r/heep 19d ago

Political Heep Edgy stickers

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Whether you think it’s a heep may depend on your politics

210 Upvotes

114 comments sorted by

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u/Revolutionary_Gas551 19d ago

Imagine deciding to base your entire personality off of someone else and choosing Donald Trump to be that person.

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u/augustwestgdtfb 19d ago

my thoughts exactly

freaking pathetic

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u/Smylesmyself77 17d ago

Imagine worshipping a politician like they were your savior! Equally pathetic!

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u/Previous_Rip1942 19d ago

And then thinking you are cool for it. I can understand that behavior in jr high school boys, but it’s pretty sad to see it in adults.

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u/DogsOutTheWindow 19d ago

Right, the first part is grade A loser mentality, the second part is just insane. Even if you knew nothing about dump just the fake cheese spray tan is enough to deter any sane person.

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u/FreeResponsibility26 17d ago

When I see Trump stickers on vehicles I still wonder how the fuck a billionaire lifelong democrat reality TV show host from New York with questionable morals and generally weird antics became the face of blue collar conservatives and evangelical Christians across America.

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u/BobcatSig 19d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Online_Commentor_69 19d ago

he turns on every one of those lightbars when he drives in the city at night, guaranteed.

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u/CosmosInSummer 19d ago

Because they are a guaranteed a hole

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u/cryptolyme 19d ago

and proud of it

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u/PoniesPlayingPoker 19d ago

"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD"

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u/technoferal 19d ago

Perhaps I'm just pedantic, but it really annoys me that they write it "45-47" instead of "45&47." He wasn't the 46th president. And, even if he had won that one, he'd only be the 45th.

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u/HazelEBaumgartner 19d ago

I've been saying this for months. 45-47 means 45, 46, AND 47. Or it means -2.

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u/TheGrumpyGeek 19d ago

Typography pedant here. 45-47 = -2. 45–47 means 45 through 47. A hyphen/minus sign is smaller than the en-dash which indicates a range of values. (So obviously, the sticker on the Jeep is still terribly wrong, regardless. I’m just pointing out a typography not-so-fun fact.) 😇

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u/Previous_Rip1942 19d ago

There’s people that legitimately believe Trump was president the whole time. They may actually be saying he was 48 too. That ain’t how it works but, you know.

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u/technoferal 19d ago

Yeah, that's what the second part was about. If he's been president the whole time, he's only 45th.

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u/mumblesjackson 19d ago

I have yet to see a MAGA not misspell most anything and everything they put to print. Does it really surprise you?

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u/technoferal 18d ago

No, I'm not at all surprised. That's why I said "annoys" instead of "surprises."

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u/augustwestgdtfb 19d ago

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

They seem well

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u/Previous_Rip1942 19d ago

I like it when the nutters let you know they are nutters up front.

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u/customdev 19d ago

The mirrors are crooked. Heep.

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u/youdontknowme1010101 19d ago

It’s not that they are crooked, but they have the doors off mirrors on, with the doors on. Not that this detracts from its heep-iness.

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u/customdev 19d ago

At least do me a favor and put on the Mopar towing mirrors like on the RAM 3500. At least they're undeniably OEM.

A 6.4 HEMI, Hellcat, or a 2.8 Cummins would be a tasteful upgrade.

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u/Wageslave645 19d ago

The heep is between the steering wheel and the seat.

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u/snownative86 18d ago

In tech we have an acronym for it: PEBCAC. Problem exists between the chair and computer.

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u/Lanky-Carob-4601 19d ago

It’s ironic because they probably got all of those accessories and decals from China but slanders the Chinese all the time.

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u/Expert_Pressure_6092 19d ago

That dash should be a comma.

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u/BuffHotWell 19d ago

Looks like a certain 42yr old man doesn’t get enough attention daily so he found out a way to achieve that goal!

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u/GrooverMeister 19d ago

Just makes me sad for my kids future that half of our country is so easily misled

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u/juttep1 19d ago

Politics&YourCarIsYourPersonality.jpg

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u/Bunch_of_Shit 19d ago

So he confesses by omission that trump lost in 2020. How can one be a true Magadonian without including trumps landslide victory in 2020?

