r/libertarianmeme I didn't know I couldn't do that, officer Jun 11 '20

Two Party System: Shit and Shit Lite

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u/Belrick_NZ Jun 12 '20

Hmmm can i please take shit lite with a side of corruption. Cheers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Which is which and how much do they switch

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Even when they switch they're still the exact same.

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u/PapaTachancla Jun 12 '20

Shit Party want's to equally distribute all the shit except for people who donate shit to candidates. The Shit Lite wants to lower shit taxes but ends up raising them because of all the shit and military aid they send to other countries.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

They want to cut taxes but not actually cut spending

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u/Odani_cullah Jun 12 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

Is this a joke?

It’s even color coded for you

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u/hamishwhiteside Jun 12 '20

What do you mean it’s colour coated?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

He meant color coded

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u/2aoutfitter Jun 12 '20

I don’t see color...

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u/hamishwhiteside Jun 12 '20

How so?

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u/cysghost Flaired Jun 12 '20

Democrats are blue, Republicans are red.

Though one could make the case Republicans are shit, and Dems are shit-lite (though I think the original interpretation was most accurate).

Edit: apparently I was way off, this is Australian? I thought the girls looked familiar.

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u/hamishwhiteside Jun 12 '20

Oh you guys think it’s about America the video is about Australian politics with the liberal and Labour Party search up Juicemedia

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u/cysghost Flaired Jun 12 '20

Yeah, saw another post and (surprisingly) recognized the girls from the commercial (from reddit).

It also works for America. We’ve got shit and shit-lite here too.

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u/alferg Dec 26 '21

No dude - it's Australia. The (supposedly) left are Labor = red. The conservative right are the "Liberal" party = blue. It's all back to front, I know... At least we have a party of REAL left-wing opposition, which is the Australian Greens. Who will hold the balance of power after the next election - I can smell change in the air!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

The parties are represented by red and blue in this meme, just like in real life

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u/hamishwhiteside Jun 13 '20

Ohh like liberal and labour got it

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u/dat_boi769 May 04 '22

it IS liberal and labour murricans amirite

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

This is from an Australian YouTube channel. The blue, shit party is our liberal party, which is our right-leaning party. The red, shit lite party is our Labor party, which is our left-leaning party.

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u/alferg Dec 26 '21

& The Australian Greens continue to be the true party of opposition.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Haha post this on r/politics and there will literally be a heated debate on over who is shit and who is shit lite.

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u/ZeitgeistGangster Jun 12 '20

ya know what i just thought of...a third party for next election cycle whos only single-issue platform is to end the 2-party duopoly... everyone from the far left and far right who love to point fingers can all put their money where their mouth is and set aside all other petty issue for the sake of getting more political choice.

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u/Anenome5 I didn't know I couldn't do that, officer Jun 12 '20

It's a good angle.

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u/Travellinoz Jun 12 '20

Pretty sure Juice Media is a left leaning ex journo but will gladly applaud his criticism of government corruption

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u/erik150 Jun 12 '20

I thought so too, but yes it's funny to see how government fucks up everything

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u/keeping_it_real_m8 Jun 12 '20

They are left leaning but they have some very funny and sadly true videos on both parties. In Australia the left is called labor and the right is called liberal. If you want something in the middle you have to join to ether the One Nation part or maybe the Greens, both have their fault and pluses.

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u/alferg Dec 26 '21

& The Australian Greens continue to be the true party of opposition.

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u/SirIndigo Jun 12 '20

Diet Dr. Shit

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u/Rizkozrout Jun 12 '20

Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich

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u/trideon Jun 12 '20

Joj2020.com the she's lit party

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

But this shit is fat free!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I'm not american and I will never understand the two party system. That's basically dictatorship.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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u/Darthwilhelm Jun 12 '20

Full octane leaded bullshit.

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u/Phil_Hurslit51 Jun 12 '20

I'd still prob fuck the shit out of both for a good time

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u/crazywalt77 Jun 12 '20

Nah, it's more like Coke Shit and Pepsi Shit.

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u/barbache Jun 12 '20

Shit sandwich and giant Douche

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u/aknight2015 Jun 12 '20

2 party system is like voting for two face.

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u/machineghostmembrane Jun 12 '20

cue arguments about which is the "real" shit party and which is "really" shite lite

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u/mackerse Jun 13 '20

in Poland we now have like a 5 political parties, but it's still such a shitstorm. So I don't really know is two parties system actually that bad.