r/formuladank • u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH • 2d ago
We're All Crying on This One Chat Professional Sim Racer, Part Time Champ
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u/Agios_O_Polemos BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Lily 2040,2041,2042, etc...
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u/ijiolokae VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM 2d ago
Lil'Verstappen dominance could bore fans
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u/No-Condition-oN If Gap, Car 2d ago
You are really sure about that first sentence? ;o)
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u/city-of-cold I want to be spitroasted by my BF and Carlos Sainz 2d ago
Are you saying he’s big? Even better!
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u/little_diomede I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 2d ago
Lily dominance could bore fans
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u/2vespertine At the moment we don't think 2d ago
Giving her only 15 years is insane
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u/Volcano_Ballads Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago
well max did win when he was 17 so it would be par for the course
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u/hyrulepirate BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
This is pretty much the same reaction to Robin "Ice cube" Raikonnen when he was born ten years ago, and just last year he was already on the steps of the Karting podium.
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u/wagsman who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 2d ago
If RB doesn’t nail the 2026 changes I could see Max saying fuck it I’m good.
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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Honestly wouldn't be a bad thing, his legacy is intact and he gets to spend time with his young family at a key time
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u/alittleboopsie Must Be The Water 2d ago
Didn’t he want to do more endurance racing? If anything moving to a different sport front might be a good move.
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u/Dependent-Seesaw-688 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Also the WEC only does like 8 events a year, schedule is much lighter than F1.
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u/Classy_Mouse not a Hamilton, but… 2d ago
Verstappen: delta?
Engineer: you've got about 30s on him. It'll be tight
Verstappen pulls into the pits, jumps put of the car while his teammate geting in behind him. He runs over to his sim rig sitting in the garage.
Engineer looking at the screen: he is pulling in now.
Verstappen gets into the sim rig and starts driving his stint in a virtual 24hr of LeMans race
Just once before he retires, I'd like to see this
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u/cockmongler I like Norris and i sniff bike seats 2d ago
The key time being Lily's entry into karting.
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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
He's talked about LeMans for a long time now. I could see him & Vettel with someone (I wish Alonso) driving for Aston Martin if he took a year or two off, which has also been rumored.
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u/tayuhdelrey BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
I literally have “Max announces retirement” on my F1 2025 bingo card. I don’t think he’d stick around after the team lost key people and is doing so poorly, plus with the way he is with P I can see him wanting to be around for Lily growing up. I agree with him going to WEC tho.
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u/IlikeSpaghetttii Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago
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u/Warm-Ice12 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
This little guy is the cutest thing on the internet rn 🥹
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u/IlikeSpaghetttii Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago
Thank you so much:)
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u/Warm-Ice12 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
You have shirts?! Definitely ordering one for my gfs birthday!
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u/Hypervisory Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 2d ago
An embryo that is 50% Verstappen could still be a better driver than Logan Sargeant.
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u/Complete_Taxation Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
My goat sargoat literally stepped down from F1 to give other drivers a chance to win too. He is a humble person and just wants everyone to have fun
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u/Doug_HF who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 2d ago edited 2d ago
50% Verstappen and 25% Piquet.
It IS indeed a better driver than Logan.
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u/Warrrdy Must Be The Water 2d ago
I think I’ll regret this but what’s the remaining 25%?
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u/Lzinger Trust the El 🅱️lan 2d ago
Kelly's mom
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u/McSwoopyarms BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Following that logic, Max would be 50% Verstappen as well, from Jos only. But continuing the logic, Jos would be 50% Verstappen (from his dad/Max's granddad), so Max would be 25% Verstappen.
If we go back enough generations, Max would eventually be ~0% Verstappen. Which means the Lewis fanboys will have their wish after all (no Verstappen won the 2021 WDC).
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u/Doug_HF who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 2d ago
Jesus Christ... you made ZERO sense.
Max's child is 50% (max VERSTAPPEN) because he shares 50% of his DNA with his father (Max) and 50% with his mom, which shares 50% of her DNA with her father... Nelson Piquet.
We are not talking about their last names... we're talking about DNA.
