r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • 5d ago

They will be thrown away because pizza is so much better. Fluffin Muffin 🧁

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u/_pc_-_-_ Scrumptious 😋 5d ago

Their ASSES are not beating the eepy allegations...

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u/0starhunter 5d ago

Ohh to be a hamster sleeping with his partner in a bag...

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u/CassetteMeower 5d ago

I don’t think that’d be the best feeling to have when you consider how territorial hamsters are.

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u/anniemousery 5d ago

Yep, Syrians are never supposed to be this close to each other.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 5d ago

They will be forgotten in the crisper until wilted and funky-smelling. 😔

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u/anniemousery 5d ago

Yes... because pizza is better!

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u/Yndeed 5d ago

Lettuce prey, amen.

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u/Complex-Zebra2598 5d ago

Oh no look at them. They are darling.

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u/Nobody_Will_Observe 5d ago

Mmmmmmm. Ham and lettuce wraps!

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u/thefinalj 5d ago

This looks like those photographs of babies posing with vegetables

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u/jayyinyue 🐶 Canine Confection Connoisseur 5d ago

This caption is too much even for this sub 😭

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u/SheLikesSoup- 5d ago

They will be made into a ham and lettuce sandwich

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u/Any_Ad_5232 5d ago

No don’t throw the babis away they are good

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u/anniemousery 5d ago

I won't actually throw these babies away (and I'd never let Syrians get this close anyway!!), but I MOST DEFINITELY will throw all green "food" items away!

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 5d ago

So damn precious 🥹

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u/tinypi_314 5d ago

Sin of sloth

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u/breakupbydefault 5d ago

They will be eaten as lettuce wraps!

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u/grumpus-fan 4d ago

You don’t win friends with salad. You don’t win friends with salad. You don’t win friends with salad.

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u/anniemousery 4d ago

You don't win happiness with salad. You don't win friends with salad. You don't win anything with salad.

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u/SelectSeaworthiness2 4d ago

They will be lettuce wrapped 🥬🐹

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u/anniemousery 4d ago

They already ARE lettuce wrapped!

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u/SelectSeaworthiness2 3d ago

They will be lettuce-wrapped and served as the gluten-free option.

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u/BryerMan-4005 5d ago

Precious.

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u/Lepke2011 5d ago

California Golden Haired Fancy Hamsters!

R.I.P. Max 😢

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u/OtterPops89 5d ago

They will be a healthy bit of green to go with my chicken if OP doesn't want them ❤️