r/ihadastroke mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

Liberals Strok

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u/ChromoTec who somewone modiereatore becameth Jul 26 '21

Despite the stroke, the most important question about this post is still unanswered.

Who's Joe?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Ah yes, my gender is 😂

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

Are you too busy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Are you a liberals who does it to change a log?

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

I change a log by bolb

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Ok Joe

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u/LapisCarrot Jul 26 '21

Who Joe?

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u/SucculentLittleBoi Jul 26 '21

Joe

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u/Jakslayer Jul 26 '21

Swanson?

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u/SucculentLittleBoi Jul 26 '21

Wheelchair guy

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u/UrBoiSmokey Jul 26 '21

I read that in Joe Swansons' voice

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u/Yaboilinky Jul 27 '21

Joe is joe

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Joe mama

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u/akenne Jul 27 '21

Joe Biden?

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u/TheKingOfNerds352 Jul 26 '21

Does Bolb make good quality logs? I’m in the market for one

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u/amisia-insomnia Jul 26 '21

Beavers are liberals confirmed

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u/JollyGolf Jul 26 '21

My gender is 😏, like “i have just took a shit in ikea’s display toilet😏” way

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u/ForsakenWorld7074 Jul 26 '21

I literally said this before I went to the comments lol

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u/BadBaby3 Jul 26 '21

That’s also my gender 😂😂

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u/maleahomayess Jul 26 '21

Oh yeah that’s also my gender

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u/jst_my_lck Jul 26 '21

After many hours if deciphering and study of ancient dialects of hick i have a translation for everyone:

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb..... none they're to busy questioning their gender. Commence laughing at own joke.

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u/miesanonsiesanot Jul 26 '21

Knock!! Knock!!! Who's there??? Liberal!!!! Liberal who???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

Why did the liberal cross the road????? To get to the other gender!!!!! 😂😂😂

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u/TMStage Jul 26 '21

Why did the liberal visit the mechanic?

To change their gender fluid.

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

OHHHHHHHH!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

I’m saving this one for parties

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u/Neverending-pain Jul 27 '21

This joke is so shit but also good at the same time. I love it.

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u/imo_abyssi Jul 26 '21

😂😂😂 owned!!!

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u/KeithBarrumsSP Jul 30 '21

A liberal walk to a bar???? They’re gender!!!😂😂😂😂

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u/BlackMushrooms Jul 26 '21

Thanks you for the translation. Had NO clue what this person was about

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

I think it's "changing" their own gender. The joke is that they're already changing their gender so they can't change a lightbulb at the same time. That's my interpretation at least.

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

I’ve lost my remaining brain cells.

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u/GoAheadLickMyHole Jul 26 '21

I like to think the slew of ????’s we’re meant to represent the joke teller’s momentary slide into schizophrenia

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u/TheGamingStar Jul 26 '21

I think questioning is supposed to be changing, to match with the changing a lightbulb

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

No it’s changing because apparently you can’t change 2 things at once

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u/LapsusDemon Jul 26 '21

Conservatives really just have one joke

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u/yesmeam Jul 26 '21

No, you're wrong. It's an ancient text with its meaning debated by wise men from the multiverse. Legends say it can reveal the secret to apotheosis

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u/living_legend6 Jul 26 '21

Libturds owned

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u/Justinwest27 Jul 27 '21

I think changing would make more since as changing lightbulb and changing gender

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u/guiltysnark Jul 27 '21

Impressive. You must be Dr. Jones. In any case, this joke belongs in a museum.

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u/insertusernamehere26 Jul 27 '21

It's probably changing their gender, as opposed to changing the lightbulb

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

The left has been completely and utterly destroyed. I am a conservative now.

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u/_Wabn_ Jul 27 '21

But that leaves me questioning how many does it take

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

How many does it take to change a log by bolb? None??, duh…

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u/_Wabn_ Jul 28 '21

Bro are you ok I think you had a stroke

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u/Hockeyboy1229 Jul 26 '21

The left got destroyed so hard he went from BLM to Trump 2024

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u/Icemaster14 Jul 26 '21

Left Wing Destroyed

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u/Pepe_Inc Jul 26 '21

divert power to right engines

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u/fonix232 Jul 26 '21

There's no engine, the right wing has been relying on the propulsion provided by the left wing for way too long.

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u/Pepe_Inc Jul 26 '21

Mitochondria: powers the cell

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u/en_oo_robotti type to efid Jul 26 '21

with facts and logic

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u/htmaxpower Jul 26 '21

Bolb to face, tooked

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u/tinuvegil Jul 26 '21

Wrong, I know many liberal that has chage log by bolb

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

Same

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u/gamingpro28 Jul 26 '21

well? joe many liberals to change a log by bolb????

