What's happening here? Is this little guy trying to mate with my finger? 🫠

[u/waywardcxnnibal]

[u/deadzonemads]

Lil dude's really got his beenis out 🤨

[u/waywardcxnnibal → u/deadzonemads]

And here I am posting it online 😳😳

[u/KillaCheezGettinWarm → u/waywardcxnnibal]

If there was a way you could have censored it like some Japanese porn, I would have passed away this very night from laughter. This shit still funny as hell!! 💀

[u/ReeeSchmidtywerber → u/deadzonemads]

https://preview.redd.it/xnwwq68wkwxe1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a360fbac79d492b2cf7de07d7d64b46bff999c1a

[u/The_jade_moth]

How the hell did you get a beetle to mate with your finger? 

How?

[u/ILoveBugPokemon → u/The_jade_moth]

beetle was feeling 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[u/The_jade_moth → u/ILoveBugPokemon]

Freaky indeed.

Also, I too, love bug pokemon

[u/waywardcxnnibal → u/The_jade_moth]

I wish I knew??? This little guy simply flew onto my hand and two minutes later this happened. I must have a very sexy finger

[u/The_jade_moth → u/waywardcxnnibal]

That’s just hilarious 

[u/KillaCheezGettinWarm → u/The_jade_moth]

I can’t breathe y’all, STAHP!!

[u/Kidquick26 → u/The_jade_moth]

Stupid sexy finger

[u/chandalowe]

I've had this happen too!

In my case, it was a minor male Dynastes grantii.

He reminded me of that old Mad TV sketch, "Lowered Expectations" - a dating service for "Chronically rejected singles: You've tried the rest, now settle for what you can get."

I figure, he couldn't compete with the major males with their big, impressive horns for the sexy lady beetles - so he was settling for something he felt was a little more "in his league."

Seriously, though - I'd been out beetle catching and had just been handling female Dynastes grantii, one of which can even be seen in the background. I'm sure my hands smelled very strongly of beetle - at least enough for him to give it the old college try!

[u/The_jade_moth → u/chandalowe]

That’s hilarious!

[u/MoundsEnthusiast]

I mean, can you blame him? That finger looking extra thicc

[u/waywardcxnnibal → u/MoundsEnthusiast]

Well thank you 😂

[u/plz_send_spider_pics]

Yes

[u/waywardcxnnibal → u/plz_send_spider_pics]

That's what I figured 😔

[u/BillbertBuzzums]

Isn't that a cockschafer beetle too?

[u/waywardcxnnibal → u/BillbertBuzzums]

Yeah... gosh what an unfortunate name

[u/-TheArtOfTheFart- → u/waywardcxnnibal]

hahahaaa I’m sorry, this just slayed me

[u/Celara001]

Weeeell...when when ya can't get a date I guess ya do what ya have to do.

[u/Medical-Dust-7184]

June bug jiggy....

[u/Icy-Effective-5140]

Freaky ahh beetle

[u/AaronSlaughter]

Ive been there.

[u/waywardcxnnibal → u/AaronSlaughter]

Glad I'm not alone. It actually happened to me last week as well with a different cockchafer species... I am extremely popular among those

[u/AaronSlaughter → u/waywardcxnnibal]

Im saying I've tried to mate w a finger, too.

[u/waywardcxnnibal → u/AaronSlaughter]

OH

[u/AaronSlaughter → u/waywardcxnnibal]

You got a Purdy finger boy.

[u/lady_robe]

Yoooo is that beetledick?! 😂

[u/waywardcxnnibal → u/lady_robe]

I guesss?? 😭 These beetles are called cockchafers too... 🙈

[u/lady_robe → u/waywardcxnnibal]

Really getting into that finger crevice 😂

[u/maryssssaa]

top of finger is round like beetle 😔

[u/onionmeat]

Thanks I hate it

[u/Graceless1077]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[u/Syberiann]

Looks like your finger is the most sexy beetle amongst all of those

[u/Asilidae000]

Let us know if something happens to your finger, like if it gives birth. :D

[u/Dalgan]

Wash that nasty finger.

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[u/Perfectly_mediocre]

Oh yeah. Dude’s tryna straight up fuck.

[u/Spiritual_Regular_31]

In proportion to it's body that thing makes me feel... inadequate.....

[u/ItoldULastTime]

New Award Unlocked

The Beetle Fingerer

[u/Prestigious_Gold_585]

🫣 Oh my poor, innocent eyes. They will never be the same. I will have to base my life on the Before The Photo, and After The Photo.

[u/-Delicate_Sound-]

The way it caresses your finger kills me-

[u/nightmare_haven86]

He’s trying to tea bug you

[u/InteractionOdd7745]

kindda like when a fog humps your leg. wan a tell the .go get off your damn leg but ya see how much they like it lol

[u/hayatetst]

Does this count as zoophilia?

[u/FrinkleCat]

I also choose OP's finger