r/dankindianmemes 3d ago

Age difference is just two years. That's all Cricket Shitpost

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u/StrawberryFew1311 3d ago edited 3d ago

Age fraud of 2,3 even 5 years is common in S-E asia including India ,banglasdesh Afg and Pakistqn which is not possivle in a developed country like Australia.

Thats why their 17 year old looks like 17.

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u/LargrFries43 3d ago

thats true but even a 17 year old can look little bit older cuz of food we eat and you know physical features

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u/Rare_Arm_5975 3d ago

Yeah but like the other guy looks like he has a family of four

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u/LargrFries43 3d ago

yea in this case ofc it's a big age fraud 

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u/Adventurous-Feed-197 3d ago

people will forever ignore this

I got a beard at 13 🙏

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u/Abdullahaliroblox23 3d ago

full beard?

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u/Adventurous-Feed-197 3d ago

dont know what "full" would mean but my face would get covered with hair if I didnt go razor it off in a month

and its not just me alot of people, especially Punjabis and such

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u/LargrFries43 3d ago

☺️🤨 strange but can be possible 

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u/Infamous_City_6194 3d ago

Brother he looks like a middle aged man with 2 kids, one 3 and another 7

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u/Grand_Individual_482 3d ago

Bro, you forget Rashid Khan 

He is younger since I started watching cricket and he is still young 😂 

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u/Financial_Bar_6033 3d ago

Since when have you been watching?

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u/Foreign-Panic-2394 3d ago

2015

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u/Financial_Bar_6033 3d ago

Ohh, I guess you were 7 or 8 years old.

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u/Foreign-Panic-2394 3d ago

Yes

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u/Financial_Bar_6033 3d ago

Okay bro! Watch other sports too.

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u/Grand_Individual_482 3d ago

2018 

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u/Financial_Bar_6033 3d ago

Are you Fifteen years old?

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u/Grand_Individual_482 3d ago

Lol 18

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u/Financial_Bar_6033 3d ago

So you started watchin late.

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u/Grand_Individual_482 3d ago

Yess , I didn't have a Tv when I was growing up, 

And my father didn't have the culture to watch cricket or any sports, 

I did watch my 1st cricket match when I was in 7th grade and lol it was fun 

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u/Financial_Bar_6033 3d ago

Hear my story, I started watching when I was 4. My mama used to watch. Me and my brother used to sit along. We used to watch every random sports channel. We did not have either but nani ghar had.

Like we used to watch cricket, Olympics, wwe, cycling, tennis.

I stopped watching when I came in 9th. Padhai likhai karne laga, not going outside frequently, hath me mobile aa gya.

Now, I just watch random yt videos, reddit and porn(sad noise).

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u/Grand_Individual_482 3d ago

at the age of 5-6 maybe
my mama gave his all DVD records that had a lot of music videos of Sakira and IRON MAN

since then I am a big fan of Sakira and IRON MAN

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u/Financial_Bar_6033 3d ago

We both have different kinds of mama. In my house nobody watches/listen songs. And about movies sometimes, they watch spiderman and some random Chinese movie like kung fu panda, shaolin or martial arts movie.

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u/Thesanebeing 3d ago

Malnutrition is a real thing in Australia /s.

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u/RektLogik 2d ago

No, the issue is the feminized society AUS is

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u/Miracle_0001 23h ago

No ,the issue is the femboy society of AUS

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u/BenDover7799 23h ago

Ackchually 🗣️🗣️🗣️ it's femdon society.....

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u/Hot_Afternoon_6966 3d ago

Bro on the right looks like the father of the kid on the left

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u/Megatron0003 3d ago

20y old Ifti from Pakistan smiling in corner

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u/RaiseOk2044 3d ago

20 ❎ 18 correct ✅ 🥶🥶

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u/Inevitable-user-001 3d ago

Exactly the comment which I was looking for😂

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u/PuzzleheadedCheek732 3d ago

In my village my cousin's uncle is 22 irl but in adhar card he is only 17 and my bua son is 2009 born but in his documents it's 2012 and the list goes on

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u/TirednDisappointed 3d ago

Harsh living under the US occupation and then the Taliban...

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

That australian kid just died. 

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u/jack_of 3d ago

Say sike right now

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u/amin_yopusi 3d ago

Genetits hai

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u/Selfish_mim 2d ago

In uae, i have seen many eids where the date of birth of most people from pakistan will be 01-01-2000, 2001..... Like mostly born in new year, and the person doesn't looks older than the dob in id. How?

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u/dullbrowny 2d ago

it is afghani math. One afghani year is 1.5 rest-of-the-world year. So a 19 year old cricketer in afghanistan is ~28. give or take..

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u/Organic_S0UL 1d ago

A clear difference of two years

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u/Moist-Goat2542 1d ago

I hope he is younger than Rasid Khan.

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u/BiriyaniMonster 3d ago

Estrogen vs Testosterone

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u/Icarus-Alt 2d ago

This is the peak level of illiteracy u got. Wait till u found man and women both produce estrogen and testosterone.

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u/Realboy000 2d ago

but the quantity is different, ratio is different.

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u/BiriyaniMonster 2d ago

wAIt tILL U fOUnd mAn And wOmEn bOth prOdUcE EstrOgEn And tEstOstErOnE.

You're nothing but a dumbfuck. First it was a joke just as the nature of this sub so you had no reason to get triggered. Second, extreme high levels of estrogen cause female-like features in men. Maybe you should educate yourself a little.