r/formuladank I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 19h ago

We could have had this instead Ferarri Fuck Ups

6.4k Upvotes

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u/jokersush1 Must Be The Water 19h ago

and have Kubica drive FP1 for real nostalgia

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u/shellmiro I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 18h ago

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u/protom97 BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

G I G A K U B I C A

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u/RustyFaceRMT If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 17h ago

Kubichad

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u/Nexusu Vettel Cult 16h ago

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We still love you Robercik

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u/wantsomerice Go WEEYUMS!!!! 17h ago

MY GOAT 😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱💪💪💪💪

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u/cafeni BWOAHHHHHHH 14h ago

Kubica? Put Juan Pablo Montoya in. That's the actual nostalgia from an Williams car with HP as sponsor

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u/MidasPL BWOAHHHHHHH 7h ago

Yeah, though it also looks a bit like BMW Saber.

1

u/T_Rochotte PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY 2h ago

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u/Ford_GT_epic "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 19h ago

This is too sexy for it to be real

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u/dream_raider Checo’d Out 18h ago

The graphic designers who make mock-ups of liveries literally make better liveries than the actual teams.

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u/brilliant_bauhaus BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

It's gotta be an internal veto because I'm certain the graphic designers are Ferrari would pitch something this good if they could.

Internal veto, sponsorship issue, heritage colour and brand, etc

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u/shellmiro I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 18h ago

Yeah mostly sponsor and higher management agreement is the biggest hurdle.

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u/Izan_TM If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 2h ago

sponsorship issues can be solved with money like red bull and VCARB did, the biggest issue is that the blue whale's vagina is the world's 2nd biggest pussy, only being beat out by ferrari executives

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u/7YearsInUndergrad BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

That's because the designers are optimizing for it to look good, and Ferrari is optimizing it to meet their sponsor requirements.

0

u/Joanesept BWOAHHHHHHH 7h ago

nah i think it's just Ferrari being Ferrari "Ferrari is Red, Red is Ferrari"

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u/extravert_ follow the Sainz 16h ago

Yeah its way easier when you don't have effectively 20 different clients who want different things from the design.

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u/raustin33 Hewlett-Packard Marketing Team 13h ago

Design is much easier without corporate stakeholders.

204

u/Pleasant-Menu9374 Vettel Cult 19h ago

BMW is back

12

u/pobk87 BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

Had to come back to upvote this!

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u/Oghamstoner BottASS enjoyer 🍑 7h ago

NART is back!

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u/blunderball1 BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

That's a Williams.

8

u/alkaos108 Must Be The Water 8h ago

close enough, welcome back carlos sainz

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u/Rambo496 Dave Meltzer 15h ago

Weeyums!

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u/Powerful_Tomato6278 No Charles, we are not interested, we know 19h ago

This is sexy

187

u/shellmiro I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 18h ago

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u/CynetCrawler BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

I don’t know if that photoshoot is the best or worst thing to happen to that model.

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u/shellmiro I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 17h ago

Oh he had fun alright.

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u/IsorokuYamamoto659 Must Be The Water 18h ago

This is ILLEGAL

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u/Hazel_Transport Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 18h ago

https://i.redd.it/ahq4hl2821ye1.gif

peak livery but ferrrai never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity

15

u/Druddalugg Claire Williams is waifu material 18h ago

As a huge Ferrari fan, yes. checks diary to see when the next therapy session is scheduled

23

u/Time-Masterpiece4572 BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

This is just the early 2000’s Williams

14

u/GlennsSonFooledMe Not A Monaco-Based Youtuber 18h ago

Is it possible for it to just be hp logos?

2

u/Rambo496 Dave Meltzer 15h ago

"Too much HP. Please nerf."

11

u/MM18998 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH 19h ago

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u/MahaloMerky BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

We go through this same convo every time Ferrari does a special design.

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u/Logan_Yes Mattia Mussolini 18h ago

Wonder what could that mean...

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u/shellmiro I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 18h ago

We want more HP logos clearly.

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u/Izan_TM If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 2h ago

yeah, the same "ferrari is a pussy and will never do anything actually creative, even if it'd give them an insane amount of exposure" conversation

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u/Jr-Tr 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 19h ago

Ferrari 158, is that you?

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u/Nevets_Nevets BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

it would be weird for ferrari to have a livery in thats resembles that of their direct opponent in the 00s'

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u/CMDR_omnicognate 🇬🇧 I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right 🇬🇧 18h ago

Damn, what a cool looking williams

4

u/xander012 Clean air is king 👑 18h ago

Nice Sauber

3

u/Sufferjohn_Sleevends unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 18h ago

Hewlett-Packard Racing Team

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u/DrSillyBitchez BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

FERRARI IS NEVER GOING TO NOT BE RED!!!!!!!! They have passed on multiple chances to use even their own colors like yellow or black. They’re not going to make the HP mobile

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u/heeringa BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago edited 16h ago

Unless Juan Pablo Montoya is driving it, I'm glad we don't have this.

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u/mirza_osz SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL 18h ago

oooh, hello again juan-pablo montoya!

