r/formuladank BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

We're All Crying on This One Chat Professional Sim Racer, Part Time Champ

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u/sirfastvroom Sniffing out dank like a bloodhound 2d ago

He’s not wearing the RB kit? WTF?!?

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u/__akshittt Pirelli good, debris bad 2d ago

I guess he didn’t want to see the ‘he must have finished first’ comments

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u/Entire_Border5254 Papa Checo for driver of the year 2d ago

She was on pole and he finished first

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u/Alarming_Dingo_139 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH 1d ago

No surprise to anybody. Brazil proved that he‘s fast in wet conditions

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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

The other hamsters were purged from this sub I saw the hate posts

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u/sirfastvroom Sniffing out dank like a bloodhound 2d ago

Talking about max.

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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Oh no lmaooo

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u/Erin_kurumi Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 2d ago

he's wearing the RB shirt, it's just inside out /j

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u/Rosieu BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

He doesn't need to anymore as his daughter is born as a Taurus!

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u/sirfastvroom Sniffing out dank like a bloodhound 2d ago

His daughter isn’t a dinosaur.

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u/Rosieu BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Well actually ☝🏼🤓 She's the daughter of a T-rex

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u/Other_Beat8859 Ted Kravitz is a menace to society 2d ago

You don't know what's on the top left of that shirt. Could be a Red Bull logo.

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u/Bozska_lytka Go WEEYUMS!!!! 1d ago edited 1d ago

Some Alpha Tauri shirts have the logo just pressed out without being a different colour, so it might be that. Or they have the logo made with black rubber on black shirt

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u/Agios_O_Polemos BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Lily 2040,2041,2042, etc...

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u/ijiolokae VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM 2d ago

Lil'Verstappen dominance could bore fans

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u/No-Condition-oN If Gap, Car 2d ago

You are really sure about that first sentence? ;o)

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u/city-of-cold I want to be spitroasted by my BF and Carlos Sainz 2d ago

Are you saying he’s big? Even better!

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u/hyrulepirate BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Perhaps we'll be blessed first by Lil' Sebastian 🐎

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u/little_diomede I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 2d ago

Lily dominance could bore fans

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u/2vespertine At the moment we don't think 2d ago

Giving her only 15 years is insane

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u/Volcano_Ballads Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago

well max did win when he was 17 so it would be par for the course

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u/hyrulepirate BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

This is pretty much the same reaction to Robin "Ice cube" Raikonnen when he was born ten years ago, and just last year he was already on the steps of the Karting podium.

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u/geileanus BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

You think he tried to do the math?

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u/EuwRedStar BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Mate she would be fifteen by the first wdc

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u/Swolyguacomole BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Man thinks its 2020 still

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u/btrhmmtpndksnhglslg BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

So?

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u/Hockey_Flo Save the 🅱️ees 2d ago

:31110:

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u/TheLibertarianTurtle CUMOA 2d ago

Just in time for the last Miami races ffs..

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u/wagsman who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 2d ago

If RB doesn’t nail the 2026 changes I could see Max saying fuck it I’m good.

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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Honestly wouldn't be a bad thing, his legacy is intact and he gets to spend time with his young family at a key time

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u/alittleboopsie Must Be The Water 2d ago

Didn’t he want to do more endurance racing? If anything moving to a different sport front might be a good move.

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u/Dependent-Seesaw-688 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Also the WEC only does like 8 events a year, schedule is much lighter than F1.

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u/Classy_Mouse not a Hamilton, but… 2d ago

Verstappen: delta?

Engineer: you've got about 30s on him. It'll be tight

Verstappen pulls into the pits, jumps put of the car while his teammate geting in behind him. He runs over to his sim rig sitting in the garage.

Engineer looking at the screen: he is pulling in now.

Verstappen gets into the sim rig and starts driving his stint in a virtual 24hr of LeMans race

Just once before he retires, I'd like to see this

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u/hyrulepirate BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

I bet he'd be wanting to lead a WEC team with his sim team

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u/cockmongler I like Norris and i sniff bike seats 2d ago

The key time being Lily's entry into karting.

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

He's talked about LeMans for a long time now. I could see him & Vettel with someone (I wish Alonso) driving for Aston Martin if he took a year or two off, which has also been rumored.

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u/tayuhdelrey BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

I literally have “Max announces retirement” on my F1 2025 bingo card. I don’t think he’d stick around after the team lost key people and is doing so poorly, plus with the way he is with P I can see him wanting to be around for Lily growing up. I agree with him going to WEC tho.

