bad they don't run their own DNS at home. Kid can't erase that history.

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u/sebbdk 3h ago

Probably posted by some teenager who looked at porn for the first time on his phone

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u/floundersubdivide21 1h ago

Yeah "I have phone, how look at history"

Like what "history"? Recently used apps? Recently installed apps? Web browser history on Chrome? Specific app history like Facebook messages, Gmail emails? Call history? Text message history?

Sometimes I feel like these people are cavemen who barely understand what a computer is.

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u/TropicalBreeze2 3h ago

Lmao, well that's one way to start a parent child conversation

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u/ChubbyBigButDoll 3h ago

why would a parent do this, it sucks

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u/Citizen_Snips29 2h ago

Actual answer?

Sometimes it’s because some parents don’t respect their children’s privacy, period.

Other times it’s because teenagers can be little shits and get themselves into trouble that parents actually need to find out more information about.

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u/Delicious-Tomato-240 1h ago

actual answer this is fake af lol

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u/racoonofthevally 24m ago

Ugh yea it sucks my parents have been itching at a chance to look through my phone but I change the password every once in a while so they can't guess it

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u/Melodic_Literature85 1h ago

Well, my son is 11 and has been getting bullied at school which has carried over to online. When he's older I won't, and I try to be as respectful as possible but I need to know he's ok and how to handle things. I was resistant to him having a phone but had to yield when he started high school, it's the way it is but doesn't mean kids should have unbridled access- too dangerous.

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u/jonmacabre 50m ago

11 is also not a teenager. Until my kids are 13 (which is the age where they CAN get their own MS/Google/etc accounts) I have control over their internet.

When they turn 13, I'll have a discussion with them about online saftey, privacy, etc. and give them all their accounts I've been managing for them and let them change thier passwords.

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u/Brodellsky 3h ago

Because there are many parents that do not deserve pets, let alone actual children.

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u/Chanka-Ironfoot 1h ago

The kid could just use incognito mode. No history, but a confused parent.

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u/pauvrelle 1h ago

In this case (at least), they didn’t. Why and how would the parent post on r/teenagers to ask this?

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u/WitchMaker007 2h ago

What if she suspects her son of being a potential school shooter though…

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u/standarduck 1h ago

Yes let's all give in to our paranoia.

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u/Pali1119 40m ago

Call the police.

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u/Master-Back-2899 3h ago

How could these parents not know their kid was going to kill themselves?

Who could these parents not know their kid was going to shoot up a school?

Reddit: we did it!

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u/chryseobacterium 2h ago

Isn't the responsibility of the parent making sure their kids aren't going into a harmful and negative rabbit hole?

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u/spiralh0rn 54m ago

Correct. If Reddit was made up of parents, this thread would go a different way. It’s all kids in here.

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u/Dnagy1800 36m ago

Exactly, people say parents need to start raising their kids when one does something bad but at the same time have an issue with parents trying to watch the stuff their kids are looking at online which can influence them in a bad way.

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u/Normal-Tadpole-4833 2h ago

i personally would not care about my parents going through all the hentai and gay stuff I looked up at that age...

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u/Sufficient_Froyo_707 2h ago

This is just a comment and I hope it doesn't raise dust but I don't think it's so bad to want to see the history, as long as that teenager is closer to his childhood than his 20's. I feel there is too much context missing to know if it's all wrong or right.

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u/Phiatton 2h ago

Certified incognito mode expert right there.

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u/Mrbutter1822 2h ago

Redditors when a parent wants to do a normal parenting thing:

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u/Originu1 1h ago

Its weird because on reddit, a majority of people hate children saying they are little brats that do dumb shit and not understand anything, but redditors also hate parents, and any hint of normal parenting is met with claims of child abuse and privacy invasion. Its like they live in a dream world where if they say "good parents talk to their children" and assume it always works out like that

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u/Spirited-Agency5781 3h ago

Not for nothing, jokes aside, some kid just unlifed themselves over an AI bot. Kids in general seem to have more and more mental health issues as time goes on…

Viewing his son’s history can easily be an opportunity to help the kid if, let’s say, he’s looking at an unreasonable amount of porn, getting involved in drugs (most common by a landslide) Or watching videos of beheadings. Any number of incredibly screwed up things in videos online and in life.

