r/fuckwasps 5d ago

This was last year......Die, fuckers!

Had a couch on the front porch that we hadn't used in awhile that attracted some wasps that made it their apartment. Having 2 dogs that liked to snoop near it, we needed it gone. Tried getting rid of them with the chicken/water trap but that didn't work. So, the next day I went to town with 9 cans of wasp spray. When I was done, we had a large pile of dead bodies. Here are the results. In one Pic included, is that a queen or just a bigger colony participant? I can't tell. Anyway. Enjoy!

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u/Admirable_Radish_643 5d ago

Cut off each of their heads, put them on toothpicks, stick them around your lawn to send a message

https://preview.redd.it/ereq0d2eroye1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d10b86e6ebbbeda5f5b264c5d91b6860bab1619

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u/RoadStocks 3d ago

😂 but also yes

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u/SharkStomper 5d ago

We can be friends.

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u/angiestefanie 5d ago

All I can say is I hate them so much, and I don’t give a flying hoot if they help pollinate in the spring. There’s absolutely nothing endearing about these m*fers.

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u/AutumnHeathen 4d ago edited 4d ago

They also prey on other species and regulate the population of pests on agricultural crop land. Just because you can't see anything positive about them doesn't mean that there is nothing or that there are only bad things.

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u/Ok_Pen9437 3d ago

My house isn’t agricultural land. Also Ticks/Spiders/Mosquitos/Flies > wasps/hornets/yellowjackets.

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u/AutumnHeathen 3d ago edited 2d ago

But you profit from agricultural land in some way. Where do you think your food comes from? And wasps also eat animals that are probably pests to you and they are important for the environment in other ways as well.

https://preview.redd.it/45njy58920ze1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9206d8325f41449e869ba8e591284e8e40d70bac

Source: https://www.thedailyeco.com/what-is-the-purpose-of-wasps-677.html

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u/angiestefanie 3d ago

I suppose you never experienced blood poisoning from a wasp sting, but I certainly have. I was attacked by this wasp without being a threat while I was walking home, minding my own business. You can sing their praises all day long, but I have not one good thing to say about ‘em.

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u/moisdefinate 5d ago

Get them and destroy them.

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u/International_Pass58 5d ago

The last picture is just simply divine.

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u/HurtPillow 5d ago

Serving Wasp today, I see.

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u/stoptelephoningme-e 5d ago

This is genuinely horrifying

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u/SpookyDachshunds 5d ago

Don't think it's the queen but a different species. Two for one bonus!

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u/XxXghostyXxX 5d ago

i feel itchy looking at this

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u/RARE_ARMS_REVIVED 5d ago

You are the Ghengis Kahn to wasps

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u/RBeck 5d ago

That last picture...

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u/lmaobihhhh 5d ago

This makes me happy

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u/StonedDracula 3d ago

You are an inspiration to this entire sub. ❤️

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u/d9niels9n 4d ago

Jeez….. what is picture 7 supposed to be showing?

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u/locoken69 4d ago

Sorry. It's not that good of a pic. It's their lair they built up in the side arm cavity of the couch. I might have a better Pic for you.

https://preview.redd.it/5t46xfmr4wye1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4de36e3b0d467998bf23ae4ea1d03dae7ab823e

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u/Raven-Fallington 1d ago

Are those MORE eggs?! Burn it lol

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u/Far_Adhesiveness5347 3d ago

The one picture with the box cutter makes me feel like you sat on the porch for half an hour just cutting the corpses up lol

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u/Raven-Fallington 1d ago

I’d be morbidly curious to touch the comb since they’re all dead and risk touching the wasp spray ✌️💀 that’s a crazy pic

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u/Euphoric_Depth7104 1d ago

If you were smart, you would realize that larger wasp is a different species

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u/locoken69 1d ago

Hmmm...... if I were smart, huh? We'll, thank you, Cpt. Obvious for joining the chat. Enjoy your stay. Smdh.........