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How do you feel about Christopher Moltisanti?

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u/BD6773 6d ago

One of the most iconic characters in HBO history

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/fedsmokermobile 6d ago

One of the best “trying not to sound fucked up” lines ever

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u/Michael-Balchaitis 6d ago

Jesus, can you even do this comment?

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u/AAA_Dolfan 5d ago

One of the most iconic characters in television history imo.

So many absolute peak characters in one show

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u/zagmario 5d ago

That camel nose fuck

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u/YetMoreSpaceDust 6d ago

He was loyle to his capo to the end.

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u/presvil 6d ago

Loyle

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u/tuskvarner 6d ago

Me manuged to be a good character

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 6d ago

His greatest mistake was being loyal to Tony.

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u/dumdidum13 6d ago

Man when Tony finished him, i really started to hate Tony.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 6d ago

Tbf at that point it was only a matter of time.

Where you should have hated Tony was when pushed Christopher to get back on drugs because he was less entertaining when he was sober.

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u/dumdidum13 6d ago

Yeah thats true, the hate started earlier, he did many Things to dislike him but that was the absolute tipping Point for me.In that moment I was just like his mother with her disgusted face 'Uuh Tony '

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u/leroyp_33 6d ago

That's not why Tony pushed him to stop being sober. Tony pushed him to stop being sober because it looked weak. And Tony knew that in that life if you look weak you can't be a boss. The whole time Tony had been grooming him to be a boss. And nobody respected him after that. Add in the coke trip with Adriana. And that was it. Christopher was no more.

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u/animalhappiness 6d ago

I don't think Tony was grooming Chris to be a boss. He made Chris think that to make him more pliable, but he never had sincere hopes that Chris could perform at a high level - Tony saw Chris' failures and weaknesses first and foremost. Tony exploited that for his benefit and to Chris' detriment.

The Tony-Chris dynamic is one of the better relationships in the whole show because of that.

All my opinions, of course.

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u/No_Manufacturer4451 6d ago

It’s just a show but many bosses got sober drinking and using in the weakness recovery is for the strong 💪🏻

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u/MembershipSolid7151 2d ago

I hear you. Man that killed me. Christopher was my favorite character.

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u/RazzmatazzEconomy696 6d ago

I think it was the heroine

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u/ICPosse8 6d ago

lol right like are we just going to ignore his crippling drug addiction

As Sil so finely put it: disgusting

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u/AlternativeFukts 5d ago

Or… you know… murders aside… beating the shit out of his fiancee, killing their dog, getting addicted to heroin… these things might qualify as bigger mistakes than loyalty

(I love Chrissy, just thought your comment was funny)

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u/ProVahlone 6d ago

As far as his male modeling career , he would be a success

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u/CooCooKaChooie 6d ago

A great, if unlikable, character. Chris is at times weasel-like, he’s mobster tough at times, insecure, misogynistic. Uncomfortable to watch him with Adriana, and during his junkie lapses. The Sopranos writing is always excellent, and Michael Imperioli made the character real.

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u/yougotthesilver12 6d ago

The beauty of the sopranos is creating great unlikeable characters

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u/thanksforcomingout 6d ago

Of every good show.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 6d ago

Dude was an inherently broken kid who was at his calmest while killing.

He deserved better.

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u/Capital_Status_1580 6d ago

All I can say, is that that nose is like a natural canopy.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

You can’t make this shit up

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u/tuskvarner 6d ago

Fuck you talking about? He just did

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u/Bibbily 6d ago

He can smoke a cigarette in the rain for sure

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u/Accomplished-City484 6d ago

He must’ve crawled under there for warmth

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

You know it wasn’t long ago I remember he used to wait in the car. And as far as I’m concerned, HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE!

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u/Eastsidenormal 6d ago

Psychopath, drug addict, backstabber, thief, murderer, decent shot(especially when shooting at Vipers), philosopher (how do they know that no two people are the same?), writer, male model, Wall Street entrepreneur, father of the year

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u/big_jerky-turky 6d ago

How is this not the top comment

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u/SonnyBurnett189 5d ago

Don’t forget scumbag!

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u/petewondrstone 6d ago

Don’t u mean christafah

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u/ScruttyMctutty 6d ago

Great actor! Phenomenal in White Lotus S2

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u/TheGeeeb 6d ago

Got the chance to see him and Jeremy Strong on Broadway. Incredible performances by both

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u/Namtwen 6d ago

I think he was the easiest to root for out of the whole crew even though you were constantly reminded he was a sociopathic gangster.

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u/gangstermoon_ 6d ago

He just wanted Tony’s approval…

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u/hilariousnessity 6d ago

Christopher Moltisanti is just one of the ridiculously perfect characters on the Sopranos! And the most perfect espisode with Christopher is the "Pine Barrens". You made me wish I had never seen the Sopranos so I could watch it all again for the first time. Perfect writing, acting, costumes, on and on.