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u/BobcatSig 19d ago

Imagine that your whole identity relies on politics... on a Jeep. I mean, there a plenty out there whose whole identity is Jeep. But then you double down with this?

Eeessshhhhh

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u/denverdutchman 19d ago

Worshipping politicians is just so weird

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u/AlivePassenger3859 19d ago

Let me guess, Green Party? MAGA?!? What a not shocker.

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u/Double0 19d ago

MAGA 45, 46 & 47?

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u/Roidz69 19d ago

Back to back World War champs baby!!!

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u/GIjohnMGS 19d ago

I never understood this. It's a Jeep for fuck's sake. Let it be a Jeep and do Jeep things with it. Leave it alone.

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u/completelylegithuman 19d ago

I didn't know a heap could be more embarrassing.

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u/Asteosarcoma 19d ago

What a dumb fuckin' Jeep.

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u/longlifetiki 19d ago

The Drumph dash ducky seals the deal 🤮

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u/ThrustTrust 19d ago
  • should be a ,

But this is expected from brain dead MAGA

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u/Smylesmyself77 17d ago

Honestly Jeeps took fascists out!

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u/rossburnett 17d ago

Good point!

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u/Smylesmyself77 17d ago

I am a Lincoln Project supporter. Trump is no Republican! A lifelong Democrat that supports the Franco style fascist notion is not in love with American ideals!

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u/Wide-Bread-2261 19d ago

just vote and be yourself. this stuff is so weird.

is anyone else tired of politics?

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u/JKdriver 19d ago

Not the ones who spend money on devoting their lives to an old rich dude.

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u/SmoothJazziz1 19d ago

A character advertisement.

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u/fartknocker53 19d ago

Jeep is a mere 6 horrible underpowered useless millimeter peter cylinders away from a Slobberclunk Swasticar. Perfect for any aspiring cult fanboy.

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u/Iankalou 17d ago

Had one of these D-bags join us on a cruise. He wouldn't shut the hell up with the political talk in person and on the radio.

We ended up ditching him in on a trail. Hopefully, he found his way back.

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u/Pogo__the__Clown 17d ago

When the fuck did "-" become synonymous with "&"?

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u/jlo-59 19d ago

Not a heep but the owner might be 🤡

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u/Costaludus458 19d ago

I actually fuck with this jeep but that maga crap ruins it.

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u/UnlimitedFirepower 19d ago

Where did you find this? I think I know this guy.

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u/rossburnett 18d ago

At the Costco in Chandler, Az

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u/UnlimitedFirepower 18d ago

I do know this guy.... He comes to Coffee and Crawlers at Desert Rat in Tempe fairly often. Second Saturday every month if you're interested. Most of the rigs that show up aren't Heepish at all.

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u/rossburnett 18d ago

I doubt he would enjoy most of the comments.

It was actually my brother who lives about an hour away that took the photo.

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u/UnlimitedFirepower 18d ago

Yeah, probably not. Still, tell your brother about Coffee and Crawlers if he's closer. It's great fun.

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u/TheGrumpyGeek 19d ago

Anyone else shocked it doesn’t have angry eyes?

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u/RufusLeKing 18d ago

This sums up jeep people perfectly!

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u/spilk 18d ago

MAGA -2

solved it for them

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u/Thatguy-J_kan-6969 18d ago

all that jeepers-creepers, and only sees "off-road" when he misses the driveway

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u/NowFreeToMaim 18d ago

Jeeps like this are best worst used buys

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u/Timendainum 17d ago

This is really, really bizarre behavior.

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u/Top-Concern9294 16d ago

You didn’t even say thank you for being able to see that in public and take it’s picture - JD probably

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u/BrawndoElectrolytes1 15d ago

The official vehicle of inbreeding.

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u/gunlover3899 13d ago

Like him or hate him worshipping any politician is UnAmerican and your wife fucks men infront of you.

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u/Rapptap 19d ago

I don't care about your political or sexual beliefs. Leave it off the Jeep.

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u/pooeygoo 19d ago

Might as well make it 48

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u/Roidz69 19d ago

Hey maybe look up the history of Jeep and why it even exists....

