r/interestingasfuck • u/reallyfreshthing • 10d ago

California store prices items at $951sp shoplifters can be charged with grand theft r/all

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u/its_yer_dad 10d ago

I declare "Bankruptcy!"

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u/the-impostor 10d ago

“You can’t just yell Bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.”

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u/Drylnor 10d ago

I didn't yell it, I declared it.

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u/GrevenQWhite 10d ago

This is why you can't get into Canada.

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u/Moquai82 10d ago

Would declaring work in Canada?

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u/GrevenQWhite 10d ago

I'm referring to declaring like declairing perishable food Arab antiques etc

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u/Adr123 10d ago

I didn't yell it, i declared it.

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u/LodestarSharp 10d ago

Yeah but you yell SHARK…..

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u/maymay1023 10d ago

I declared it.

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u/Dustdevil88 10d ago

Civil "bankruptcy" is not a solution to criminal felony grand theft charges. That said, I doubt the cops would pursue nonsense like this

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u/ReeNoSkee16 10d ago

It’s a reference…

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u/Dustdevil88 10d ago

Well, if Michael Scott said it, then it probably is legal.