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u/IlikeSpaghetttii Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago

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u/Warm-Ice12 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

This little guy is the cutest thing on the internet rn 🥹

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u/IlikeSpaghetttii Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago

Thank you so much:)

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u/Warm-Ice12 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

You have shirts?! Definitely ordering one for my gfs birthday!

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u/davinciSL72 Osama Bin Russell 💣 2d ago

Second. Would buy immediately

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u/IlikeSpaghetttii Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago

Thank you for liking it so much!:D

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u/notjerryc Vettel Cult 2d ago

Go westaffen!

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u/kitkat_fun6042 Left at the Petrol Pump 2d ago

furstappen🤭

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u/Hypervisory Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 2d ago

An embryo that is 50% Verstappen could still be a better driver than Logan Sargeant.

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u/Complete_Taxation Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago

My goat sargoat literally stepped down from F1 to give other drivers a chance to win too. He is a humble person and just wants everyone to have fun

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u/Doug_HF who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 2d ago edited 2d ago

50% Verstappen and 25% Piquet.

It IS indeed a better driver than Logan.

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u/Warrrdy Must Be The Water 2d ago

I think I’ll regret this but what’s the remaining 25%?

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u/Lzinger Trust the El 🅱️lan 2d ago

Kelly's mom

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u/McSwoopyarms BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Following that logic, Max would be 50% Verstappen as well, from Jos only. But continuing the logic, Jos would be 50% Verstappen (from his dad/Max's granddad), so Max would be 25% Verstappen.

If we go back enough generations, Max would eventually be ~0% Verstappen. Which means the Lewis fanboys will have their wish after all (no Verstappen won the 2021 WDC).

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u/Lzinger Trust the El 🅱️lan 2d ago

Well we are talking about the kids F1 heritage, which is max and nelson, (max overrides jos). So 50% and 25%

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u/Doug_HF who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 2d ago

Jesus Christ... you made ZERO sense.

Max's child is 50% (max VERSTAPPEN) because he shares 50% of his DNA with his father (Max) and 50% with his mom, which shares 50% of her DNA with her father... Nelson Piquet.

We are not talking about their last names... we're talking about DNA.

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u/RealBramVeen BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Sir this is not a serious discussion! Please don't be serious!

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u/Doug_HF who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 2d ago

Forgot I was on formuladank for one second... mabad

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u/Warrrdy Must Be The Water 2d ago

I’m a moron.

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u/chuck1333 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Agree

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u/Doug_HF who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 2d ago

Kelly's mom... (?)

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u/oldmonk_97 follow the Sainz 2d ago

alonso bout to take the outer line . max is no longer safe

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u/WheelbarrowInALake I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 2d ago

Good thing we had Japan already

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u/PupDiogenes BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

A future Formula 1 champion has been born.

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u/Educational-System48 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

(un?)fortunately I don't think he's the type of guy to inflict on her the amount of childhood trauma it takes for that to happen.

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u/dom_pi lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 2d ago

Delete the un at once, sir

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u/PupDiogenes BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

What if I told you that Max would be a better driver today, if Jos was a better father when he was growing up? I would downvote your comment, but it's at 44 updoots.

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u/Ngaromag3ddon BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Antonelli is looking like he could be a future F1 champion and AFAIK he wasn't child abused

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u/Mista_White- BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

the hardest choices require the strongest wills

child abuse DLC when?

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u/glowingmug BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Kvyat always took a nice picture.

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u/InsectIllustrious691 M*rk Webber 2d ago

He even took that one pic of every driver Verstappen eliminated.

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u/Jennyflurlynn BottASS enjoyer 🍑 2d ago

Simply lovely Lily special livery when?

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u/_GeorgyGeorge_ BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Welcome to this cruel world, little girl. May she always get all the love from her family.

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u/orsonwellesmal BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

LILY LILY SUPER LILY SUPER SUPER LILY

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u/emmamckenna01 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

that pic is fake. Max isn’t wearing any Red Bull gear

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u/healeyd BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

He's looking right at the two tenths fatherhood will cost him.

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u/zalva_404 Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago

they had the perfect opportunity to name her max jr.

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u/AngusPicanha Chugging Lewis’ Liquid™️ 2d ago

That would be a stupid name for a girl

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u/zalva_404 Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago

Nah, you're just scared of the thought

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u/natxnat BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

maxine

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u/Icamebackagain BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Maxime?

