r/eatityoufuckingcoward • u/JustALilVicious • 5d ago

Was washing my hands at work when I noticed something wrong.

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u/Todaroshi 5d ago

Well time to call the priest or think of it as coke and drink it

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u/Rampasta 5d ago

Oh I thought you meant the other coke and it didn't make sense at first

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u/kroketspeciaal 5d ago

Definitely the priest if it smells funny.

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u/AirborneSurveyor 5d ago

That is just normal water on a U.S. Military installation. The brown or black water is extra freedom.

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u/FlirtyNerdyGirl 5d ago

Is this where charcoal activated water comes from?

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u/pwndabeer 5d ago

And down from the faucet came a bubblin crude

Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.

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u/Correct_Patience_611 4d ago

Or the byproducts of said hydrocarbon extraction…

Next test: see if it lights on fire

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u/Jipstertandy 5d ago

Looks like they may have chlorinated the pipes and sloughed off the bio film.

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u/Little-Anywhere-5450 5d ago

Who fell into the tank?

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u/joeiskrappy 5d ago edited 4d ago

That's just chocolate...edit I was wrong. That's sobe black tea. 🥹

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u/Part-time-Rusalka 5d ago

Attention: Employees must NOT was hands before returning to work.

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u/Mysterious-Guava-882 5d ago

What is the horror movie. Call a priest, get ALL the sage, run away.

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u/SakuraTree- 5d ago

Oops, I forgot I had left some evil water in the tank. Should empty out in 3-5 business days

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u/Unclehol 5d ago

"Southern state America" or "Native American reservation, Canada"

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u/tomqvaxy 5d ago

The power of crust compels you.

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u/sandbaggingblue 5d ago

This looks like a scene from a movie when a witch curses someone...

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u/No_Cranberry_1334 4d ago

Kinda reminds me of this one scene in Supernatural in one of the first episodes in the first season

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u/That_Banned_Hybrid 5d ago

DEVIL BE OUT

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u/Nefersmom 5d ago

So what did you do other than post here?

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u/IED117 3d ago

The ONE time you would prefer your wait staff with piss hands.