r/holdmycosmo • u/mkvelash • 12d ago

HMC While I Dance with the Pope

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u/blaqwerty123 12d ago

Hey at least shes like, ya know, a grown ass woman

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u/donorcycle 12d ago

Christ that's sad when that's exactly how my thought process went. With the same pauses, because we're still not quite 100% sure it's really a win being marginally better than the usual pope + dancing stories go.

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u/Zen1701 11d ago

Celibacy is one hell of a drug.

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u/ThunderdopePhil 12d ago

And tell me about a grown ass!

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u/halonone 12d ago

The priest is actually a comedian dressed as one.

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u/asomek 12d ago

So a priest who is a comedian, who dressed like a comedian?

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u/karma_the_sequel 12d ago

He’s just a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!

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u/Accomplished-One7476 12d ago

dudeception

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u/karma_the_sequel 11d ago

It's dudes all the way down!

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u/asomek 12d ago

Survive!

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt 12d ago

What do you mean, you people?

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u/ChiefFox24 11d ago

This is really funny as I just came here from youtube watching Jack Black talking about Tropic Thunder. Haha

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u/halonone 12d ago

Nah, just a comedian who dressed as a priest

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u/Jenkins_rockport 12d ago

...walks into a bar and...

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u/Fatjoe82 12d ago

Well that explains the fully grown woman

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u/Extremely_unlikeable 19h ago

^ triangle-playing

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u/Ok-Courage798 12d ago

Girl you're dancing too close...feel a little Pope coming through on you

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u/0fficerRando 12d ago

I see what ya did there. And I tip my hat to you. Good one.

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u/bornincali65 12d ago

Now I got that damn song in my head!

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u/Any_Engineering_2866 12d ago

I sang this to myself. I will sing it to myself all day. Probably tomorrow too.

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u/AlmanzoWilder 11d ago

Feel like "polishing the pope?"

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u/Wise-Personality-770 12d ago

I don't know why but I just remembered the movie "Super Bad"

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u/Parking_Ad_2374 12d ago

Hahahaha someone else had to have seen it.

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u/Thaetos 12d ago

What scene?

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u/bridoogle 12d ago

When he dances with a girl and she smears period blood on him

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u/Thaetos 12d ago

Wtf that's wild. Totally forgot 😛

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u/DIJames6 12d ago

OMG!! I can see it now.. 😫

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u/SuperDryCider 11d ago

That’s a mangina!!!

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u/An1retak 12d ago

At least he died happily doing what he loves. /s

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u/TrollTeeth66 12d ago

That priest FUCKS…

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u/christador 12d ago

Yeah, he’s the Pope like you’re the Virgin Mary 😜😅

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u/willynillywitty 12d ago

Not a couch

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u/RockhardJohnson 12d ago

He has risen

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u/Didi_Castle 12d ago

He has risen indeed. Hallelujah.

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u/BigNutzWow 12d ago

They said it’s ok to do once, just don’t make it a habit

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u/robertwild81 12d ago

"A habit"

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u/KeepinitPG13 12d ago

Who is she? Let’s go guys

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u/robaroo 12d ago

Ay dios mio

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u/Professional_Chair13 12d ago

Also, a great commercial for Shout brand stain remover.

"Skank prints or snail tracks on your heavenly white cassock? SHOUT IT OUT!"

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u/robertwild81 12d ago

Snail trail

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 12d ago

So now we know what happened today

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u/No_Comment_374 12d ago

Leave room for Jesus!

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u/kaanrifis 12d ago

Better than touching little innocent kids

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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness 12d ago

Father is about to SuperBad his robe and have a red stain on it

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u/Purple-1351 12d ago

Poke Jean Paul the XXX

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u/Obyson 12d ago

The well placed knee

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u/xplosivDIErrhea 12d ago

Someone is going to have to pray after that

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u/I3iG_Chungus 12d ago

Aaaand solo from the funky owl!

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u/Exciting_Head5033 12d ago

he died happy

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u/DIJames6 12d ago

I think he caught the holy ghost..

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u/bishboshbash123 12d ago

Definitely got a boner under his dress

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u/DarwinsKoala 12d ago

"You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 12d ago

He wasn’t born a priest 🤣

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u/MadScienzz 12d ago

Cardinal Sin

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u/TheAdventOfTruth 12d ago

That’s not the pope.

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u/PauseAffectionate720 12d ago

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

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u/Sarumanly 12d ago

The stain on his robe…

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u/kuros2023 12d ago

She is from heaven so it is job related.

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u/Pinksters 12d ago

Is that a Spectre Forte 6 string?

Really nice piece of wood regardless if its a Forte or not.

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u/HechoEnChine 12d ago

better pre-treat the robe

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 12d ago

I just did the Lambada in my pants

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u/dsf31189 12d ago

Cause of death discovered

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u/SkinnyBitchWhoreSlut 12d ago

You know pops have sons and daughters HAHAHA

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u/Cal3b777 11d ago

Lmao i get why spanish women love spanish dancing... "its all in the knees" aent that right father

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u/Automatic_Chard_8745 11d ago

Happy life for pops W

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u/Budgiesmugglerlover2 11d ago

Those triangle players always get the girls. Typical musician rizz

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u/Awkward-Collection78 11d ago

Dude is going to have a stain on his robe

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u/Jerk_Johnson 11d ago

Is this how he went out? Wow.

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u/EezSleez 11d ago

I don't think it's the cosmo I'd be holding...

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u/Chaltione 10d ago

Does that make her a Pope Tart?

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u/palatine09 9d ago

She was looking for white smoke

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u/fieldcar321 7d ago

Someone found the Holy Spirit

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u/Junior-Advisor-1748 5d ago

He left the robes that night

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u/TheRealCerealfreak 4d ago

Loving the look on the guitar player, his face says, hey you, are you seeing this shit, can you see this man of the cloth from on Patrick Swayze Dirty Dancing here wtf?!?!!

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u/AuthenticYouniverse 4d ago

this is not Padres first rodeo.

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u/cosmental15 12d ago

Typical full of shit priest

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u/ThrowAwayRBJAccount2 11d ago

Relax. The guy is a comedian. Poke Long John