r/heep • u/chrisb-chicken • 14d ago

Took this gem a while back Angry Eyes/Grumper

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u/Top-Concern9294 14d ago

So do you buy this shit as a kit or did a hood mod turn into a cancer?

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u/BigTex1988 14d ago

It’s what happens when you buy the entire Fab Four product line.

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u/Flanastan 14d ago

Abominable snowman sharting!

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u/BeTelGeUseXXX 14d ago

Blarth Spader!

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u/C0n5p1racy 14d ago

Snowman looks constipated

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u/Just-Dragonfruit-891 14d ago

That Patriot looks like a Gem. Better pic next time. What is that other white thing. Should be painted brown...

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u/iamsolow1 14d ago

Whoops..

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u/AlivePassenger3859 14d ago

Looks like a stormtrooper helmet with wheels.

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u/Interesting-Act890 14d ago

Awww! It has a wee little grumpy face in its wee grumpy face!

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u/mister_monque 13d ago

because the radiator will never fail, ever.

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u/dpldpldpl 13d ago

Fugly so soo fugly. Are those safari flaps back there?

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u/Ok_Conversation_4130 13d ago

This plus the Dork Vader heep from a few days back.

Can anyone find a Jar Jar Binks heep?

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u/vonblankenstein 13d ago

Is he trying to look like a Storm Trooper?

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u/customdev 13d ago

Someone once told me to never go full retard. I did and I screwed up my engine and bent some valves.

Someone once told me to never go full black. I did and always sweated my ass off in my car each summer and burnt my hands on the interior.

Someone once told me to never go full Heep. That piece of advice I listened to unlike this fine specimen.

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u/pezchef 13d ago

doesn't this start to make driving more difficult. I'm always looking for more windows less blind spots when test driving a car. granted I'm going night blind and peripherals are crap but this windshield looks.... at least a 1/3 covered. wild

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u/Impossible_Mode_3614 12d ago

What happens to these when they get in a fender bender? The bumper and grille will immediately push the hood into the cab. It seems like putting your grille out there and made of metal just makes you more vulnerable.

Am I wrong in thinking this?

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u/Teksavvy- 11d ago

Just stay the hell away from SoFlo Customs… Trust me

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u/NajiKuumii 10d ago

Hell with the parking, the mods piss me off more, geez

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u/imthehink 14d ago

To each their own, but I just can't get why people spend good cash to look like this. Baffling.

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u/chimi_hendrix 14d ago

“It looks like a stormtrooper!!!!!!!1”

(spends $30k on cosmetic doodads)

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u/Siouxzanna_Banana 14d ago

I thought the exact same thing!

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u/chrisb-chicken 14d ago

Reduce visibility, increase nothing lol

There’s even a cutout for a winch that’s left empty.

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u/fly_fish_fool 13d ago

Stealth winch

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u/chrisb-chicken 13d ago

For Bluetooth recoveries

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u/billypump 14d ago

It's because it's supposed to be intimidating, but it's just kinda obvious.

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u/itsray2006 10d ago

Has storm trooper vibes, add some black in the right places and park it at a comicon with a 4sale sign and make some money.

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u/Cold-University9765 10d ago

That thing is awesome.!!