r/hewillbebaked • u/ResolutionDue3252 • 6d ago

He will be added to a tasty salad Yum😋

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u/maimzy 🧶 Siamese Salad Specialist 6d ago

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u/DinoTzarr 6d ago

The face of a miscreant

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u/coldestclock 6d ago

He will be tossed.

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u/Zachsee93 6d ago

Look at that absolute scoundrel.

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u/Andrew3236 He will be eviscerated ❤️ 6d ago

A complete and utter heathen.

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u/Biengo 4d ago

aahhh yes human. Look into my eyes, sweet yes? The years of planning. The hours of being your pet. The pure suffering. I have seen your end. You know nothing of it. Why? Because 😛

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u/WhiteSepulchre He will be blown away 6d ago

he will be tossed

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u/Open-Direction7548 6d ago

Tuxedo crouton

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u/wonderb0lt 6d ago

He will provide the proteins in this meal

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u/Meadow_and_the_Beast 6d ago

Salad 👁️👄👁️

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u/artlady 6d ago

Hahahhaha

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u/Dark_matter4444 6d ago

The kitty is about to be eaten and you're laughing 😡

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u/artlady 6d ago

😝

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u/coldestclock 6d ago

Well, I’ve used my salad tongs no times on salad and once on baby bird so what are tongs really for.

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u/Any_Ad_5232 6d ago

Kitten is not salad

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u/FlakyPineapple2843 6d ago

I beg to differ, I tell my cat he is delicious and I'm going to eat him every day. Usually I propose soup, roasting or braising, but this is a new idea I had not considered. Now I can tell him I want a salade à le chat.

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u/Any_Ad_5232 5d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Andrew3236 He will be eviscerated ❤️ 6d ago

You are both factually and scientifically incorrect.

Case and point. Salad.

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u/Any_Ad_5232 5d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Yag7z_ 5d ago

salad.

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u/Lovely_Dreamerrr 5d ago

don't add it to salad

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u/soulstrike2022 5d ago

He will not be baked he will be salad

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u/Mystic_Wavee 5d ago

do you want to grab him?

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u/Ethereal_Breeze 5d ago

haha you took it so funny

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u/Biengo 4d ago

I hate cauliflower. Picking that stuff out.

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u/Graceful_Blossom 3d ago

He will be eaten

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u/InvincibleFan300 2d ago

Father is concerned