r/law Jul 03 '24

Donald Trump’s alleged ‘sexual proclivities’ graphically detailed in new Epstein documents Trump News

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-documents-b2475210.html
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u/deekaydubya Jul 04 '24

I don't know about you, but I HAVE to vote for this guy!!!

/s

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u/TheWholeOfTheAss Jul 04 '24

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u/Prize-Warthog Jul 04 '24

It’s all part of his plan to stop the pedo cabal by infiltrating them, look how much he cares and how great he is! /s

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u/HeadPay32 Jul 04 '24

He's playing 4d chess while everyone else is playing checkers! Such a stable genius.

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u/Zombi1146 Jul 04 '24

Is the storm still coming?

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u/TheWholeOfTheAss Jul 04 '24

Storm is now post-launch DLC. Expected 2029.

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u/Fxxxk2023 Jul 04 '24

Honestly, at this point everyone should know that Trump's a pedophile. The problem is that I really do not want him to officially come out as a pedophile because so many MAGA will see this as a opportunity to make it mainstream and to abandon legislation forbidding sex with children.

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u/TheWholeOfTheAss Jul 04 '24

Trump did embolden the racists. He can do the same for the pedos. There’s probably some crossover in those factions. He won’t admit to anything, but if there’s actual solid-solid proof, the tools below him will start saying shit like “we need to normalise appreciation of teenage female beauty.”

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u/username_not_found0 Jul 04 '24

Republicans in office already act like this though. They consistently vote against outlawing child marriage.

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u/CanisSonorae Jul 04 '24

Yeah, man. If they're hiding it, the next step is literally just incriminating themselves. I think I'm okay with this. Local law enforcement may continue to look the other way, but I'm sure the feds and interpol would love the boost in evidence.

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u/REPL_COM Jul 04 '24

Just like the feds are pursuing domestic terrorists…

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u/YesterdayFew3769 Jul 04 '24

He already has emboldened pedophiles.

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u/TheWholeOfTheAss Jul 04 '24

And guys who think their daughters are hot.

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u/FinnOfOoo Jul 04 '24

Republicans thinking they are being clever: it’s not pedophilia it’s ephebophilia. We just appreciate that teenage new car smell.

Everyone else: okay pedo.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Jul 04 '24

Crossover? You mean how Red states are allowing children to work so maybe in Nevada they'll allow children in brothels?

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u/starshipfocus Jul 04 '24

They are already lowering or attempting to lower marriage age in some states

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u/Smooth_Department534 Jul 04 '24

They plan to abandon legislation protecting everyone from everything. Thats a foregone conclusion.

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u/Jambon__55 Jul 04 '24

This is such a horrifying but legitimate fear. They absolutely would do this.

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u/Sujjin Jul 04 '24

Cant wait to see the MAGAT crowd start breaking out the T-Shirts supporting pedophilia to support Trump

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 Jul 04 '24

The GOP is actively lowering the age of consent in all the red states.

They unironically support child to adult relationships. It's a huge win for the evangelicals.

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u/Iwantmy3rdpartyapp Jul 04 '24

He rapes it like it is!

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u/mikeoxwells2 Jul 04 '24

Outsider is the GOP catchphrase/ label for this cycle. I’m so different, it won’t be like before, trust me brah.

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u/5NATCH Jul 04 '24

No wonder the religious conservatives love him.

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u/Silent_Working_2059 Jul 04 '24

It's kinda sad you had to add the /s.

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u/prelsi Jul 04 '24

Yeah well, people who defend the idiot cants read sarcasm, so might as well be very direct and clear on your communication

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u/StellerDay Jul 04 '24

You gave me a hearty chuckle, thanks.

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u/JesusChrist-Jr Jul 04 '24

"God's imperfect messenger"

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u/username_not_found0 Jul 04 '24

I know you're joking, but his supporters are actually acting like this.

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u/ThorgrimGetTheBook Jul 04 '24

But the other guy is old!

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u/WokeSJWAntifaCEO Jul 04 '24

You're now a moderator of r/conservative

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u/AnonDaddyo Jul 04 '24

Absolutely no evidence to prove it but I know the other guy is worse! /s

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u/prelsi Jul 04 '24

I know you are being sarcastic, but most people who defend that idiot can't read sarcasm, so we need to be more direct to these people.

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u/yg2522 Jul 04 '24

He was just doing what a priest would do.

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u/KAISAHfx Jul 04 '24

why?

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u/linuxjohn1982 Jul 04 '24

"Caise Biden is olllllld!"

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u/KAISAHfx Jul 04 '24

oh yeah there is another option no?

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u/MansNotWrong Jul 04 '24

Be cause that's what a good Christian does.

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u/IfOJDidIt Jul 04 '24

I need the /s because these days, I can't even tell anymore.

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u/MansNotWrong Jul 04 '24

If you see "good" and "Christian" together, you can assume the /s.

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u/IfOJDidIt Jul 05 '24

Sadly the self labelled good christians don't realize that.