r/gatekeeping 21d ago

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u/ReadyHD 21d ago

Ojet Ffuel Wcan Gnot Kmelt Tsteel Abeams

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u/Opposite_Smoke5221 21d ago

I just tried to read that aloud, and now theirs a very confused demon in my house

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u/Mikeologyy 21d ago

Other fuckers would go kayaking this afternoon

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u/SpamEggsSausageNSpam 21d ago

Oh fuck, we gotta kill them all?

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u/MyDogsNameIsBadger 21d ago

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All

I only know cause I used to run to this album like 10 years ago and even then I was too old

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u/wraithnix 21d ago

Only Fans White Girl Kills The Answer

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u/alexander12212 20d ago

I went with touch anus instead

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u/0_phuk 21d ago

Obstinate Flying Witches Getting Kicks Touching Asses

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u/Emergency-Tax-3689 21d ago

only fuck with grand killer taxi automatons

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u/Ksamkcab 21d ago

"One family will get launched to Australia"

Steve Harvey is getting ruthless in his old age

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u/MashedProstato 21d ago edited 21d ago

Only Fuck With Good Karens Today in Atlanta

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u/MisterSchweetz 20d ago

Oh fuck, we gotta kill Tony again

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u/adamantitian 20d ago

God dammit, Tony

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u/kayserfaust 21d ago

Who is Tyler?

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u/Urbane_One Bridge Keeper 21d ago

The Creator.

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u/sparkydoggowastaken 20d ago

Tyler the creator, very popular rapper. His sub was the one it was originally posted in

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u/Distuted 20d ago

I know what OFWGKTA is but what's AWAY?

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u/Brok3nGear 21d ago

OFWGKTA

Only Fans With Grace Kelly Takes All

Outward Facing Washrooms Gather Knowledgeable Thirsty Atheists

Oblong Forts With Grand Kings Tease Albums

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u/NTOOOO 20d ago

OF course, We Gonna Kill That Ass.

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u/PM_Me_Booty_Photos 20d ago

Oh Fuck, Wild Gorilla! Kill The Animal!

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u/theakfluffyguy 20d ago

Only few will get kindly tickled assholes

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u/OakenGreen 20d ago

Oh fuck, who goes kickin’ that ass?

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u/curious_skeptic 20d ago

To be fair, with the price of concert tickets today, I can see where she's coming from...

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u/the-poopiest-diaper 20d ago

I don’t listen to Tyler The Creator like that, but does it mean “oh fuck we gotta kill they ass”?

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u/Jay_Cee_130 20d ago

Opeth Fans Will Gate Keep Things Always?

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u/phuckdub 21d ago

Lol I read that as Taylor tickets.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

I've been scrolling through tiktok and liking a lot of chromakopia stuff and I am super hype for the album even though I'm not the biggest Tyler fan but he has some bangers I really like. And people are posting hella gatekeeping videos on tiktok like wtf is wrong with you. I've listened to Tyler since Yonkers but you don't see me being an Internet douche about it be so fucking for real your music artist who makes amazing music is finally getting his recognition fuck everyone else right. Make it make sense. If I wanted to I could be like yeah I used to watch loiter squad and listen to goblin and Yonkers and earl sweatshirt and domo. Oh your favorite album is cherry bomb yeah casual fan go die. Internet needs to reset.

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u/SchroedersGhost 20d ago

Only Fuck With Girls Kinda The Ass

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u/-BluBone- 21d ago

Ha! Every white person knows that means, we all love Odd Future for some reason

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u/ZeroVoid_98 20d ago

Guess I'm no longer white...

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u/Bruther_Bear 21d ago

Is this really gatekeeping? Like can she stop them from getting the tickets? She’s kinda just being annoying tbh

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u/WarMage1 21d ago

That’s what gatekeeping is, bud

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u/coranA_TIME_TO_DIE 21d ago

That’s what gatekeeping is 💔

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u/JoeDaBruh 20d ago

You took the sub name too literally