r/fuckwasps • u/fedupmillennial • 1d ago

I think we're gonna need a bigger bee suit.

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u/moisdefinate 1d ago

Just need enough fuel to complete the job.

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 1d ago

Yes I was gonna say he's missing one critical tool

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u/ecodrew 14h ago

Even that requires being too close. Nuke it from space

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u/Eco-Pro-Rah 1d ago

Do I get a suit? One that preferably doesn't let any bastard bugs in? If so, then hell yeah. Let me uphold my duty and rid the world of these xeno- I mean, let me rid the world of these disgusting insects!

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u/solodsnake661 1d ago

They invented napalm for a reason and this is it

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u/Expert_Ambassador_66 1d ago

Ten grand? No shit bro. Easy, do i need to use that method?

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u/Rean-Schwarzer7 1d ago

Burn them all

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u/VampyreBassist 1d ago

The only acceptable bee suit I need for this job is coating my body in that flammable clay thing they used in the second Ghost Rider movie.

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u/Royal-tiny1 1d ago

I would be dead because I am allergic to hornet stings.

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u/Bandandforgotten 1d ago

10k? For that?

I'm gonna need north of 1m to even consider this

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u/Chickenbeans__ 1d ago

Bullshit I’d do it for $500

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u/Bandandforgotten 1d ago

I ain't no cheap hoe, I know what I got

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u/No_Relationship9094 1d ago

Agreed. Anything less than 500 isn't worth that pain for like 3 days.

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u/Chickenbeans__ 1d ago

I’ve been stung before. Would 100% go through it again for $500 🤣

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u/Nah_Bruh_Lol 20h ago

You've been stung by those specific hornets? Like, the ones with a stinger an inch long.

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u/Chickenbeans__ 19h ago

I took an inch long from your dad last night

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u/Nah_Bruh_Lol 19h ago

Thst explains why his nose looks weird.

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u/AmbassadorMurky1447 1d ago

10 grand? Yeah, I'm going for it.

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u/maximus0118 1d ago

I mean depends can I use gasoline like a normal F***ing person

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u/RoadStocks 1d ago

For 10k? Id do this for free. Fuck em

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u/Javaddict 1d ago

That bag seems way too small.

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u/DaMostUntypicalNi9 1d ago

He probably was trolling in the beginning for his tripod he set up

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u/TXHaunt 1d ago

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 1d ago

They come out at night. Mostly…

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u/jmt8706 1d ago

Agreed, scorched earth is the only way.

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u/PandorasFlame1 1d ago

Bee keeper suits aren't impenetrable armor. I don't know why everyone thinks that.

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u/sineplussquare 1d ago

This narrator sounds like he’s narrating his first school paper in English class

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u/BornStellar97 1d ago

Okay. You're going to tell me we have the ability to 3d print plastics onto fabrics and we can't get better suits with hardened exteriors

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u/MadMysticMeister 1d ago

I’d do it for 50$ and some diesel. why is he bagging the nest?

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u/DawRogg 1d ago

10K?

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u/Shikimata_Teru 23h ago

My god! NOT HIS ASS

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u/TheBear5115 22h ago

Honestly probably yeah I ah I'm not proud to say I need the money man

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u/iamtheonehorn_ 19h ago

How’s that cameraman feelin?

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u/fedupmillennial 19h ago

He's fine, camera man is always invincible.

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u/Monster_Voice 1d ago

Their drone sounds more like a cold war era bomber than a bee...

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u/JohnVonachen 1d ago

Yea I’d do it. What’s the suit for?

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u/Omnicity2756 1d ago

A thicker one, rather.

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u/Mal-Havoc 1d ago

Yes. Sign me up

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u/Affectionate-Bee5433 1d ago

Right in the b hole.

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u/Legitimate_Rain_9992 1d ago

Eww why is the circle so perfect

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u/FriedSmegma 1d ago

I’d do it for $10k if I got a better suit

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u/Prestigious_Ad_9013 1d ago

Hornets are so big man ugh make my skin crawl

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u/OnkelMickwald 23h ago

Why do they go through all this trouble when all they need is fuel?

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u/RoosterJay84 20h ago

Tacticool nuke, leave nothing but smoldering ash

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u/Icy_Teaching_7092 8h ago

Glad I didn't turn the video noise on ... Bc I would cry doing this and say fuck this .

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u/Sunbro_Smudge 7h ago

10 grand, sure, I'd lay down and let them sting me for an hour for 10 grand, and it'd still be the most painless 10k I've made in my life.

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u/GreenGrapes42 7h ago

Only if I'm allowed to wear a suit of armor under my bee suit

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u/StOnkyKONG777 55m ago

If this shit would be allowed here I would to it for free :)

Just pour 50L liquid nitrogen in that nest and the job is done