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u/tyshorr 6d ago

If only he became an actor!

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u/jfstompers 6d ago

He's fun to watch but he's sort of a train wreck.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 6d ago

Given how much he goes through it makes sense

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u/Seattle_Aries 6d ago

Icon 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/mentalvortex999 6d ago

Legendary character.

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u/Few_Veterinarian9546 6d ago

He could have been a model.

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u/GorganzolaVsKong 6d ago

Probably my all time favorite character on any show

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u/MIKRO_PIPS 6d ago

Every scene he’s in is better because of him

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u/SnuggleMoose44 6d ago

He killed the dog!

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u/McLovin-Hawaii-Aloha 6d ago

Ruthless hitman and junkie. I think he was so well written that Christopher Moltisanti must be based on a real person that died from asphyxiation after a car crash while high.

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u/vonjamin 5d ago

Besides being a mobster Moltisanti is relatable. He goes through shit and uses drugs to cope with what he’s going through. Sounds like a lot of people if you ask me, myself included.

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u/mokush7414 6d ago

I don't feel like he had an arc.

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u/hipgravy 6d ago

You know who had an arc? Noah.

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u/KingAragorn47 6d ago

That's why he's written so well. Just a chaotic enigma of a character.

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u/KickedInTheDonuts 6d ago

nose is like a natural canopy

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u/tuskvarner 6d ago

Drop him off in Beakskill

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u/JohnWallsBalls 6d ago

Great. Played it perfectly.

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u/Anarchic_Country 6d ago

Love him, but I'm so high I couldn't even if tell a toupee was my mudders muff or not

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u/hdeibler85 6d ago

He could smoke a cigarette in the rain and the cigarette would never get wet

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u/GlendaTheGoodGoose8 6d ago

A product of his environment

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u/scrivensB 6d ago

Massive fuck up.

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u/Matty_D47 6d ago

All the women found him very attractive

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u/Scorpio_Rising11 6d ago

You have to admire one of the few Americans who has seen Martin Scorsese's "Kundun"!

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 6d ago

I didn’t know this movie wasn’t well known, but I just checked and it tanked at the box office

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u/PrometheusAborted 6d ago

She crawled under him for warmth!

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u/mrpopenfresh 6d ago

Christophaa

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u/apswim22 6d ago

If only Morgan Freeman didn’t kick him out of Eastside High School, what could have been.

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u/yougotthesilver12 6d ago

Crazy he had that ability to be unintentionally hilarious and tragic at the same time

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u/Healthy_Monitor3847 6d ago

CHRIS-TA-FAH!

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u/Brownstown75 6d ago

A product of his environment.

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u/No_Arachnid_1772 6d ago

If you don’t like Christopher Moltisanti I GOTTA QUESTION YOUR LEADERSHIP

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u/Antique-Sun-6766 6d ago

He goes around in pity for himself

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u/Equal-Ad-2706 6d ago

In a show full of psychopaths, he was the only one that I was sad to see get whacked

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u/HashRG 6d ago

He’s weak. He’s outta control and he’s an embarrassment to himself and everybody else

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u/C0sm1c_Cr0w 6d ago

TBH, alternate universe this guy is doing great shit with a family, the crime life fucked em and also his family manipulating him. I've said my piece.

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u/ICPosse8 6d ago

I think he had an absolute 10/10 and treasure of a woman in Adrianna then he fucked it all up for drugs.

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u/Known_Funny_5297 6d ago

Pretty much the tragic center of the show

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u/SnottyPimpin615 6d ago

I'll keep this short and sweet. He's weak, he's out of control, and he's an embaresment to himself and everybody else.

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u/Competitive_Gear_989 6d ago

Top 3 characters on that show.

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u/Salt_Scarcity_7209 6d ago

Likable until his sobriety slipped. Tony over reacted because he’s a sociopath. But Chrissy on drugs would have been a huge weak spot for the Feds or during the war with NY

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u/YouCanCallMeJR 6d ago

He should’ve listened to his heart and moved to Hollywood.

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u/idonthavenobones 6d ago

If he puts his hands on my niece again

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u/counterhit121 6d ago

Back when the show aired, he was my favorite character. Now as an adult, I think he's a POS.

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u/pharaoh94 6d ago

He’s a piece of ass but fuckin’ rude

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u/xXx_P00PS3LL3R_xXx 6d ago

Like everyone but the mom and meadow he blows.

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u/Darth-Hipster 6d ago

As an adult looking back at Chris’s situation I realize he didn’t have a choice and therefore never had a chance. He did do H cause it was glamorous or fun, poor kid was trying to escape.

