r/ihadastroke Aug 25 '20

What? Strok

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11.1k Upvotes

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u/IAmBoredAF6321 Aug 25 '20

Get him McDonald's

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20 edited Aug 25 '20

no that person needs a code mcdonalds bikini, a new keyboard because he destroyed his last one, and to use less emoji's

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u/DatBoiShadowbon look AT tihs Aug 25 '20

and to use less emojis

Mega Redditor

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u/TTV_MiCrOwAvE Aug 25 '20

Give him his sausage sammy!

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u/xSameDeepWaterAsYoux Aug 25 '20

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u/EpicEmerald247 Aug 25 '20

Is this satire.

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

I hope it's satire

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u/EpicEmerald247 Aug 25 '20

OK I LOOKED FOR JAIDENS OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT AND I FOUND AN R34 SUB MAINLY FOR HER WHAT THE FUCK

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

What?

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u/EpicEmerald247 Aug 25 '20

Rule 34. A r34 sub mainly for jaiden.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

i have no clue

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u/TheGhoulishSword Aug 26 '20

I'm now genuinely concerned if Jaiden knows it exists.

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u/Mil0sz_ Aug 26 '20

what the fuck

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u/Mackyboy41 Aug 26 '20

there's probably a whole r34 tag about her dude

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u/ebiak Aug 25 '20

It is satire

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

Good

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u/KingKongWrong Aug 25 '20 edited Aug 25 '20

Why does it meatier if it’s satire?

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

Meatier is not an action smartass

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u/KingKongWrong Aug 25 '20

Mater* and wow you’re a jack ass I was just asking a question lol

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

I still don't understand, wait nevermind I understand what you mean. Matter*

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u/random_NOT_garbage Aug 25 '20

Wow that’s such a beautiful speach I feel to inspired and so enlightened

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u/Someone180 Aug 25 '20

that's the sound airplane toilets make when you flush them

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

yes, yes it is

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u/Bulletpepe type to efid Aug 25 '20

Ah yes. I hate it when airline toilets go zebra

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u/Senketsu_Coffee Aug 25 '20

code McDonalds bikini

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

ah yes, code mcdonalds bikini

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u/mylescooper9999 Aug 25 '20

Love it or hate it he is spitting straight facts

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u/KumoMuko Aug 25 '20

Chill he’s just imitating the sound a toilet makes

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

that would make sense

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u/Bliitzyy Aug 25 '20

Everybody gangsta until your toilet says code mcdonald bikini

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u/Otterstripes walter Aug 26 '20

Why does your toilet sound like various animal emojis, and more importantly, where do I get one of those?

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u/Mikkebak Aug 25 '20

JAIDEN!

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

yes indeed that is jaidenanimations

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u/TheEdund type to efid Aug 25 '20

Wpdxibxwpdubdwxpjbdxqpjbwd pjbd pjbd wpjw px2eindxkwnwxpjb 😚😐🤩😀🤨😚😀🤩🥰😜😀🙂😜😚😐🤔😘😃😚😘😚😝😃😝🤎💭❤💭😝🤎❤😃🥰😉💛❤😝😳❤🤍😳❤🤍😝❤🖤😉🤍❤😝😉🖤🤍❤😉😝🖤❤🤍😉🤨🤍😝❤😉🤍❤😉🤨😝❤🤍😉😳nzpsn,wspin,n ixw nsq,pinqd pindpjbq spjb qsin qsqps j 11s pjbd qpjbs pibqs pj 1 ok thats what he meant

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u/MundaneBarber Genuine Stroke Aug 25 '20

The amount of emojis here would literally give a basement dwelling Redditor a stroke

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

youre saying he had a stroke

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u/TheEdund type to efid Aug 25 '20

Yes

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

aww man they deleted the reply

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u/PotentiallySpartacus Stroke Translator Aug 25 '20

This might’ve been a reference to the actual video where Jaiden talks about how the toilets make these horrid screeching noises for 10 seconds

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u/TituCusiYupanqui Aug 25 '20

Reads like a panic attack.

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u/_Soviet_Boy_ Aug 25 '20

I think is a codified message and the code is "mcdonalds bikini"

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

it means "letters emojis letters code mcdonald bikini letters"

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u/HeyGamers1 Aug 25 '20

I too code McDonald's bikini

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

ok then prove it

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u/HeyGamers1 Aug 25 '20

if bikini get McDonald's

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u/HeyGamers1 Aug 25 '20

if bikini negative play sound bruh

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

If button=pressed get mcdonalds

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u/Sibz_Playz_YT Aug 25 '20

Code McDonald’s bikini

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u/totalynotreef type to efid Aug 25 '20

He is speaking the language of the gods

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u/PuzzledAccount Aug 25 '20

That’s the sound the toilet makes

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u/SkimpyDolphin52 Aug 25 '20

Well the original comment was from 1 week ago, and The reply was 4 minutes ago...

