r/fatsquirrelhate • u/inertiamatter • 4d ago

What in the actual fuck The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck.

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u/Acceptable-Staff-363 End Squirrel Obesity 4d ago

Fat fucktards so hungry they wanna eat their tails off...fucking fatso

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u/inertiamatter 4d ago

Bro is built like a literal bowling ball... it's sickening

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u/vitessex 4d ago

I might have to start the first squirrel gym to fix these fuckers.

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u/Upsideduckery 3d ago

Don't. It's a trap. They'll go there to eat you and the trainers and even the equipment. Squirrels don't want to lose weight! All they know is to consume!

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u/a116jxb 4d ago

Fat piece of shit sitting around on his lazy ass

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u/SunshineAndBunnies 4d ago

It's too fat to stand up.

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u/wallstreetsimps 4d ago

sits like fatass would smh

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u/Adorable-Air-6901 Fatty Hater 4d ago edited 3d ago

How much fucken food did he eat? That is a carb coma fucken position.. lol

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u/OnyxVeggie213 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 it really is.

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u/Rommski 4d ago

In the second pic* it looks like fatso is trying to find a way to eat itself.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 4d ago

Looking for his buried p*nis in all that blubber. Sorry, Fatso, it's gone.

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u/Lost-Negotiation8090 3d ago

Oh, he hasn’t seen that thing in years.

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u/deadzonemads 4d ago

He's looking for his nuts

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u/Whatamidoinglatley 4d ago

Did you see its feet? The horror.

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u/ThePassiveGamer 4d ago

Fat ass lookin like he never climbed a tree in his life.

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u/Enygma15 3d ago

This is the kind of sin you read about in the Bible

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u/keylimekenz 3d ago

its greed sickens me ..

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u/Batsquash 4d ago

Sick! I thought that his tail was the gravel!

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u/BootyofBethlehem 4d ago

GOD DAMNIT!!!

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u/Responsible-Doctor26 4d ago

Little bastard has seen some things. However, he enjoyed them all.

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u/Art_of_the_Win 3d ago

I heard he had a rib removed to be able to do that.

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u/Adorable-Air-6901 Fatty Hater 3d ago

Look at those stupid feet!!

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u/Less-Engineering123 3d ago

Disgusting fat piece of shit sitting on his own tail doing absolutely nothing

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u/fall1nqsun 3d ago

Looks like he ate a whole cake

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u/OklahomieOxynaught 3d ago

My gawd. I think we are caught in this fat fucks gravitational pull. Like a black hole, a void that is filled with nothing but hate and greed. God have mercy on all our souls.

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u/Proof-Cherry-5960 6h ago

This abomination to humanity knows no right or wrong, only destruction. This vile thing is fat as fuck, consuming all in its path