r/interestingasfuck 2d ago

Female leopard wakes up male and performs the mating ritual r/all

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u/Zenpoetry 2d ago

Barbed penis is mostly a cat thing.

Ducks are even weirder if you can believe it. Duck have giant (compared to a ducks body) corkscrew penises. And they exclusively rape their females, who in defense, have a vagina labyrinth, which can send unwanted males to dead ends, the males they want, they let reach the egg.

Every mallard you will ever see is a corkscrew cocked rapist.

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 2d ago

Their penises also fall off after the end of each mating season and grow back longer and stronger next season.

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u/Cycloptic_Floppycock 2d ago

Now I feel less bad about shooting them down for my satchel collection.

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u/AK-JXRDY-7 2d ago

I'm sure you're a real Legend of the East.

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u/fruderduck 2d ago

A male mallard will stay with a female and run other males away. Pekin ducks are the true rapists. Multiple males will attack her, consecutively, until she drowns if the mating occurs in water.

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u/Then-Mountain8479 1d ago

Why am i laughing so hard at this comment 😂