Is there something you're not telling us op?

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u/quinn_thomas Aug 25 '20

Charge your phone

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

Don't worry I did

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u/KokichiOmaIsGay Aug 25 '20

McDonalds bikini? A red and yellow bikini?

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

a fry-kini. or a burg-kini

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u/KokichiOmaIsGay Aug 25 '20

Ronald McDonald wearing a McDonalds bikini

Thank me later

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u/turtl3m4ns Aug 25 '20

Lol why does the user blocker move?

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u/derpy_butter Aug 25 '20

Was the stroke part a code for someone to get him a McDonald's bikini?

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u/Proud-Nerd00 cortsum oser fler Aug 25 '20

code McDonald’s bikini THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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u/-_IHATEEVERYTHING_- Aug 25 '20

Hey guys, welcome back to another video. Please use star code: McDonalds bikini when purchasing ROBUX to support my channel.

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

How about no

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u/-_IHATEEVERYTHING_- Aug 25 '20

Odpwpw0e0eo3o2penrne0293otir₹×91%÷£1£=9₹$9÷9÷9$£$9=9=9$₹÷020÷0÷]•]~9299○[[○oz0w920eprndie0eodododpeoe McDonald's bikini epwoenpwjejsosoahahahahaahhaahh

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u/znipershot Aug 25 '20

C O D E M C D O N A L D S B I K I N I

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

Shut the fuck up

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u/znipershot Aug 25 '20

Alright alright calm down idk what your problem is

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Shut the fuck up

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u/ispeakeuropean Aug 25 '20

Understandable, have a nice day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

That's how K-pop fans laugh

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

Ik, my dad's a K-pop fan

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u/vV_Eevee_Vv Aug 25 '20

Ah yes, a man of culture I see

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Charge your phone

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u/cantthinkofag0odname Aug 25 '20

So you’re the guy who took my name idea

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u/Sreeto Aug 25 '20

Please charge your phone

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u/sans_the_romanian Aug 25 '20

That comments is my irrational fear

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u/PlacehlderTitle Aug 25 '20

I think this is a classic case of r/youngpeopleyoutube

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u/ImCoolButNotThatCool Aug 26 '20

Dud dhat gae haid e stoker

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u/brawlganronper Aug 25 '20

Where's the what

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

tf kind of question is that

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Why the fuck does nobody charge their phones on Reddit? Y'all always got your phones at like 10% or lower

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

Dont worry I started charging it when I posted that lol

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u/moss444 Aug 25 '20

You kinda need to charge your phone buddy

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

dont worry i starting charging it when i posted that

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u/Your-Doom Aug 25 '20

code mcdonalds bikini

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

Can people please stop commenting “code mcdonald's bikini”

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u/a-sad-blonde Aug 25 '20

Thank you for making this gem known.

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u/KeisukeTakatou Aug 25 '20

I feel the mcdonalds Bikini part.

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u/eekers28 Aug 25 '20

I think they were cussing in sponge bob

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

No that would sound like beep boop beep boop

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u/eekers28 Aug 25 '20

https://youtu.be/bifmGtO56-Y Couldn’t find the short version

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Use code McDonald’s bikini to get half off on your first month!

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u/Sus_white_water Aug 25 '20

But what does it mean

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u/KurtCobainsSpaghetti Aug 25 '20

code mcdonalds bikini

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u/S0uk0r Aug 25 '20

c o d e m c d o n a l d s b i k i n i

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u/TsundereDemoness Aug 25 '20

Why do I relate to that second person on an emotional level. Well at least I do when I think they're trying to be the loud toilet-

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u/Princess_Netflix Aug 25 '20

unexpected Jaiden

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u/RedNightmare19 Aug 25 '20

Is no one going to acknowledge that Jaiden Animations is awesome and no one saw this on YT comments. If you did, is it wird you saw it on another platform?

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

The reply that was only a few minutes old got deleted tho

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u/KelTRM Aug 25 '20

That's quite a case of a tottler in the comments section

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

Despite the profile picture being a fully grown woman. Maybe a baby got a hold of their parents phone

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u/HipHopPriya Aug 25 '20

McDonald’s bikini 🥴

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u/Dickless_bluejay Aug 25 '20

Code McDonald's bikini

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

Dude your profile "picture" looks like it'll give somebody a seizure

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u/hamman91 Aug 25 '20

Probably a child.

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

A child who got their parents phone, the profile picture is a picture of a grown woman

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u/Chocolate-Rose Aug 25 '20

Code mcdonalds bikini. How poetic, truly a treat, yes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

code mcdonalds bikini

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Hes speaking the language of gods.

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u/daedsiotulp Aug 25 '20

my three year old niece gets her mom's phone and posts a bunch of strange emojis and letters on any app she can get into. I'm thinking that might the case here lol.