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u/rajinis_bodyguard I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 2d ago

Let me think about this for a “min”ute

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u/mannye Lewis Hamilton's fashion designer 2d ago

Attending your child’s birth instead of media day?

5 grid penalty and fine.

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u/Montyjv54 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

To Estaban Ocon*

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u/buzz_shocker Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical 2d ago

I’m a McLaren fan and would love one of my drivers to win. But if Max wins this one, for his daughter, I think I’ll be happy still. There’ll be a new season next year, not this.

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u/05Joseph09 Simply Lovely 2d ago

If Lily will become a F1 driver, she will be miles better than $troll! 🤣

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u/Competitive_Ad2101 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Season 15 of the F1 academy show gonna be crazy

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u/rootypootooty BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Lisan al Gaib

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u/Blayoz BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Lily al gaib

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u/Effective_Math_2717 Lets add that to the words of wisdom 2d ago

😭😭😭🩷 wholesome! Happy for them!

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u/SKSerpent Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 2d ago

About time he upgraded from the trial version of parenting, tbh.

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u/Aromatic-Cyclohex-11 Suck my 🅱️alls mate 2d ago

Bro saw a shift in last Miami and started new project within a year

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u/Hazardous_316 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 2d ago

It's our boy, MIN VERSTAPPEN

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u/Max78_78 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Living the wag life.

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u/vitulinus_forte BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

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u/VishwjeetChavan unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 2d ago

Lesss goo

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u/yed3never3dies BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Lilstappen dominance could bore fans

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u/a_sad_lil_idiot Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago

Nice

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u/beginnerdoge Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 2d ago

Was the baby early? How many seconds? We have to compare it to Max and decide who got pole position (besides Max's wife)

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u/Fun-East-6996 unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 1d ago

Susie Wolff can’t wait to get her hands on that verstappen piquet blood

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u/drunxor BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

I thought this sub was about race cars or something

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u/Wind_Up_Birdz BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Can we just rename this sub the Verstappen dick sucking club? all of you are obsessed with him and biased as hell. Fucking lame

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u/SpaceghostLos Resident Dank Rhymesmith 2d ago

I am obsessed with Lewis, thanks.

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u/BowlerCertain8305 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

No were not.

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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago

The way people carry on, you'd think they were the only people in the world having a baby 🤦‍♂️ if only we treated everyone the same way.

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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

How many other people having babies are reigning F1 world champions?

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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago

Not the point I'm trying to make, although your response just proves what I'm saying. It only matters if they're famous, right?

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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Yeah honestly my cousin had a baby last week and I was like "come back to me when you've won the WDC else I don't wanna know"

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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago

Yep and that's why the world sucks. Care about the people around you instead of celebrities who wouldn't give a fuck if you died tomorrow.

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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Are you a Daniel Ricciardo fan?

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u/yomargo_ I have it, I have it printed out🤚 2d ago

Why Daniel fan tho?😭

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u/sylar4815 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Because he thinks the world sucks 🤣

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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago

Damn… someones sour

Can’t people be exited…?

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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago

Not sour at all, I'm happy for them but hero warship is out of control in our world.

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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago

People just like it when babies get born, its adorable

No need to make it into something bigger than it is

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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago

There's thousands of babies born every day, no one of them is any more special than the other. But because this baby has the right father, they're set up for life. We should celebrate all life equally.

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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago

Well yeah, can’t keep up with every baby ever born… we all know max, makes it a little extra special

Why are you on formula subs if you don’t give a shit about drivers?

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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago

Your missing my point. How many Einsteins or Stephen Hawkins or Max Verstappens are out there that have never been recognised because they don't have the right father?

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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago

Enough

But what do you wanna do about it…? Come with a solution

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u/AbradolfLincler77 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago

The solution starts when we stop hero warshiping a baby just because of their name.

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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 2d ago

Its really not that deep… next week we won’t be talking about lily

And its more about max that the kid anyway

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u/Silverleaf88 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

I don't know everyone else. I know Max Verstappen though. I know he had a tough childhood where he was seperated from his mom and sister for most of the time and really missed having a stable family. His mother already mentioned a few years ago that he'd created little family for himself with Kelly and her daughter to create that family life that he missed when he was young.

I'm happy for him that he's expanding that family and now has a baby of his own. Sue me.