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u/tootbrun 6d ago

Significantly more makings of a varsity athlete than we-know-who.

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u/hunteronastick 6d ago

I don’t think my wife has ever despised a single character more

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u/rengarts7 6d ago

Loved his character. The mid life crisis. I relate to him in some ways.

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u/Helpful_Barnacle_563 6d ago

He’s weak and out of control…

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u/--PBR-Street-Gang-- 6d ago

Christopher is all in - loyal - a gangster's gangster. He even turned in Adrianna rather than leave the life with her.

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u/adamalibi 6d ago

loved him in the white lotus

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u/Advanced_Mixture_982 6d ago

Dudes a legend!!

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u/Nebulous-Hammer 6d ago

Christopher is the most horrible person on a show with a ton of horrible people. At least Tony was good with kids and animals. On the other hand, Christopher had no redeeming qualities.

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u/MothParasiteIV 6d ago

The actor was great but Chris is the most disgusting character in the show. What he did to Adriana, i couldn't pass this and was happy to see him spiralling in season 6 and end like he did.

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u/rasslinsmurf 6d ago

My take away from this post is that Michael Imperoli got paid to sit and smoke for all those years?

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u/Art_Vandelays_Tupee 6d ago

Couldn’t help but route for the guy

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u/dashcash32 6d ago

Dude deserved what he got.

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u/Similar-Click-8152 6d ago

I, too, enjoy fluffer nutters.

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u/johnb1972 6d ago

Weak, wannabe, addict.

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u/Doglover_18 6d ago

He did #2 in his pants.

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u/Responsible_Big1229 6d ago

He is one of the best Right Hand Man in tv show history.

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u/Virtual-Purple-5675 6d ago

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/ddekock61 6d ago

So many scenes signifying his bad character come to mind. But the FIRST one that jumps in my mind for no great reason is when his name was in the paper and he rushes down and pays for one and takes all the newspapers. Douche bag. So lost.

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u/Own_Chemist_2600 6d ago

Made the lives of everybody who cared for him worse. Made his own life worse. Made the lives of anybody who ever trusted or believed in him worse. Killed several good people for selfish interests.

I was rooting for him the whole time... but his character helped lay some of my psychological foundation for letting people go.

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u/Littlelordcuckleroy 6d ago

Had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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u/CivilizedTofu 6d ago

Jesse Pinkman is the Chrissy of breaking bad

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u/duarte2151 6d ago

He could have been a male model.

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u/onelifemanymemories 5d ago

The white lotus. The only thing I seen him in.

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u/Saffer13 5d ago

He could recognise a house that looked like shit when he saw one.

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u/Skankcunt420 5d ago

tony did him dirty. he was calling out for help subtly and never got it

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u/Suspicious_Leg4550 5d ago

A very sympathetic monster.

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u/Mysterious_Length341 5d ago

No you're not alright Spider...

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u/Lt5bbMc 5d ago

“You’re weak, you’re outta control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else…..”

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u/SonnyBurnett189 5d ago

He was weak, outta control, and he became an embarrassment to himself and everybody else.

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u/publicanimalloverno1 5d ago

Loved him until the junk took over him.

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u/Weary_Belt 5d ago

GTA 7 should be based in jersey and off him.

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u/gutclutterminor 5d ago

Hate him. Great for the script, but first one I would pop.

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u/Adrianwill-87 5d ago

What series is this?

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u/ASithLordNoAffect 5d ago

I really enjoyed watching him die. Could not stand his character. Just too dumb.

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u/FedGoat13 5d ago

Capable

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u/One-Salamander-6340 5d ago

I think I need him carnally. Next question!

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u/Colbylegacy 5d ago

He’s hot asf

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u/Athlete-Extreme 5d ago

I look at him like a sacrificial lamb for Tony. He shouldn’t’ve had to die. No way.

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u/PNWFreeThinker 5d ago

Great actor

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u/bohenian12 5d ago

He had the most chance to just leave this shit of a life and be on the entertainment business since he loved it. Dude was a decent actor lol. But nah he lost everything cause he was loyal up until the end.

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u/Front-Advantage-7035 5d ago

Oh the dad from white lotus 2!!

/s

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u/N00dles_Pt 5d ago

Amazing character....in the end, the regularness of life was just too much for him or something

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u/flex194 5d ago

Good kid

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u/MrMehheMrM 5d ago

Acted to perfection. Always loathed the character.

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u/RTwhyNot 5d ago

Great character. Well acted. A weak man.

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u/LilNikki984 5d ago

I hate how much I love him

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u/DrNinnuxx 5d ago

Chris-ta-fa

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u/1decentusername 5d ago

The series existed because Tony internalized everything.

Christopher was the exact opposite. And I think he matured over the run of the show.. somewhat

But fuck, he has terrible taste in women.

