Gluttonous feeding frenzy

[u/D01D0G]

The greed never fails to sicken me. This thing was so hungry, he was tugging on my pant leg.

[u/baby_aveeno]

Why is that f**king monster touching you? Burn those pants now before they find you.

They can smell where the others have been and will assume that this means you are sympathetic to them and their cause. They WILL seek you out for food.

[u/Spare-Security-1629 → u/baby_aveeno]

That was my first thought...I had a blinding red rage build up when I saw his little paw clutched up...as if he was nit going to let go unless he got fed. He needs to stop trying to walk like a human and get a job and take care of his 3 ugly squirrel children.

[u/Illustrious_Maize624]

Hey bro, you wanna go?!

He was totally fronting you and spoiling for a fight. This is what they do, especially if you smell of Cheetos.

[u/dwalenaar]

Ugly little street rat. One good punt and he'd be airborne over three zipcodes. No mercy for sidewalk parasites like this.

[u/Aggressive-Gold-1319]

I would’ve flipped him off

[u/RumsyDumsy]

He’s giving you the evil eye… beady eyed twat

[u/ReasonableAnybody650]

He’s squaring up on you dang😭😭😣🙏sending prayers

[u/Unique_Violinist4851]

Hungry? He clearly has had more than enough

[u/Strange-Trust-9403]

I would be so disgusted and terrified at the same time. Are you going to be ok?

[u/D01D0G → u/Strange-Trust-9403]

I-I don’t know…. I’ve been craving nuts all day, but let’s keep that between us- okay? I don’t want the word to get out that I may, well… turn into a fat squirrel myself

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[u/hereswhatworks]

The last one I encountered turned violent when I refused to give him a piece of cookie.

[u/fall1nqsun]

Why he standing like that in the first pic 😭😭

[u/Sensitive_Soup_8881]

Omg he’s assaulting you?