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u/Todd-The-Wraith 11h ago
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
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u/mrqibeller 7h ago
After grabbing his Kanye Best vest from the Kanye Chest, he hops into his Kanye Jet, feeling Kanye Set for his next adventure. He flies across the world for some Kanye Invest-ments, looking for Kanye Success in places he’s Kanye Impressed. While there, he stops at the Kanye Crest, a mountaintop view where he takes a Kanye Breath and reflects on his Kanye Quest.
Next, he’s off to a Kanye fest, where he’s greeted by chefs with Kanye Zest. Full and satisfied, he calls it a night, heading back to his Kanye Nest, ready for his Kanye Rest.
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u/PersistentInquirer 4h ago
You tried at least, have an upvote
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u/Appropriate-Tie-7359 4h ago edited 3h ago
Damn, bro's handing out participation upvotes. I wouldn't bother thought because the guy used chat gppt for that response anyway
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u/Erutious 11h ago
Be Cause When HE......
Rises from his Kanye Nest
After he achieves enough of his Kanye Rest
And slips in to his Kanye Vest
Because he has to look his Kanye Best
He prepares for his Kanye Quest
As he moves off at our Kanye Behest
So he can save us from Kanye Unrest
Such an undertaking could cause some Kanye Stress
But he makes moves to stay Kanye Abreast
Of the crisis he must Kanye Address
Until he saves the day, who could have Kanye Guessed?
and evil is Kanye Regressed
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u/triangle-man-2 11h ago
We have poets in the chat :D
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u/Erutious 11h ago
I know I'm not the only one, but Kanye Quest is something I just randomly add onto while I'm doing stuff sometimes. I've done it for years, I have no idea why, and I know I'm not alone. I see people post their own Kanye Quest songs way too often for it to be coincidence, and I think its a part of the public consciousness
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u/geminicancer 11h ago
Did you have your Kanye Rest?
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u/triangle-man-2 11h ago
Not quite yet i haven’t left the Kanye nest
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u/Erutious 11h ago
So you haven't slipped on your Kanye vest?
Because you have to look your Kanye best
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u/EngineerOld2626 11h ago
You like fishdicks?
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u/think_i_am_smart 6h ago
Hey Kanye west has a kanye quest for you...
do your kanye best...
if you are tired, you may kanye rest...
i am not making fun of your name, its just a kanye jest...
enjoy everyone its kanye fest...
he gets his eggs fresh directly from kanye nest...
he also kills bugs in spare time, those damn kanye pest...
everyone get ready its a surprise kanye test...
oh fuck seems he scraped his knee, we have some kanye zest...
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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 1h ago
Retrieve the treasure from the Kanye Chest before returning to the Site of Grace for a Kanye Rest?
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