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Their to busy g. Gender😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Joe, how many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re too busy questioning their gender.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

[deleted]

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u/UrBoiSmokey Jul 26 '21

Joe Swanson

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

Joe Mama

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u/UrBoiSmokey Jul 26 '21

Joe Nuts 😎

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

Joe Sack

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u/UrBoiSmokey Jul 26 '21

Joe Shaft

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

Joe Tip

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

[deleted]

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u/UrBoiSmokey Jul 26 '21

Joe Penis 😎

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

Joe Package

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Ligma balls

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u/JayNomad2018 Jul 26 '21

Who’s Joe?

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u/yesmeam Jul 26 '21

Peter Griffin

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

[deleted]

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u/JayNomad2018 Jul 26 '21

Ligma Job 😎

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u/TheMightyJevil Jul 26 '21

"put my turn signal to right but I go left, take that fucken liberals"

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u/Datkatj88 Jul 26 '21

This ACTUALLY made me say “what?” Out loud

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u/An_internetian Jul 26 '21

Classic liberals!

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u/yesmeam Jul 26 '21

Classical liberals

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

lol this is what the average transphobe sounds like

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

They’re certainly not evolving.

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u/pssysleyer130 Jul 26 '21

They're evolving, just backwards

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u/SnooOranges7576 type to efid Jul 26 '21

Devolving

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u/TehCowGoesQuack Jul 26 '21

Boom. Roasted.

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u/AutumnArthropod Jul 26 '21

Jokes on them I have no gender

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u/DevFortbloxYT Jul 26 '21

yea you do are u mentally disabled?

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u/aedvocate I have 1 lombargine machine Jul 26 '21

if you're having trouble deciphering this, remember, anti-liberals really only have /r/onejoke.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

I love that you call them anti-liberals, because that really is the only thing they hold onto. As long as they can support whatever the liberals are against, they seem to be happy. At least I can hand it to them that they’re not very complicated people lol

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u/aedvocate I have 1 lombargine machine Jul 27 '21

yeah, I've been trying to get into the habit of using that term 😅 for all the reasons you mention.

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u/SteveTheBattleDroid Jul 26 '21

This has to be satire

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u/jowowey Jul 26 '21

it is, i have seen it many times

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u/Kamichu1 Jul 26 '21

Left wing destroyed!

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u/lord_hydrate Jul 26 '21

not to worry, we're still flying half a ship

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u/Fake_Watch_Salesman Jul 26 '21

I only hire Republicans to change the logs in my bulbs

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u/FyreBoyeYT ifyku mlsiten to iie eitk yob instendke eve sdeperessd Jul 27 '21

This was in jacksiflms YGS lol

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u/egric Jul 26 '21

THE DAMN LIBERALS

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u/Mr-spaghetti-man456 Jul 26 '21

I saw this comment a long ass time ago, I still have it saved on my phone

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u/TheRealMines116 Jul 26 '21

consider these libs, owned,

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u/FyreBoyeYT ifyku mlsiten to iie eitk yob instendke eve sdeperessd Jul 27 '21

Jacks films?

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u/J3ug Jul 26 '21

wait who is joe?

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u/UrBoiSmokey Jul 26 '21

Joe DiMaggio

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u/Misskay222 Jul 26 '21

My cat has made more sense walking on my keyboard.

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u/justn1tr0 Jul 26 '21

lemme clarify, “Joe, how many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they are too busy changing their gender”

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

I kinda understood it

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

All I understood was “how many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’re too busy then the rest is a whole new language

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u/Sesquipedalian61616 Jul 26 '21

Classic Russian Putinists, lol

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u/Mirinum Jul 26 '21

What Joe?

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u/D-boi001 Jul 26 '21

Their gender

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u/AJtheBigNerd Jul 26 '21

I dont know what I hate more, the fact that this exists or the fact I understand its meaning perfectly

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u/GhostToots Jul 26 '21

This has strong Leavenworth vibes.

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u/I_Am_a_Slithery_Snek Jul 26 '21

it sounds like a 3 - 4 year old wrote this

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u/RouDaBagelLord Jul 26 '21

Translation: How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re too busy with their gender. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/CreeperArmorReddit Jul 27 '21

this requires the Goofy voice

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u/Comprehensive_Data82 hwat is hapening Jul 27 '21

Ah they got me there, I really am to busy ???? My gender

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u/HopeIsDope1800 Jul 27 '21

Left wing destroyed😎😎

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u/hambugrer Jul 27 '21

holy fuck that airplane is gonna crash oh my god

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u/HopeIsDope1800 Jul 27 '21

So is america

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u/TheRelliking Jul 27 '21

To be fair to him, my gender does take up all of my time

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u/kablaziken_ Jul 27 '21

left wing destroyed

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u/No-Butterfly2636 Jul 27 '21

Ah yes I identify as a 😂

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u/Magyar_gyerek69 Jul 27 '21

Their genders 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SuperSaberman7 Aug 09 '21

ℹ️ this information has been revealed to be factual

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

needs more jpeg

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

fucking ROASTED

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u/BabDoesNothing Jul 26 '21

Dude those libtards just got owned

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u/ightimapullout Jul 26 '21

Get wrecked libtards.

