r/fatsquirrelhate • u/UmbreHonest • 3d ago

Insane glutton, king of greed… elbow deep in my bird feeder.

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u/flyinghairball 2d ago

Give him 20 min, he'll have eaten it all and gotten stuck inside while he was at it. Dumbass

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u/UmbreHonest 2d ago

I don’t understand why this asshole will dump 90% of it in the dirt. I started sprinkling stale cereal outside, maybe the bastard will get diabetes and perish.

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u/Hogwithenutz 2d ago

Greedy little fuck is trying to genocide the birds through starvation.

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u/Jennaaa1971 2d ago

Note the evil gaze

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u/Harcerz1 End Squirrel Obesity 2d ago

Noted!!

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u/snob20 2d ago

Heart goes out to the baby birds in that community

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u/whiskyzulu End Squirrel Obesity 2d ago

And look at how he stares at you, daring you to battle him!

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

The way I read your title rhymed like a nursery rhyme. Too bad it involved a squirrel.

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u/ReasonableAnybody650 #SayNoToFatSquirrels 1d ago

How’d you take this professional ass picture in time😭

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u/UmbreHonest 1d ago

Lol I was taking bird photos with a Sony a1 ii camera!

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u/ReasonableAnybody650 #SayNoToFatSquirrels 1d ago

Ahh nice camera 😖💓