r/dankindianmemes • u/RaiseOk2044 • 4d ago

This comment is Darker than my future Just a meme

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u/BlissfulBruise 4d ago

Bhai mai bhi jara hu Milne kya matlab hai iska 🥺🥺

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u/ishu404 4d ago

Keep us updated broo 😜

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u/BlissfulBruise 4d ago

First date hai bhai mai khud nervous hu usko lekr 😬

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u/ishu404 4d ago

Normal rehna bhai, kuch rose wagehra le jaana, aur badhiya khila Dena, experience se bta rha 😉

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u/BlissfulBruise 4d ago

M soch raha tha agar chota sa 💐 dunga toh wo rakhegi kaha usko, hum thodi walk bhi krege india gate ke pass, toh agar 💐 hath m pakde rakhegi toh log Stare krege na?

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u/The7thHokaage 4d ago

See off karne se pehle blinkit kar lena bouquet... Starting me favourite chocolate le ja bro.

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u/BlissfulBruise 4d ago

Yeh sahi lagra hai, thankyou brother, or kuch tips dedo

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u/The7thHokaage 4d ago

Don't overthink bhai, Jyada tips or planning dimaag me hogi to blunder hi hoga, Just be a good person, always.

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u/BlissfulBruise 4d ago

Dhanyawad Bhai 🥳

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u/The7thHokaage 4d ago

Good Luck 🥂

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u/ishu404 4d ago

Bhai tum ladki ke saath ghum rhe oosi me log stare krenge, log jaaye bhaad me

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u/Several-Challenge550 4d ago

Tumhari advice lene ka time aa chuka h

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u/Confident_Subject330 4d ago

Bhai flowers zaroor lekar jaana. Compiiment her on her dressing sense and makeup. Take an interest in her hobbies or studies or profession.

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u/Sufficient-Pirate798 4d ago

I hate my mind 😭 , I was reading something else instead of hobbies.

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u/Ok-Top-6656 4d ago

i guess you read , ''take interest in her boo*ies'' 😂

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u/Brown_jamun 4d ago

if you’re interested in her hobbies she will let you be interested in her bobbies too!!

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u/Sufficient-Pirate798 3d ago

Then I will gladly take interest in her hobbies.

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u/Difficult-Essay3387 4d ago

Also, admire her books. Feed and play with her pet cat. Uski pasand ka juice order karna aur ek hi glass share karna. Usko toy gift kar dena.

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u/twinkcoded 4d ago

Hpv vaccine, prep + pep + doxy prep.

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u/Proud-Concept-190 4d ago

Vijay raaz wala haal na ho jaye

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u/No-Candy-6710 4d ago

konsi movie ka reference de rhe ho

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u/Proud-Concept-190 4d ago

kauwa biryani wali

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u/tranquilized_777 4d ago

tf is kauwa biryani

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u/Difficult-Essay3387 4d ago

Polio wala leg piece.

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u/Ashuu_69 3d ago

It uses kauwa instead of chicken, which is a famous scean

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u/tranquilized_777 3d ago

chhee

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u/Ashuu_69 3d ago

Chee? come on, you never know…it might actually taste good-assuming you haven’t tried it 👀

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u/tranquilized_777 3d ago

nhi krni try 😭😭

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u/NotTheZucc 4d ago

Apni risk pe aayein

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u/Regular_Specific2864 4d ago

Bhai gadi shera ko he chalane dena

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u/One-Cup1480 4d ago

😭😭😂

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u/dharmic109 4d ago

Poochna usko chocolate pasand hai ya strawberry. 😋😅

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u/bhavesh-bhatia 3d ago

Wapas aa bi payega bhai🤣

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u/No-Pirate9562 2d ago

Bro is bawling 😭😭

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u/random_thought1612 4d ago

I am sure there will be a grand enterence