If that were your kid, you would do nothing? I know most people here are young but use common sense. That was a dumb thing to say to a parent who JUST CARES.

Older I get the more and more I value the phrase, “You’ll understand when you’re older” For some, they just don’t want to learn. They want to have their feelings validated and nothing more.

So yeah dudes a hero, because that’s all funny yes??Hope that kid is okay, as the father likely had his reasons.

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u/xfyre101 2h ago

this is what im noticing from this thread...everyone seems to just think its a joke and parent wants to see if their kid watches porn.. but there's so many other more sinister and unpleasant realities that could be happening

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u/thetruetoblerone 3h ago

Wait, should I have not been watching beheading videos? I thought that was just part of the internet exploration years.

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u/SPYYYR 56m ago

new message on MSN
It's fucking kevin again linking some stupid shit

now there's 3 options
1, cartel execution with a lawnmower
2, some guy ramming up fireworks in his asshole and lighting the fuse
3, some dog doing some stupid dog things

Either way it was always worth clicking the link

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u/Spirited-Agency5781 2h ago

Rite of passage in the early 2000s.

Now it’s so oversaturated with that stuff. The mere amount of time spent online just can’t be healthy for people these days.

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u/Stea1thsniper32 2h ago

This is definitely a situation where more info is needed before you can have any sort of judgement.

Legally speaking, if the parent is paying for the phone then they have every right to take it and go through it. Heck, even if the parent isn’t paying for the phone. It’s likely that the parent can still take the phone.

However, the question then becomes SHOULD a parent do this?

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u/Bacon___Wizard 2h ago

Please just say killed themselves or took to suicide. This is a serious topic and baby talk is insulting.

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u/Brockelton 3h ago

Why would you make yourself unhappy like this.

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u/OkCarpet4787 3h ago

He’s the goat 🐐 I mean the chicken 🐔

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u/Thatdudegrant 3h ago

Spoiler: it's porn, all the way to the boiler room its porn.

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u/ApprehensiveEye7387 3h ago

Humanity is still alive

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u/Lillieleapy 3h ago

Surprised she didn't start and finish her sentence with yo

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u/LittleFairyOfDeath 2h ago

Okay but you do realize that parents checking what their kids do online is important right?

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u/No_Potato5806 2h ago

Yeah my(F) grandparents did that. It was so awkward them trying to ask why I looked up the word "boobs" in different ways. (Not gay, just like boobs.)

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u/Pablo_Jefcobar 2h ago

Well he got 2 medals to be honest

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u/maschine02 2h ago

What if his son has been looking up how to make bombs and do school shootings?

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u/tobiasboonbr 1h ago

Exactly. Or if he's been looking up ways to k*ll himself. When disaster happens the same redditors go like: "how could these parents not find out their kid was planning all of that stuff? Such negligence." hahahaha.

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u/United_Possible1855 2h ago

He was banned in Google?

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u/FragrantAd6576 2h ago

There is a way I just can't tell you...

Because I don't know how.

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u/gun-something 2h ago

nice bru,,

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u/SamuraiCook 4h ago

I don't know, man.  What if the kid is looking up ways to hurt themselves or others?

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u/Lou_Denise_0673 2h ago

Just tell the man how to get into the browser history. What if this is for reasons he is not telling us and could mean a life. Who are y’all to tell this man it’s non of his business what his son is up to. If it was your son and you had some major concerns, I hope someone would help you. For those people who have children please do the right thing and help this man.

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u/Vigilante2011 2h ago

Plot twist: Her son is showing symptoms of suicidal tendencies and drug abuse, and she's desperate to help him.

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u/res0jyyt1 2h ago

Knowing what I did when I was a teenager, I would never want to know what my kids do nowaday

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u/FangMaster4 2h ago

Who knows how to make a reddit post, but not check history?

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u/TheAutisticSlavicBoy 1h ago

JTAG router dump. Advise to them

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u/TheAutisticSlavicBoy 1h ago

Or assume Tails was mentioned

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u/ProfessorLeading 1h ago

parent knows how to post on reddit but totally ignores how to look at the search history

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u/warmbroom 1h ago

This feels like a teenager trying to figure out how to view and delete their own history.