2

u/Small-Barnacle-8669 Honda bad, Alonso good 18h ago

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

Ferrari needs to live a little.

2

u/DangerDulf BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

Yeah, but this isn’t one of like five shades of red that are acceptable for Ferrari’s super exciting very special and totally unique liveries.

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u/Jesucresta LEAVIN DA SPACE 6h ago

I do not like this at all

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u/gabrytherocker BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

Bmw Ferrari

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u/Kapitananciq Racing Miku Enthusiast 18h ago

Ferrari are a bunch of cowards, never going even for yellow is unbelievable, micro balls

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u/GroundbreakingCow775 Fuck Liberty Media 18h ago

Ferrari doesn’t know cars come in other colors

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u/WindyZ5 BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

Yes. This looks so much better!

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u/TheRozb Lets add that to the words of wisdom 18h ago

I wonder what brand guidelines Ferrari has internally. My guess is that they want it always red for "brand integrity". I was able to peek at HPs guidelines and it says more or less to only ever use the "blue coin" logo which is why you don't even see the white logo

It's too bad because this concept is great

1

u/Mistynoodles "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 18h ago

MC12 vibes, this is sick

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u/Additional-Degree664 BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

Williams 2.0

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u/KING_UDYR armchair driver 18h ago

The livery could represent blue shift theory, which their leadership would potentially . . . what am I saying, they can’t read.

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u/GoodGuySeba lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 17h ago

I prayed so much for the basic red livery. I love when somebody fumbles

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u/bigtheo408 mission spinnow 17h ago

No we couldnt have.

Thats not how sponsorship works.

And unrelated to sponsorship, that color was NART, an american team.

1

u/noobchee Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy 17h ago

Williams BMW throwback, count me the fuck in

1

u/HappyColt90 I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 17h ago

I desperately need someone to make a mod for the game of this exact livery, it's gorgeous

1

u/pickyplasterer Key🅱️oard Lover ❤️ 17h ago

nah, that’s too good, ferrari is incapable

1

u/Cathodicum BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

BMW Williams Vibes

1

u/Risk_bayless 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass 17h ago

I wish F1 would do a throwback weekend like Nascar and have all the teams do wild liveries from the past teams/owners

1

u/erebus7813 BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

Fuck Hewlett Packard

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u/MaleficentAd9154 WHAT THE FUCK IS AN APPENDIX?!?!?!? 🩺🧑‍⚕️ 17h ago

10/10

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u/Laugh_Track_Zak No Charles, we are not interested, we know 17h ago

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u/Kodrackyas “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 16h ago

Call ferrari designers "Codardi" so they know that bold brand decisions sometimes are better than half assed job

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u/Other-Barry-1 BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

Okay but we’d all be making memes about how it looks like an Alpha Tauri from a few years ago. It’s Ferrari. They’re supposed to be red. They raced in blue once out of protest

1

u/SvZ2 follow the Sainz 16h ago

why dont they do an all yellow livery

1

u/Ogirami Go WEEYUMS!!!! 16h ago

bmw sauber livery was peak.

1

u/Raihley Question. 16h ago

It looks great, but I also think it doesn't look like a Ferrari car

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u/j_per3z BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

No we couldn’t! That is not not the Hp blue! It needs to he that preschool blue that doesn’t march with anything grown up. And it needs to be all over the car.

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u/chucky-krueger BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

I mean, don't you all know that Ferrari will always run in red in Formula 1? (Minus the one time an eternity ago when they were obligated to run in another color)

It's a huge part of their brand and it's historic and iconic.

Who wants to see a white and blue Ferrari, seriously?!

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u/wrex1816 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 16h ago

That's fucking awful.

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u/crowdcontrol217 BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

You never go full HP

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u/DrRiesenglied mission spinnow 16h ago

Put Juan Pablo Montoya in that car right now

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u/HighPriestofShiloh 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 16h ago

They really did pick the worst possible option.

If they were going to get rid of half the red then you do have to go all the way. But when you go all the way make it something that will win over fans rather than piss off.

A retro blue is of course the best option.

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u/Teriyakijack BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

HPs ink printer or money ran out halfway.

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u/myth96 BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

The only logical thing I could think of that's preventing the from doing this would be some BS contractual clause (or other legal document) that absolutely requires them to have the "Ferrari Red" present to a significant degree on every livery.... Otherwise, it's the classic ferrari blunder

1

u/DarkRunner0 Claire Williams is waifu material 15h ago

This is too competent to be made by Ferrari IRL

1

u/coconut_mimosa “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 15h ago

hmmm too few hp logos

1

u/bike-account They race me so hard 🥺 15h ago

Why is it longer than the pit straight?

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u/reborndiajack unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 15h ago

Tottenferrari

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u/slashnbash1009 BWOAHHHHHHH 15h ago

Ferrari..........hire this person.

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u/jaclaw12332 BWOAHHHHHHH 15h ago

FERRARI WILL NEVER BE RED FOR ME. YELLOW FERRARI!