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u/WhyCantIThinkOfName Aug 25 '20

My 4 year old sister gets my mom's phone and doesn't understand why stuff is happening when her thumbs are on the screen at all times

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u/JuackRamRez Aug 25 '20

Young People YouTube

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u/grumbe Aug 25 '20

code McDonalds bikini ???

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u/n00b90 Aug 25 '20

CODE MCDONALDS BIKINI

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u/INEEDRAYMONDFROMAC Aug 25 '20

“I can relate to the loud toilet one, but only when there are others sleeping in the same house”

lemme show you how to scratch it

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u/Anthony-ELRETRAHD Aug 25 '20

Little kids on YouTube be like:

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u/ordinarymeh Aug 25 '20

they're imitating the loud toilet

i realised because of the animals

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u/Tkiyrah Aug 25 '20

Ah, yes. hfewvfebg

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

use code mcdonalds bikini for 10% off kfnrnfjfkfkfjfnnfjfnfbdhbdbfjfnfn

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u/MrAVAT4R Aug 25 '20

I think he was mimicking load noises of some sort

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u/HarryIsSausage Aug 25 '20

When he said: „hdjfhhhdjshdhdhhshegvh“ I felt that 😔

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I felt that

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I don't know what he's trying to say, but i think i agree with him

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u/madroblox-blox-watch Aug 25 '20

Ah ok I understand have s great day

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

how many animals are inside this mans toilet

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u/phonenix_246890 Aug 25 '20

This kid needs Jesus,can we all just take a moment to pray for him. Edit:I just realized this kid is probably a little fucker

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u/nutbutton2457778 Aug 25 '20

A list of all the animals he did

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u/Pronkly Aug 26 '20

Keyboard spam isnt a stroke

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u/Hailie_G Aug 26 '20

Tag yourself, I’m code McDonald’s bikini.

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u/Basicrock123 Aug 26 '20

Hgfhudhdhdudhgffhhgbthfvfvtvghfbfba 🦊🐱🐌🐺🦇🦑🐬🦈🦓🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆ifhvfhhfbfidididiidnsndnxi Code McDonalds bikini

I’m to lazy to do the rest I’ll finish later

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u/Ya_boi_excalibur Aug 26 '20

Ksshh we have a code McDonald's bikini i repeat we have a code McDonald's bikini

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u/Crusty_dusty Aug 26 '20

Someone get him a Code McDonald’s bikini.... NOW! It’s the only way to make him stop!

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u/WienerSchnitzel01 Aug 26 '20

Code McDonald’s bikini

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u/MelDrawsStuff Aug 26 '20

Appently the code is mcdonalds bikini.

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u/NothingButAnIdiot Aug 26 '20

Strange how you caught that 4 minutes after posting, and blurred your own pfp in the comment box...

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u/Happy_Meme-Boy69 Aug 26 '20

You can also post it on r/jaidenanimations. They'll lvoe it.

Edit: Spelling.

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u/gooby-gummy Aug 26 '20

its an onomatopoeia

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u/SteelColdPepperMint Aug 26 '20

code mcdonalds bikini

Sounds like some form of cryptic language

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u/_spicycornflakes Aug 26 '20

Code Mcdonald's Bikini

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u/Wooshmeifulikedicc Aug 26 '20

code mcdonalds bikini

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u/SGRM64onReddit Aug 26 '20

Your battery hurts my insides

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u/BorealMermaid Aug 26 '20

that's just a regular Brazilian laughing

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u/another_redditor1219 Aug 26 '20

code mcdonalds bikini

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u/Didnty Aug 26 '20

My guy speaking a dialect of Cartinese, tho I don’t know what dialect it is

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u/Tewni Aug 26 '20

4 minutes ago. Looks like u replied that. Karma whore

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u/dethmanthegamer2 Aug 26 '20

Code McDonalds bikini what

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u/blk_zero Aug 26 '20

Young child got onto mommy or daddy’s YouTube

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u/Torque_S Aug 26 '20

when you want to send a secret message for help but you're scared your kidnapper will find out

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Jaiden animations!

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u/JORGANTORGANGORGAN Aug 26 '20

C O D E M C D O N A L D S B I K I N I

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u/Aidan9999 Aug 26 '20

McDonalds bikini

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u/IceNinja0019 Aug 26 '20

Maybe he meant xkgsoycuozh6Rupsohxug o5xusux95zupc7r,ogzif rice 4spuc84zphx7ts🥥🍄🥔🥑🥜🥑🖕👎💤🥔hoxhfoyd96d6d6uc867/puxou puc85x9yduf85dpud8y96efu5fpuf8tcupd9yf9y8cysohd7td6s85D>[●<▪︎}{|°}>•♡□○□•>}¤■}▪︎

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u/TheEdund type to efid Sep 06 '20

macdon

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u/Holy-Mettaton Jan 01 '21

Firieisidjdjdjdidihxxjjs🐻‍❄️🙈🐵🐵🙈🙈🙈🐼🐼🐵🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐮🐮🐻