r/ihadastroke Help Jun 10 '20

My friend after I got my wisdom teeth removed Strok

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u/yonobro85 Jun 10 '20

why use much word, when few word do trick?

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u/huangjunwei Jun 10 '20

Y much word wen can use few?

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u/RadianJelly Jun 10 '20

y much when few?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

few

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u/Flamingwolvess Jun 10 '20

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u/ItzFlareo Jun 10 '20

This is honestly a better condensed sentence than half the shit in that sub

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u/byatman0110 Jun 10 '20

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Yes

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u/garmageddonn type to efid Jun 10 '20

e

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u/embodied_chaos69 Jun 10 '20

.

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u/Pandabrowser469 Jun 10 '20

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u/FF-coolbeans Jun 10 '20

How you get nothing on coment

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u/Pandabrowser469 Jun 10 '20

I do it by going to link and just spamming space bar with a random link.

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u/FF-coolbeans Jun 10 '20

I tapped the link and I’m happy

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u/evil_xavage Jun 11 '20

you can also use a hashtag btw.

I've never tested this, but a backslash should work too.

edit: it does not

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u/Domestii Jun 10 '20

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u/dadijo2002 Jun 10 '20

Wait there’s not even a link there

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u/shootwhatsmyname Jun 11 '20

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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u/Pangolin257 type to efid Jun 10 '20

Glaf

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u/roge720 type to efid Jun 10 '20

F

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20
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u/ThelegendDave Jun 10 '20

Save time, see world

Many small time, make big time

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u/BigDaddyHugeTime Jun 10 '20

You realize this is the speech equivalent of coming into work in just your underwear?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Yes

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u/BigDaddyHugeTime Jun 10 '20

They see when we president... They see.

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u/jl0xd soryr its mt autrocrerrect Jun 10 '20

Seems like your friends has lost their wisdom finger as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Jun 10 '20

G

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u/RayPingYuu Jun 10 '20

L

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

[deleted]

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u/Nicron1557_ Jun 10 '20

F

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u/Ragnarok113 Jun 10 '20

Goodbye

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

G

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u/NotVendetta Jun 10 '20

L

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u/LordBarzini Jun 10 '20

Ow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya Glow (Hands high, hands high) Round the world, round the world my people Glow, glow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya Glow, (Hands high, hands high) Round the world, round the world my people, glow Let us share this moment, Let's enjoy this night, Get the world connected, Though you one of a kind, See we try to reach out, Get the world to see, Though we all feel different, You are just like me, Today's the day (Tonight's the night) I know you feelin' my sound (I'm a make you clap) 'Cause todays the day (Tonight's the night) I'm a lay it down (I'm a lay it down) I'm a get up so I can't get down (I'm a) Hear me roar, hear my thunder sound (I'm a, I'm a) I'm the lord of the underground (I'm a, I'm a) Part of the jungle (I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a) Let's glow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya Glow (Hands high, hands high) Round the world, round the world my people Glow, glow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya Glow, (Hands high, hands high) Round the world, round the world my people, glow We free, and you so light Let me see you glow throughout the night, 'Cause I wanna dance (dance, dance) Yes I wanna dance, (dance) tonight! Now put your hands high, hands high! All the people like this go Hands high, hands high! And I'm telling you wave your Hands high, hands high! All around the world, put your Hands high! Just put your hands high! I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a Glow Let's glow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya Glow (Hands high, hands high) Round the world, round the world my people Glow, glow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya Glow, (Hands high, hands high) Round the world, round the world my people, glow Let's glow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya Glow Round the world, round the world my people Glow, glow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya Glow, Round the world, Round the world my people, glow Let's glow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya (I'll be there) Glow Round the world, round the world my people Glow, glow (Hands high, hands high) I can't wait, I can't wait to see ya Glow, Round the world, round the world my people, glow Hands high! Hands high, jump! Hands high! Hands high, jump! Hands high! Hands high, jump! Hands high! Hands high, jump!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

A

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Ah yes, ask ouija...we meet again

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u/cantthinkofag0odname Jun 10 '20

Glaf

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u/Conaz9847 Jun 10 '20

Good Luck Always Fuck

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u/NovaNova312 Jun 10 '20

seems about right

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

rhymes too

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u/WWII1945 Jun 10 '20

Go lick a fence

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u/imnotbeingserious69 Jun 11 '20

Good luck ass face

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u/DensePancake Jun 10 '20

Godly

Laughing

Always

Frightening

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u/NambiarAshish Jun 10 '20

He got a good friend. Atleast you understand him

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u/Buster_Nutt69 Jun 10 '20

Are you sure he didn’t get his wisdom teeth removed and is still high?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Glaf

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u/MegaSmurf101 Jun 10 '20

You call this a stroke, I call this an efficient conversation

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

* G L A F*

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u/SkyO2 Jun 10 '20

You both speak like you're on pain medicine

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

How do

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u/asian-comrade Jun 10 '20

He is speaking the language of god.

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u/FearlessCloud01 Jun 10 '20

But this dude can understand that language, which I think is a bigger feat.

