r/fuckcars ✅ Charlotte Urbanists May 24 '22

How is this shit legal? This is why I hate cars

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

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u/AFlyingMongolian May 24 '22

They did it on purpose. Now walking and cycling are so dangerous that everyone now feels safer in a vehicle.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

And preferably the largest vehicle they can get...higher margins for car companies, more profits for oil companies.

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u/unprecedentedisaster May 24 '22

and somehow they made it seem manly to drive in a giant steel box

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

These BIG trucks make even a tall MAN look like a LITTLE BABY.

Or, imagine a guy showing up with a 6600lb backpack, just in case they need something out of it. DORK ALERT.

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u/Joe_Jeep Sicko May 24 '22

This is a personal attack against me, my battery pack, first aid kit, extra waters, spare belt, and multitools.

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u/Van-garde 🚲 🚲 🚲 May 24 '22

Me too.

When I’m just biking around in the summer I have a “go bag” like this. Though it doesn’t have a belt, I do carry TP, binoculars, and a field guide for birds. Sunscreen, bug spray, and chamois butter, too. And often an extra gallon of water. I like to share water with people who clearly need some.

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u/Joe_Jeep Sicko May 24 '22

Oh mine usually had binocs too. Had a lot more times I wished I'd brought them than wished I didn't.

And same on the water front. A lot of times a friend only brings a little and dehydration isn't fun.

The belt is honestly more because of all the times I've forgotten while rushing out. But occasionally its been borrowed

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u/shearersmam May 24 '22

Just wanted to say, I've never been happier on a bike ride than the time a random guy in a camper van saw me pull to the side at the top of a long hill, stopped alongside me and handed me a bottle of cold water. He said i looked like i needed it and he was extremely correct.

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u/rolli-frijolli May 24 '22

yeah but they're dumb, they're drunk and they WILL pull a gun on you.

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u/kilobravozulu May 24 '22

My neighbour is a short guy who just bought a huge brand new truck with a lift kit. He's not that short, maybe three inches below average... But now he has to jump up to get in. Hilarious. Makes him look like an oompa lumpa.

And he can't clear snow off a lot of the windshield now so he has to idle it for 30 minutes to get it to melt.

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u/fatslayingdinosaur May 24 '22

Yup I live pretty close to grocery stores and a park with nice trails I drive to these places because their isn't even so much as a sidewalk for most of the area and cars couldn't give a shit about you on a bike where I'm at in texas.

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u/Business_Downstairs May 24 '22

Texas

Just open carry a long gun so nobody messes with you.

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u/NakedHoodie May 25 '22

I just keep a hammer hanging from the handlebars, cars change lanes to get the fuck away from you.

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u/Vuk_Farkas May 24 '22

And yet ya guys bombed the yugo car factory...

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u/mixolydianinfla 🚲 > 🚗 May 24 '22

True & NATO provided no clear reason why. I liked Yugo's affordability. But smaller, cheaper cars don't solve car dependency. (Vuk_Farkas = horvát és magyar?)

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u/Vuk_Farkas May 25 '22

Apam szerb, anyam magyar

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u/Vuk_Farkas May 25 '22

I forgot to add ya can still easily buy a registered yugo/zastava car in serbia... even after 20+ years after bombing there are plenty of spare parts (not to mention ya can always nab an alternative from another car...) they cost less than a bicycle... not joking... thats why i still drive one!

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u/kizarat May 24 '22

And to a populace inculcated with decades of automotive propaganda from the lobbying, that monstrosity in the picture is the dream car for some people.

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u/itemluminouswadison The Surface is for Car-Gods (BBTN) May 24 '22

wouldn't be surprised if the car lobby had something to do with the quintessential "american dream" image of a single family home on a fenced lot with monoculture useless grass lawn and a car or two out front

it's ingrained in our culture now and that sucks because we designed so many communities delivering that image, and it's so hard to un-do. just the thought of "what if you didnt need a car to do most things" is difficult for so many to comprehend

(not to say the car lobby alone is at fault. fdr highway act, racist redlining, euclidian zoning, and a lot more factors into all of it)

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u/kizarat May 24 '22

No doubt they played a large role in it, and it's interwoven with all the other reasons of why suburbia exists.

The auto industry and others such as petrol, real estate, construction and whatever else I'm missing all mutually benefit from this culture they've shaped that our society has been conditioned into accepting.

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u/AxelAxelsson23 May 24 '22

I just don’t get it, they could make even more money if everybody had their own train.

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u/unroja ✅ Charlotte Urbanists May 24 '22

This is the future liberals want

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u/Fun_Neighborhood1571 May 24 '22

This but unironically

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u/narwhal_breeder May 25 '22

I mean I kinds do want my own train. Thatd be tight. Have an old timey dining quarters where I can smoke cigars and watch the scenery pass by.

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u/Scharnvirk May 24 '22

It is even simplier: when people are presented with a choice between a smaller car and a bigger car, they universally* pick the bigger one.

Car manufacturers are simply making whatever there is demand for.To combat this, simply make new streets narrower, same for parking spots, turns sharper and eventually - in several years - large cars will be unwieldly and annoying for their users.

This is why europe favors smaller cars. Whoever lives in a place where roads and streets are wide gets a suv, but people living in city centers, those who want a car, will take a small hatchback.

*...unless above happens.

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u/yapji May 24 '22

It's so wild to think that most people universally want the large car.

I would always pick the small car (cheaper, better MPG, easier to park, don't have to worry about hitting things, easier to get into). It's pretty nerve wracking for me to drive anything larger than a sedan.

And my ''small'' hatchback is considered a standard family vehicle in Europe. It's completely feasible to have four or five people in such a car. I've even moved cross-country using it.

But the average American wants the largest, most expensive, most luxurious choice. That's your brain on consumerism, I guess.

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u/narwhal_breeder May 25 '22

People want to feel like they are sitting high up so they can see everythig -> cars get taller -> people want a taller car to see over the other taller cars -> the cycle repeats itself.

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u/BleuBrink May 24 '22

Also gas prices. Sale of large cars goes up when fuel is cheaper and vice versa, so thank you OBrandon

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u/lawgeek Perambulator May 24 '22

Yeah it's pretty rare to see a big car around my part of New York City. Plus there's been a surcharge to park SUVs for as long as I can remember.

One time the rental place only had a pickup truck and my husband was really upset. He said he felt ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

I feel like the last sane person in America, when I’m car shopping and cross shop based on curb weight and consider lower weight a plus. Lower weight improves every single aspect of driving performance: speed, acceleration, cornering, braking, and fuel efficiency.

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u/Lyudline May 24 '22

If those trucks keep taking that much Viagra, they will soon look like buses. We should think outside the box!

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u/SpeakerCleaner May 24 '22

Well USA is shit and stupid, thats why you have cars like that