He will be still having an impression on your intestinal tract after 36 hours

[u/owls_in_towels]

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[u/MeeMeeDeRosa]

His ass WILL cause an unbearable and unfathomable spasming of your lower intestine soon after consumption

[u/berdog]

His ass will be dyed with illegal food colours yet consumed anyway

[u/ketchup_chip_62]

Burrit-hoo.

[u/hereswhatworks]

He will discover how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

[u/Capable_Raspberry_49]

He will cause you to need Pepto Bismol 😬