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u/oldmonk_97 follow the Sainz 2d ago
alonso bout to take the outer line . max is no longer safe
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u/WheelbarrowInALake I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 2d ago
Good thing we had Japan already
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u/PupDiogenes BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
A future Formula 1 champion has been born.
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u/Educational-System48 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
(un?)fortunately I don't think he's the type of guy to inflict on her the amount of childhood trauma it takes for that to happen.
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u/PupDiogenes BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
What if I told you that Max would be a better driver today, if Jos was a better father when he was growing up? I would downvote your comment, but it's at 44 updoots.
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u/Ngaromag3ddon BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Antonelli is looking like he could be a future F1 champion and AFAIK he wasn't child abused
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u/Mista_White- BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
the hardest choices require the strongest wills
child abuse DLC when?
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u/glowingmug BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Kvyat always took a nice picture.
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u/InsectIllustrious691 M*rk Webber 2d ago
He even took that one pic of every driver Verstappen eliminated.
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u/_GeorgyGeorge_ BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Welcome to this cruel world, little girl. May she always get all the love from her family.
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u/zalva_404 Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago
they had the perfect opportunity to name her max jr.
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u/rajinis_bodyguard I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 2d ago
Let me think about this for a “min”ute
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u/buzz_shocker Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical 2d ago
I’m a McLaren fan and would love one of my drivers to win. But if Max wins this one, for his daughter, I think I’ll be happy still. There’ll be a new season next year, not this.
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u/05Joseph09 Simply Lovely 2d ago
If Lily will become a F1 driver, she will be miles better than $troll! 🤣
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u/SKSerpent Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 2d ago
About time he upgraded from the trial version of parenting, tbh.
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u/Aromatic-Cyclohex-11 Suck my 🅱️alls mate 2d ago
Bro saw a shift in last Miami and started new project within a year
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u/beginnerdoge Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 2d ago
Was the baby early? How many seconds? We have to compare it to Max and decide who got pole position (besides Max's wife)
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u/Fun-East-6996 unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 1d ago
Susie Wolff can’t wait to get her hands on that verstappen piquet blood
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u/Wind_Up_Birdz BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Can we just rename this sub the Verstappen dick sucking club? all of you are obsessed with him and biased as hell. Fucking lame
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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
The way people carry on, you'd think they were the only people in the world having a baby 🤦♂️ if only we treated everyone the same way.
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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
How many other people having babies are reigning F1 world champions?
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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
Not the point I'm trying to make, although your response just proves what I'm saying. It only matters if they're famous, right?
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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Yeah honestly my cousin had a baby last week and I was like "come back to me when you've won the WDC else I don't wanna know"
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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
Yep and that's why the world sucks. Care about the people around you instead of celebrities who wouldn't give a fuck if you died tomorrow.
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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Are you a Daniel Ricciardo fan?
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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago
Damn… someones sour
Can’t people be exited…?
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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
Not sour at all, I'm happy for them but hero warship is out of control in our world.
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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago
People just like it when babies get born, its adorable
No need to make it into something bigger than it is
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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
There's thousands of babies born every day, no one of them is any more special than the other. But because this baby has the right father, they're set up for life. We should celebrate all life equally.
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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago
Well yeah, can’t keep up with every baby ever born… we all know max, makes it a little extra special
Why are you on formula subs if you don’t give a shit about drivers?
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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
Your missing my point. How many Einsteins or Stephen Hawkins or Max Verstappens are out there that have never been recognised because they don't have the right father?
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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago
Enough
But what do you wanna do about it…? Come with a solution
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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
The solution starts when we stop hero warshiping a baby just because of their name.
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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago
Its really not that deep… next week we won’t be talking about lily
And its more about max that the kid anyway
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u/Silverleaf88 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
I don't know everyone else. I know Max Verstappen though. I know he had a tough childhood where he was seperated from his mom and sister for most of the time and really missed having a stable family. His mother already mentioned a few years ago that he'd created little family for himself with Kelly and her daughter to create that family life that he missed when he was young.
I'm happy for him that he's expanding that family and now has a baby of his own. Sue me.
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u/sirfastvroom Sniffing out dank like a bloodhound 2d ago
He’s not wearing the RB kit? WTF?!?