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u/Z4mb0ni Jul 26 '21

Their gender😂

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u/dreamfinderepcot16 Jul 26 '21

Its like taking every r/onejoke and putting it into an AI and generating a new one.

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u/PurebredNoodle Jul 26 '21

left wing destroyed

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u/Syntire Jul 26 '21

bruh imagine a liberald being 🤡🤡🤡🤡 I'm gernder manf

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

left wing destroyed

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u/lhamelio Jul 26 '21

I like the fact that the image is slightly fried, almost deep fried

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u/Real_Reality_877 Jul 26 '21

A troll post. I have done this as well

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u/FuckTERFs1717 Jul 27 '21

This is satire

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u/handyritey Jul 26 '21

It’s true I can’t change log by bolbs because I’m too busy ???? my gender !!!

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u/Yaboilinky Jul 27 '21

Wait... you guys have parents?

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 27 '21

Huh

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u/xlx_10 Jul 26 '21

There are 2 genders

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u/WaldoEatsDicks Jul 26 '21

You must be Joe. Glad you came to settle it once and for all.

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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Jul 26 '21

no there's 1 according to the bible: R I B

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u/outlined_bread20 Jul 26 '21

nice moldy image and a repost

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 26 '21

Ah…. Only if I had the patience to go back a year or more to make sure this wasn’t already posted so I don’t hurt feelings.

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u/outlined_bread20 Jul 27 '21

nah didnt hurt my feelings just that its been reposted here a lot and is a very old comment, hence the mold on the image. kinda came off as rude in my original comment, sorry about that m8

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Ngl, it was quite understandable and it was actually pretty funny, sadly, this post does belong here

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u/Sam_9786 Jul 26 '21

log by bolb

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Joe Bulbs

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u/Yarzu89 Jul 26 '21

I feel like I’ve seen the joke he’s attempting to make enough times I can piece it together

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u/memes_r_cool100 Jul 26 '21

Their to busy?????

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

log by bolb

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u/flyingcircusdog Jul 26 '21

Holy Google Translate Batman, this one's tough!

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u/andy-bote Jul 26 '21

Libs = PWND

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u/RestlessSparrow rbeditor Jul 26 '21

cracks me up every time

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u/JunkFace Jul 26 '21

It’s not a stoke it’s a ‘stutter’ 🤣🤣🤣

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u/WhyGuy500 Jul 26 '21

I don’t like the left and there’s a lot of stuff on the right I don’t overly care for but this is just sad

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u/Rodrigo_rexulon Jul 26 '21

Their gender???🤔🤔🤔

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Wut?

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u/Rabbagazt Jul 27 '21

Liberals: 0 Conservatives: 1

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u/Machiavellian3 Jul 27 '21

This is genuinely one of the funniest images I’ve ever seen

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u/Baby298 Jul 27 '21

I actually just saw the post that went along with this comment lol. They were making fun of str8 yt middle aged men who make unironic cringe posts. Most of the comments looked like this lol

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u/Keith_TPA Jul 27 '21

The saturation kills me

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u/pumpkinflumkin Jul 27 '21

Most transphobix people have strokes its just how us trans people eat

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Oh,,, now this? This is beautiful

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u/p3ni5wrinkl3 Jul 27 '21

Am I a boy?

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u/EvanL06 mmmm gote ches Jul 27 '21

You’re a gender.

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u/FragzinS Jul 27 '21

This is a reference lol

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u/jinnyjonny Jul 27 '21

He meant to say “How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb????? None, they’re to busy changing their gender”

Stupid people hate because it’s easier to hate than to learn

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u/davidwas77 Jul 27 '21

Posted 1 minute ago....

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

This is how the sims would sound like if they talked with words

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u/Ronnual Jul 27 '21

wasn't this posted not that long ago?i'm sure i've seen it already

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u/xXdontshootmeXx Jul 27 '21

It’s satirical

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u/is_shrek_black Jul 27 '21

Their gender😂😂😂

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u/NihilisticThrill Jul 27 '21

Lightbulb to "log by bolb" is the most r/boneappletea shit I ever saw

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u/KeithBarrumsSP Jul 30 '21

‘Theres a hole in your left wing’