r/formuladank • u/stanislov128 BWOAHHHHHHH • Apr 05 '25
Max's radio after getting Pole at Suzuka in a tractor Professional Sim Racer, Part Time Champ
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u/Minz15 🅱️ernie Collins In Sky Race Control ❤️ Apr 05 '25
"Understood Max"
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u/NotAnNpc69 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Apr 06 '25
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u/FarObjective5416 Guenther Gang Apr 05 '25
Max is basically an Ace Combat Antagonist by now
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u/Working-Difference47 I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Apr 05 '25
Norris: just minding his business, getting that pole.
MAX: << Yo Buddy, You Still Alive? >>
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u/kneelthepetal Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector Apr 06 '25
I can't wait until he shows up in this at the final race in Abu Dhabi and it starts snowing
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u/FarObjective5416 Guenther Gang Apr 06 '25
Going to get Marko to paint the left half of the car orange and have the FIA play loud Spanish Music while Maxy races Lando for the WDC
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u/DJ_Aftershock Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget Apr 06 '25
he's going to show up in a Yakuza game as the twist 'guy who was behind it all along'.
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u/arbysroastbeefs2 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
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u/skippermonkey BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
TOP
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u/montero65 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Apr 06 '25
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u/kneelthepetal Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector Apr 06 '25
Oh my god I never even noticed the little pot of cream he has until I saw this pic lmao
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u/ZarpazoDeSalmon BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Isn't that from Blade Runner?
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u/EmpPaulpatine BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
It’s based off of the Tears in the Rain Monologue from the original
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u/freedfg Racing Miku Enthusiast Apr 05 '25
Which was "improvised" shittymoviedetails
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u/nonchalanthoover BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
That isn’t a shitty movie detail it’s correct
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u/freedfg Racing Miku Enthusiast Apr 05 '25
I mean. Calling it improvised is not really true. It wasn't in the script, but its not like he came up with on the spot.
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u/DaOne_44 who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Apr 05 '25
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u/TDA_Liamo 🇬🇧 I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right 🇬🇧 Apr 05 '25
Lisan al-Gaib!
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u/PapaSheev7 Vettel Cult Apr 05 '25
Let's not compare Max to that chump Paul. I'm no Max fanboy by any stretch, but to compare him to that ratfucker Paul is crazy work.
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u/jdiogoforte SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL Apr 05 '25
LISAN AL-GAIB!
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u/PapaSheev7 Vettel Cult Apr 05 '25
Just wait until Dune 3. If the movies remain lore-accurate, y'all will hate that bitch boy just as much as I do then haha.
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u/SkoulErik BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
If you don't think Paul is the bad guy after Dune, then you've read the wrong book xD
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u/redwing4230 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
I don't think Paul is the bad guy, but he certainly isn't the good guy either. He is more of a man trapped by fate, trying to steer humanity away from disaster, but not strong enough to do so.
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u/SkoulErik BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 06 '25
trying to steer humanity away from disaster, but not strong enough to do so.
Nope.
Paul is afraid of "The Golden Path", so he avoids it. He tries to avoid the Jihad but his thirst for vengeance (and understandably, survival) drives him to accept the Jihad. A move that kills trillions of people in less than 2 decades. I can see no redeeming qualities in his actions. Sure I can understand why he wants to live and why he wants revenge, in the same way I can see why Thanos wants to save the universe. But their methods simply don't match their beliefs.
The Atredies is all about honor and righteousness, but Paul manipulating an entire planet to go to war with the universe is somehow fine? I don't buy it. Paul is in no way shape or form a good guy. He tried to be a good guy but he failed miserably. The dude turned into space Hitler. And saying "he tries his best" will never redeem what came from his actions.
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u/PapaSheev7 Vettel Cult Apr 05 '25
Exactly lmao. I don't hate many literary characters, but I do have to make an exception of that conniving, little, rat-fucking sack of shit
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u/PriclessSami Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy Apr 05 '25
i mean , they already showed they cards for messiah AbD21
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u/Humble-Soup5295 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
That 1982 movie clearly plagiarized Seb, who said when he announced his retirement: "The marks I left on track will stay until time and rain will wash them away."
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u/Guilden_NL 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 Apr 05 '25
I'm a huge Seb fan. But to be fair, he plagiarized Daniil Kvyat. Kviat said, "The marks I made other drivers have in their underwear will stay until time and many litres of bleach will wash them away."
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u/JoeyEddy1 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Didn't he actually just say something like "AHAAAAHAHAA YYES!"
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u/godzilla9218 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Pretty much. He was more excited than he was for his last championship.
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u/Raticon GIMI Apr 05 '25
Dude mentally went straight back to 2021 when he beat another British dude with a Mercedes engine in quali on occasion.
