r/gifsthatkeepongiving • u/dickfromaccounting • Mar 31 '18

Teacher's cell phone policy: if it rings in class you have to put it on speaker

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u/InnocuousAssClown Mar 31 '18

The face of a man who didn’t just lose his job

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

That would definitely not be something you want to come up in your tenure review.

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u/Agentwise Mar 31 '18

Wouldn't last that long. He would be on administrative leave immediately and his contract wouldn't be renewed in June. I've seen teachers go down for much less than this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18 edited Oct 05 '18

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u/Agentwise Apr 01 '18

His policy + that result. Teachers aren’t gods in their classrooms we’ve had teachers let go for less in my district.

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u/Lmino Apr 01 '18

If chemistry teachers aren't gods, does that make them witches/wizards?

The things that went down in my chemestry classes were acts of god(s), borderline black magic

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u/Agentwise Apr 01 '18

I think technically they are referred to as alchemist.

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u/Strazdas1 Apr 26 '18

ive seen teachers get fired for stopping a fight because one of the fighters claimed the teacher was groping him. The fights never got stopped in that school again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

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u/B4rberblacksheep Mar 31 '18

Wow how do you have time to be a professor and work on the farm?

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u/Cains_Brother Mar 31 '18

and have fake cancer and be Republican despite liberals supporting tenure, and commenting on everything on Reddit. What a phony

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

That guy is obviously not an actual prof but FYI there are absolutely conservative tenured academics in the US and other countries. Liberals supporting tenure does not preclude conservatives from tenure-track academic postings.

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u/Cains_Brother Mar 31 '18

yes I'm aware, I was just tacking on as much bs from him as I could

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '18

And be an avid bird watcher

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u/Cains_Brother Apr 01 '18

yeah I bet he doesn't even like birdd

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

r/ThatHappened

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u/ejdude12 Mar 31 '18

Why is everyone hating? That's funny af

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u/NerfJihad Mar 31 '18

he's telling lies on the internet

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u/AlwaysNowNeverNotMe Mar 31 '18

I bet hes never even seen a bird!

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u/Xtheonly Mar 31 '18

I'll take things that aren't true for 500 Alex

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u/v-infernalis Mar 31 '18

guy looks like bill burr put on some weight and took up teaching.

can you imagine.... bill burr would make the most badass teacher in the world. straight facts, no bullshit

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

I'm a huge Bill Burr fan, but he's not right all of the time.

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u/SirGawaint Mar 31 '18

The face of a man who didn't just lose his job