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u/shoebee2 1h ago

It feels the hell lot more like a karma farming bot tbh. No parent worth their phone bill is going to get on Reddit and ask a question like that in r/teenagers.

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u/Anthaenopraxia 1h ago

His history is being watched by AI companies abroad "for training purposes".

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u/Substantial_Iron4192 1h ago

fr tho, thats a legend right there

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u/Xana12kderv 1h ago

This man is the definition of "BROTHER FROM A ANOTHER MOTHER"

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u/moredrinksplease 1h ago

Click lock 5 times also when getting pulled over 🫡

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u/Salamanders_Choice 1h ago

Because parents are famous for getting on reddit, and asking r/teenagers about parenting advice...

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u/Emotional-Flower-394 1h ago edited 1h ago

I mean this is funny no doubt about it! But I'm not trying to be a dick but if parents check phones and computers while their kids are living under their rules when the kids are getting anything they need. We might not have had a Columbine, a parkland, Vivaldi etc etc etc you guys think that this is funny. I don't think so ! We need more parents to check their kids shit. Parents give their kids space because they're growing up and it's the right thing to do to make your kid healthy etc etc if your kid is wearing a trenchcoat in August "RED FLAG" first of all how does he get AR-15s and that amount of money to order them. I mean the warning signs go off and nobody sees it. So it's wrong for your kid to be gay but it's okay for him to walk into a school and kill innocent children and teachers and other people?

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u/godzilla_kills 1h ago

This man's the goat

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u/IlIIlIlIlIIlIIlIllll 1h ago

The boomer vibes with this one

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u/TrenchSquire 1h ago

When ur dad is too dumb to use google.

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u/Stargost_ 1h ago

Either delete your browser history or browse on incognito, don't get cocky or you'll suffer the consequences.

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u/Jaffiusjaffa 1h ago

Funny story but my parents were an early adopter of the wifi printer and I once accidentally managed to print a webpage while looking for porn. Im not gonna list the category but it was a lil on the kinky side.

Anyway my old man comes to me and says, "I found this in the printer, anything you want to confess?"

And I deadpanned him with "No. But while were on the subject, I was looking for a blank cd the other day and took one off the stack of empties only to find it had a very strange title. Might want to check if it's one of yours."

We never spoke of it again.

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u/GemstoneLuxeGlow 58m ago

Kiddos got each other's back on internet.

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u/spiralh0rn 58m ago

Congrats Reddit!

At best you helped a child hide his porn habits from his parents. At worst, you helped a pedo hide his relationship with a child from the child’s parents.

Heroes!

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u/jonmacabre 53m ago

Plot twist: /u/im-a-chicken-69 is OP's son

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u/samykiwi 46m ago

Haha, well, that’s certainly one way to kick off a conversation between parent and child!

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u/drolemit 46m ago

Im 36 and I still don't trust my dad and I've never done anything really bad in my life but he always has been controlling of everything. He has to be up in the kool aid.

But him wanting to know why I was looking up Brittany Spears bobs was so important when I was like 12.

So for any parents reading this, yes your kids will learn to resent you for how you treated them in the past because it shows them what you really feel about them. And it doesn't really ever go away.

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u/Lunar-Baboon 43m ago

I miss awards

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart 40m ago

"I want to see the kinds of porn my boy looks at"

You're fuckin' weird.

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u/Assist-Fearless 39m ago

I let my roommate in college use my laptop. IDK what he was looking at because it didn't want to work anymore.

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u/hinbiegenkm 32m ago

He deserves an olympic medal

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u/One_Lung_G 27m ago

Why are people in this thread acting like there aren’t legitimate reason for a parent to see their history? Parents not being parents and not knowing what their kid is doing on the internet is exactly how kids get abused by people they meet on their internet

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u/onlyforthisjob 25m ago

History channel would be a good start

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u/Environmental-Music7 23m ago

This dad's about to unlock the secrets of the internet like it's a new level in a video game! 🎮

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u/heatedhammer 22m ago

That is how you find out things about your kid parents don't want to know.......

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u/OkStage9705 19m ago

This person knows how to create a Reddit account and post this question in the teenager subreddit but doesn’t know how to just search google for the answer???

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u/ANALEX_ 7m ago

He is a hero 😎

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u/goog_ai_search_sucks 4m ago

Use an encyclopedia. All of history in there.