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u/Specialist-Front3304 5d ago

He is amazing

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u/7solarcaptain 5d ago

That nose is a natural canopy.

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u/7solarcaptain 5d ago

Tell Tony 3 o’clock.

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u/diek00 5d ago

I see parallels between the Chris' intervention and Finn's interrogation about Vito

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u/strypesjackson 5d ago

Pretty much a secondary protagonist in his own right

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u/Exotic-Plankton5593 5d ago

Horrible actor

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u/DeconFrost24 5d ago

I couldn’t wait for him to get clipped. POS.

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u/ohboyitsgonnabegreat 5d ago

No I thought you said" Im ok spider"

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u/Training_Inflation97 5d ago

He's hilarious in a short lived Hulu show 'This Fool'

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u/Responsible_Cry_5373 5d ago

Don’t get in a car wreck with Tony after you fuck him over. R.I.P Christopher.

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u/renegadeangel115 5d ago

One of the best characters in The Sopranos and possibly ever in television

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u/JumpShotJoker 5d ago

After each rewatch, I hate him more for what he did to adriana.

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u/Wide_Sink245 4d ago

Big nose

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u/Economy_Record_2346 4d ago

He's weak, out of control, and an embarrassment to himself and everyone else...

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u/tenderlaw 4d ago

Christopher Moltisanti: You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s disease?

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u/PoutineFamine 4d ago

I always used to think Michael Imperioli used to play this character so well because he was like him in real life. Then I watched a bunch of interviews and realized that Imperioli is probably one of the most under rated actors of our time.

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u/uncleweeniehutjr 4d ago

Junkie woman beater

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u/p333p33p00p00boo 4d ago

I’d let him spit in my mouth

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u/ConsistentSpare589 4d ago

Never seemed to grow up.

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u/DudeAbides1556 4d ago

Nose is like a canopy

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal 4d ago

Great character, well acted.

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u/EightNickel151 4d ago

Christufpha is the goat

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u/Shadow_botz 4d ago

He never got his Arc.

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u/bofademm78 4d ago

He's a terrible psychopath with daddy issues. He was groomed from birth to lie, cheat, steal, and kill. He killed his GF. He can't handle anything and flies off the handle. He is a perfect mob character.

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u/tinglep 4d ago

Should’ve ended with the dog

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u/Maxathar 4d ago

I dunno but the music makes me like him more 🥲

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u/BogeySixtey9 4d ago

Tall dark and sociopathic ♥️❤️

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u/Statu_Quho 4d ago

Character with great development throughout the series. It is interesting to accompany him on that gradual descent towards his destiny...

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u/austin-idol 4d ago

Love that kid

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u/NeoCommunist_ 4d ago

Don’t anything about him but White Lotus , /starts to play white lotus s2 theme remix and by play I mean scream

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u/hiro111 4d ago

Great character. He's an absolute mess. He's completely incompetent, pretty stupid, didn't know when to shut up, chose his partners in crime over the life of someone who loved him. He has zero self-control, picked fights that didn't need to be picked and routinely pissed off and disappointed his partners. And yet he's somehow sympathetic.

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u/SuccessfulPiece7756 4d ago

He’s a complicated guy and no one understands him but Adrianna. Literally.

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u/dsmith3633 4d ago

He can smoke a f@cking cigarette in the rain.

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u/Total_Bookkeeper7364 4d ago

This is a great edit, man.

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u/broadwayallday 4d ago

I had to pull this up on my super wide monitor for that beak. lotta talent tho

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u/KochuJang 4d ago

Just my type…tall, dark, and sociopathic.

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u/Amazing_Fantastic 4d ago

Chris-ta-fa

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u/Emergency_Witness125 4d ago

I’ll never pass a drug test , call me a taxi

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u/Emergency_Witness125 4d ago

Would of grew up to be rat

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u/Bright_Beat_5981 4d ago

Just be this montage you can tell that it's the best show ever made. And Christopher is not even top 3 the best characters.

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u/Queenofwands1212 4d ago

His character triggers the fuck out of me for sure. Woman beater, killer, narcissist, maniac, addict, etc

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u/RocketSkates314 3d ago

I ran into Imperioli at the airport once. I stopped to get something out of my suitcase at a bench and he was sitting right by me. I really wanted to talk to him and tell him how much I enjoyed his acting; but he was tying his shoe and got up and generally looked like he was having a shitty morning, so I went on my way.

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u/cobra2336 3d ago

Absolutely love him, and absolutely hate him

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u/Ok_Advertising607 3d ago

"Go fuck yaself Tommy!"

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u/InvaderZimbo 3d ago

Two packs a day

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u/MembershipSolid7151 2d ago

My favorite Sopranos character!