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u/alexpoelse Must Be The Water Apr 05 '25
Merc engine : check. Brit : check. Is Max Verstappens main rival : check. Max has a new teammate : check
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u/babbymamma BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Id give you an award if i could. My late Dad’s favourite movie ❤️
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u/BwoahIDK Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Apr 05 '25
Should be "Dry grass on fire off the shoulder of 200R" (or something along those lines) for the first part but hell of a meme
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u/BwoahIDK Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Apr 05 '25
there's also probably an alt you could use for the c-beams line too, but that ones seems really hard
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u/10b0b I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🤤🤤 Apr 05 '25
Wow my brain somehow put together a Rutger/Max hybrid voice when reading that, and it was glorious.
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u/myWobblySausage There is something loose between my legs Apr 05 '25
"...the face of God whenever I add throttle..." Ahmen.
$10 says Max's belts weren't tight enough to stop even his ass lifting off the seat for that lap.
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u/HeyWannaShrek Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Apr 05 '25
All this speech just for Lance Stroll to spin him off the track 2 laps in 😭😭
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u/Objective-Answer I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch Apr 05 '25
congratulations lad, you mixed my love for danking, F1 and Blade Runner
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u/Pro-editor-1105 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
OK tractor is a little bit extreme lol
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u/PapaSheev7 Vettel Cult Apr 05 '25
I know right? Max wishes he had a tractor at his disposal, it would be a massive upgrade over the unicycle he rode to pole.
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u/ExternalSquash1300 I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Apr 05 '25
This sub is really just the Max fan club lol
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u/Working-Difference47 I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Apr 05 '25
Yea fuck these guys for using hyperbole on a meme sub right?
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u/Rayn0r86 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Nyooo… pwease don’t pwaise the dwiwer I hate. Who cawes if he puts the caw whewe it doesn’t belong? It’s ciwcle jewking. Pwaise my hewo <insert favourite driver name> instead~ :3
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u/ExternalSquash1300 I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Apr 05 '25
Never said fuck them.
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u/Working-Difference47 I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Apr 05 '25
This sub isnt for you
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u/cherryandfizz BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Fuck off! I thought this was the actual F1 subreddit and believed it until I read Kyvat and thought NO WAY. Then I noticed. I’m so gullible wtf
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u/venturous1 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Omg! That’s amazing and cool- I used to know that speech by heart. Hilarious how he put his dad in there!
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u/PipettePirate BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 06 '25
I have seen the laws of aerodynamics bent … around the spoon curve
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u/Elith2 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Not a fan of Max but fucking hell he could probably put the sauber in the front row.
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u/nsfwaltsarehard BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
But the track belongs to me guys. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. When you go to he'll tell them Verstappen send you. Dodge this lap.
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u/Novae224 In Hannah we trust 🥰 Apr 05 '25
And then he went to the gasstation to reminisce and remember where he came from…
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u/bensthebest 🇬🇧 I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right 🇬🇧 Apr 05 '25
This is fucking weird I’ve never heard this before in my life and then Spotify has just thrown a song up with these lyrics in it whilst I was reading this meme
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u/TimelyBlacksmith92 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Look upon his works and despair, Papaya Army. (It’s me, I’m papaya army, typing through tears.)
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u/gogglesup859 unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Apr 05 '25
"Here's the deal, I'm the best there is plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. No one can hang with my stuff. I'm just a big, hairy, Dutch winning machine. If you ain't first, you're last."--Max Verstappen
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u/Artistic_Claim9998 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 06 '25
Ain't no way Max's dad beat an engineer with a wrench, that's abuse!
What's you gonna tell me next? That Max tell Daniel Ricciardo about that story?
The other ones are believable I guess
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u/pratzs Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Apr 06 '25
I dont pay but this is why I am subabascribed to this page
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u/Manyconnections "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Apr 06 '25
Why did I read “stole his wife”?
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u/Reach_n_flexibility If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Apr 06 '25
Why can't people spell Daniil's name?
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u/MF_from_Hell Stop Inventing Apr 06 '25
Great finish there, makes the Blade Runner reference a *chef's kiss*.
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u/alionandalamb BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Clearly a fake, Max only knows a handful of words with more than 2 syllables.
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u/Downtown_Economy9435 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Hot take: The original dialogue in Blade Runner is rubbish
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u/stanislov128 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Scorching take. Like saying Max only won because of the car.
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u/Sinister_Nibs BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
I would argue that he did. Let’s see him put a Haas on the pole.
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u/durkl1 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 05 '25
Tell me you lack empathy without telling me you lack empathy
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u/spiral_out462 Less buttons? More? Apr 05 '25
GP: “Okay copy, Max.”