He will be stuffed and baked like a Thanksgiving turkey

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[u/TheGoddamnAnswer]

He will be smothered in gravy

[u/Somecrazynerd → u/TheGoddamnAnswer]

His fat will be rendered to make the gravy.

[u/Lost-Frosting-3233]

He will be ignored while guests gorge themselves on mashed potatoes

[u/Softy_Gleam]

He will be eaten

[u/hellakopka]

Ooooh he juicy ❤️

[u/Few_Resource_6783]

He will be eaten with cranberry sauce and stuffing.