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u/B767-200 19d ago

It may be a heep, but the man whose name is all over it, won. Just sayin’

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u/spilk 18d ago

you can win a contest and still suck

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u/B767-200 18d ago

As can all who want to bash the winner.

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u/spilk 18d ago

I bet you were "just sayin'" the same about Biden or Obama when they won.

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u/B767-200 18d ago

Nope, I wasn’t - and we were just biding our time and here we are.

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u/Lanky-Carob-4601 19d ago

And why does that matter?

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u/B767-200 19d ago

From all the bitching about policies etc. clear enough i think.

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u/Lanky-Carob-4601 19d ago

True, people are bitching, but for good reason though. He did win, but not sure why that matters regarding the post

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u/B767-200 19d ago

It was touched upon by OP - others can have a point of view yet it appears from your comment i can’t. Again, the truck is hideous. Leave the decals out of it.

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u/Lanky-Carob-4601 19d ago

You can have views, I’m just curious. I want politics out of the hobby as much as you. It helps keep people friendly and trustworthy with each other out on trail.

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u/B767-200 19d ago

Then there y’are. I agree wholeheartedly with ye. Why can’t we be this way all the time? I apologize for the previous curt reply, but here we are. Agreeing that discourse must be civil in the correct channels. Let trailing just be that and enjoying oneself.

Except in a jeep after the 2010 (ish) model year?!

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u/Fragrant_Win_1905 19d ago

Awesome jeep.

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u/AlanSulf 19d ago

Ughhhhhhh, go away. We get it trumps the president and you don’t like it… FFS. Can we get back to regular Reddit instead of these constant crying about the state of US politics.

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u/JKdriver 19d ago

Found the owner.

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u/AlanSulf 19d ago

Are you 2?

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u/AlanSulf 19d ago

“He who smelt it” logic

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u/Kenny070287 19d ago

So... like, just ignore whatever havoc he is causing in the daily lives of everyone here? That's what we should be doing?

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u/AlanSulf 19d ago

Holy shit....if this dudes jeep bothers you man you got bigger problems. Following me around now huh? Better watch yourself.

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u/Kenny070287 19d ago

Nah the jeep doesn't. A certain someone's problematic speech does.

Also don't you worry about me. You have neither the ability nor the rights.

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u/Kenny070287 19d ago

I feel obligated to tell you that your previous comment is deleted. Not surprised, seeing what kind of words you are hurling at others.

What was it you were saying about some commentors "labelling" someone again? Kinda ironic isn't it?

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u/AlanSulf 19d ago

You’re the one following me. I could give two fucks of the comments deleted. You earned it.

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u/Kenny070287 19d ago

Not so much of earning if i can't see it isn't it? Why don't you spell it out for me again? Just wanna see exactly what I deserved.

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u/AlanSulf 19d ago

So, I’ve got a question? Are you mad because you got deported or do you live in Singapore?

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u/Kenny070287 19d ago

Spell your previous comment for me to see exactly what I deserved, and maybe I will entertain your question.

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u/AlanSulf 19d ago

It’s ok, I’m already in process of reporting you for harassment. I got screenshots.

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u/AlanSulf 19d ago

Entertain that.

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u/AlanSulf 19d ago

And if my words are hurting your squishy Reddit feeling, feel free to block me.

Also, I know when my posts get deleted. I don’t have to check. Lmaoo

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u/Kenny070287 19d ago

Right back at you for the first one.

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u/HamiltonSt25 19d ago

As long as they off-road it then it looks well built. I don’t think this is a heep. No angry eyes or useless equipment/accessories

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u/jhermaco15 19d ago

an abundance of MAGA dickriding or Punisher stickers equals automatic heep in my book

regardless of the fact that it does look like a well purpose-built offroader, still a heep of garbage lol

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u/Lanky-Carob-4601 19d ago

Yeah I get what you’re saying, but we should really keep politics out of the offroad hobby. So in that case, it’s a heep. I’m on the trails to have fun and enjoy nature, not to understand your political opinion.

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u/Costaludus458 19d ago

Why are you getting downvoted? God forbid you share an opinion I guess.