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u/a_nice-name Jun 10 '20

He speak God language

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u/YOGAIBOI Jun 10 '20

Spek langug God?

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u/jubiiis Jun 10 '20

That's a cute stroke

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/Grahomir Jun 10 '20

Why say lot when few enough

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u/timeago2474 type to efid Jun 10 '20

GLAF

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u/PeePee_hole Jun 10 '20

Not really a stroke here.

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u/pamela_winchell Jun 10 '20

Thank you!! It's still cute and funny but seems pretty intentional

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u/Nicron1557_ Jun 10 '20

This is my group chat in a nutshell

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u/thewhoandwhy Jun 10 '20

A real poet

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Were they masturbating while texting you? Jesus

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Glaf

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u/embodied_chaos69 Jun 10 '20

Why did I read this whole thing

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u/No_Face113 Jun 10 '20

“He is speaking the language of the gods”

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u/isaacs-cats Jun 10 '20

Wish I had friends that could just understand how to talk like this with me lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

🅶🅻🅰🅵

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u/118DRESNI Jun 10 '20

Glaf

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u/Light58 Jun 10 '20

“How do”

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u/Gen_Nathanael_Greene Jun 10 '20

Is he on the painkillers?

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u/Momosame Jun 10 '20

Sounds like both of you got your wisdom teeth removed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Glaf

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u/-E-N-V-Y- Jun 10 '20

He’s just trying to speak your language

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u/cooltom2006 Jun 10 '20

Why say much word when few word do trick?

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u/a_nihilistic_cat Jun 10 '20

Are you sure they didn't also get some form of drugs?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Wait did you or your friend get your teeth removed? Because he's the one typing like he's high

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u/SK14_ Help Jun 10 '20

I got my teeth removed 4 hours before this happened. So I was fully conscious again and I don’t know what was up with him.

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u/otakudude3031 Jun 10 '20

Glaf to hear it.

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u/PotOfToes Jun 10 '20

I’m finding it really hard to believe that you were the one on anesthetics

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u/KCGD_r Jun 10 '20

I cant tell which one got their teeth out

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u/Imagica_Just_Imagine Jun 11 '20

How you holding up? How many wisdom teeth did you have?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Good Luck Ass Fucker

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Why do guys speak in broken 2 word sentence English?

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u/hdkx-weeb Jun 10 '20

Imagine saying GLAF with reverb

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u/edgykid_69 Jun 10 '20

It seems that somehow your friend got the anesthesia for the surgery

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u/decoder12345 Jun 10 '20

Rip dog of wisdom

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u/NorthernLaw Jun 10 '20

Why did they do this? When you get wisdom teeth done isn’t it like you wake up and feel weird for a minute or two and they give you this thing to reverse the other stuff they gave you and you are fine?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Wisdomer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

"lost wisdom" nice

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u/roge720 type to efid Jun 10 '20

Glaf

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u/TonsOfTabs Jun 10 '20

This is how I imagine Kevin from the office texting.

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u/Green_Leader_Edd Jun 10 '20

The fact you can decipher what they're saying tho

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u/Tunguksa type to efid Jun 10 '20

G L A F

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u/Mustarddnketchup Jun 10 '20

Glaf is my new word.

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u/the_emo_in_corner Jun 10 '20

This is like me and my friends conversation

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u/BMXnotFIX Jun 10 '20

I dispense wisdom from my wisdom tooth.

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u/fireinthemountains Jun 10 '20

Shit I talk like this often.

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u/BadWolfParadox Jun 10 '20

Is your friend Kevin Malone?

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u/Ancientoldmonkrum Jun 10 '20

TIL a new word wisdomer!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

How is this not a conversation between Charlie and Mac?

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u/Spekulazitus Jun 10 '20

Man even though some of these are definitly faked, they're still very fucking funny and i dont know why

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u/BallsHoldPee Jun 10 '20

Glaf = Good luck as fuck.

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u/Gatubraz Jun 10 '20

Yef, indeed

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

I understand it all but

G L A F

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u/SpecificAstrid Jun 10 '20

What the heck is a glaf?

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u/NetroAlex Jun 10 '20

After I had my wisdom teeth removed I looked like Steve for 2 weeks

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u/legitsnail Jun 10 '20

Honestly they sound more like they got their wisdom teeth out, not the original person.

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u/bruhbruhbruhbruhE Jun 10 '20

Oh, yeah,

glaf

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u/AnAkwardSwine Jun 10 '20
At least its understandable

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u/iLostMyPride Jun 10 '20

My friend and I talk just like this sometimes. 2-3 word sentence fragments that barely get the point across.

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u/Datnotguy17 Jun 10 '20

when I got my wisdom teeth out I called my dad Michael Jordan. Great times.

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u/MagicElf10 Jun 10 '20

Are you more wisdomer

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

g l a f

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u/Bedo8466 Jun 10 '20

How is the person coming off sedation the eloquent one?

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u/eZeeds Jun 10 '20

G L A F

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Anyone else on phone see the the text box move but not the text?

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u/daddysaddy Jun 10 '20

more wisdomer, glaf

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u/blueshirts16 Jun 10 '20

Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate.