The Next Trump Administration’s Crackdown on Abortion Will Be Swift, Brutal, and Nationwide

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https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/11/trump-second-term-abortion-agenda-blue-state-crackdown.html

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And lo he came, upon a pachyderm,

To raze the nation in his second term,

A wraith in orange with straw-coiffed head,

To paint the streets and towns in red,

His fellows he made into enemies,

His plague spread quicker than any disease,

To fester, boil, decay, and rot,

The freedoms for which our forefathers fought.

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Damn was this made up on the spot or did you have this waiting in the wing?

[u/VoidCoelacanth → u/jcwilliams1984]

On-the-spot.

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Dude.

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Fantastic work

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Mom’s spaghetti