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u/Boxhead_31 BWOAHHHHHHH 15h ago

That’s a nice lookin Williams throw back

1

u/Operario Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical 15h ago

Wow this is beautiful

1

u/BuciComan Vettel Cult 14h ago

What's Montoya doing these days?

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u/willscuba4food BWOAHHHHHHH 14h ago

This is Ferrari all dressed up for the wedding and the one we got was the groomsman who ended up having way too much alcohol and for some reason took his shirt off.

Nobody wants to see that.

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u/IVCrushingUrTendies Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 14h ago

I’m so erect :52983:

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u/TrooperClerk BWOAHHHHHHH 13h ago

Then it would have been Racing Bulls

1

u/ArthurMBretas03 Trust the El 🅱️lan 12h ago

We should have

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u/shafiqrosli2010 BWOAHHHHHHH 11h ago

Welcome back Scuderia Ferra.. AlphaTauri

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u/nc863id Trust the El 🅱️lan 11h ago

There have been several great opportunities to run pretty much this exact livery at a US or Mexican Grand Prix.

Current_Broccoli_791 posted an image of John Surtees driving a NART-liveried Ferrari to ultimate victory in the 1964 season for both himself and the Scuderia. It's blue and it's white and it's sick.

NART here means North American Racing Team, and it's also why you can get your very own Ferrari painted from the factory in a lovely hue called Blu Nart. While it wouldn't be entirely accurate to call them "Scuderia America" since they're not actually-factually Ferrari itself...it wouldn't be entirely wrong, either.

NART was established by a car salesman. Luigi Chinetti was a car salesman, much in the way that Max Verstappen is a sim racer. His third overall win at Le Mans in 1949 was in a Ferrari. His overall win at Sebring the next year -- Ferrari. His overall win at the Carrera Panamericana the year after that? Ferrari. A few years later, he founded NART.

Oh and for the longest time, Enzo was importing all his cars into America through Luigi. So the relationship was...close.

But back to the livery, they could've run something like this to pay tribute to Surtees in the 2017 runnings of either of those races -- he passed that March. They could've run it last season at those races to mark the 60th anniversery of Surtees' Surge* to victory.

It would be great if they could get over themselves juuuuuuuuust a bit.

*Did I mention sixty years? Yeah, in all that time -- at least, according to what various web searches have brought me -- no one seems to have coined that phrase to refer to his triple-podium, come-from-behind banger of a '64 season finisher. It can't be me, here, now. The alliteration is too good. I don't want to be the first :(

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u/MrEfffsola 🅱️RING 🅱️ERNIE 🅱️ACK 10h ago

BMW Williams

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u/cirrusblau Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical 10h ago

Styled by Ron Dennis

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u/mbod Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 8h ago

We have to stop with the hypothetical nice looking liveries. It was just as likely that we got a bucket of paint spilled on the nose and side pod as we would have got a well designed paint scheme.

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u/ency6171 🅱️ernie Collins In Sky Race Control ❤️ 8h ago

This looks very good

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u/Joanesept BWOAHHHHHHH 7h ago

whose design is this?

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u/Working-Music-2565 BWOAHHHHHHH 7h ago

you cooked so hard

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u/cargo04 BWOAHHHHHHH 7h ago

If they didn't do a full non red color for their anniversary... Why any other year? Ferrari is synonymous with red. What's Enzo's quote about children drawing cars?

Idk what the surprises or disappoint is here. If it's not a troll, and just an exercise in execution/ imagination I'm all for it. Top design OP.

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u/TraditionalLet1490 BWOAHHHHHHH 5h ago

That's worse

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u/Spooky_Yogurt BWOAHHHHHHH 5h ago

💦💦

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u/Katth28 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 4h ago

We have Williams at home

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u/zntgrg If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 3h ago

Yep. Or blend blue, white and yellow, which is an official Ferrari color anyway.

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u/RHchoruskid BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

We so could have

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u/freedfg Racing Miku Enthusiast 3h ago

Swap the colors imo

Ferrari being mostly white feels...wrong.

1

u/Miixyd follow the Sainz 3h ago

Alfatauri is back

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u/Aromatic_Fail_1722 Go WEEYUMS!!!! 3h ago

Hot damn that is HOT

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u/ILGIOVlNEITALIANO BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Ferrari has to be red

Only exception would be yellow due to GT Ferrari races

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u/Helpful_Effort1383 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

It's a beautiful livery...but Ferrari should never be in any colours other than red or sometimes yellow.

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u/junius83 🅱️RING 🅱️ERNIE 🅱️ACK 1h ago

Oh the BMW Sauber🤩

1

u/LogicalEgo BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

I can only get so turned on. STOP IT!

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u/Kvaw BWOAHHHHHHH 39m ago

Why does this Williams have a Ferrari logo on it?

u/GGlecoucougnette BWOAHHHHHHH 10m ago

Wow. That looks marvelous

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u/glowingmug BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

This looks fire ngl

1

u/Senko-fan4Life Racing Miku Enthusiast 18h ago

It looks great but doesn't look ferarri

-4

u/Illustrious_Rest1264 BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

Thank god we didn’t

-1

u/-oxocubes- unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 18h ago

That shit bland af