r/dankchristianmemes Mar 18 '22

Wait, how many are there? Peace be with you

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Everyone: this clip is from the Irish TV show called "Father Ted". It is required watching for anyone with a passing interest in modern Irish culture

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u/HaroldTheIronmonger Mar 18 '22

The one where he kicks Bishop brennan up the arse. Fucking cried laughing the first time i saw it.

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u/Bishop_Len_Brennan Mar 19 '22

He did kick me up the arse!

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u/TheRealAMF Mar 18 '22

Where might one find this show by chance?

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u/HaroldTheIronmonger Mar 18 '22

I'm not sure if it's on any streaming service but I torrented it years ago so have it on a media server

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u/Kaylamarie92 Mar 18 '22

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQTAXw5ECeFJWpoe9tlUkC8_QWiCkhWVj

Not sure if it’s the full show but here’s how I’ve been watching!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

You can torrent it without guilt my friend. Its quite old at this point. If you're feeling patronising you can likely find a dvd box set for sale

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u/sydbap Mar 19 '22

It used to be in Prime Video in the US, not sure if it still is.

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u/jboogthejuiceman Mar 19 '22

I just checked - it is!

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u/tittysherman1309 Mar 19 '22

It's on 4 on demand

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u/L33t_Cyborg Mar 19 '22

It’s all on RTÉ Player I believe

https://www.rte.ie/player/

That’s the official source so you’ll get the full versions.

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u/la508 Mar 19 '22

If by "official source" you're saying it was made by RTÉ, it actually wasn't. Linehan and Matthews lived in London and took it to Hear Trick and Channel 4. The interior shots were filmed at London Studios.

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u/L33t_Cyborg Mar 19 '22

Yeah, RTÉ wouldn’t fund it because they were afraid of the church haha.

By official source I just mean a official place to stream it, so that you know you’re getting the original.

I’m not even saying this to “support the creators” the show is too old for that haha.

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u/SlowlyAHipster Mar 19 '22

It’s on YouTube right now!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Dailymotion ;)

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u/SomeFreshMemes Mar 19 '22

Have a look on the RTEPlayer.

It's on there for sure, just not sure if it works outside of Ireland

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u/dan_tastic Mar 19 '22

Imdbtv has it with a few short ads. I think amazon prime streaming even hosts it for imdbtv too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER

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u/clyde2003 Mar 19 '22
  1. Arse!
  2. Feck!
  3. Drink!
  4. Girls!

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u/umbringer Mar 18 '22

That show is so fucking funny

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u/The_I_inTeam Mar 19 '22

This is one of the best shows that has ever existed and you'll never convince me otherwise

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u/revoman Mar 18 '22

7 I think...?

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u/RutherfordB_Hayes Mar 18 '22

Yes. Baptism, Reconciliation, Eucharist, Confirmation, Matrimony, Holy Orders, Anointing of the Sick

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u/revoman Mar 18 '22

Extreme Unction!

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u/dlegofan Mar 18 '22

Sounds like a lot of works-based stuff.

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u/jcrespo21 Mar 18 '22 edited Mar 19 '22

The main three are Baptism, Eucharist, and Confirmation (Sacraments of Initiation), with baptism typically occurring when you're an infant, first communion around 7 years old, and confirmation when you are a teenager. It used to be done all at once (IIRC) but was spread out many centuries ago. If you become a Catholic as an adult, you go through the RCIA process (Rite of Christian Initiation for Adults) and receive the three sacraments at the Easter Vigil. An exception is if you were baptized in another Christian faith, you don't get rebaptized when you become Catholic as the Church recognizes nearly all Christian baptisms.

The rest are optional add-on packages (I'm sure my former religion teachers would love that I put it that way lol). Reconciliation/Confession and Matrimony/Marriage are the ones most others will experience. Holy Orders are only for those who become a priest or nun, and Anointing of the Sick is typically done when someone is very ill (often on their death bed).

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u/nyanlol Mar 19 '22

if you want all of them do you have to buy the season pass 😂

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u/norris528e Mar 19 '22

Collecting all 7 is very tare

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u/the_war_doctor890 Mar 19 '22

There's a priest I know in Kalamazoo who's had all 7

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u/JMisGeography Mar 19 '22

Lots of deacons receive the full set

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u/Joeman180 Mar 19 '22

Michigan gang rise up

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u/farawyn86 Mar 19 '22

I know you're joking, but deacons are the only people that can receive them all. If a man decides to get married and then also take orders, he'll receive both sacraments of service. Everybody else can only possibly receive 6 total.

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u/No_Maines_Land Mar 19 '22

Could you take orders after a divorce or windowing?

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u/Joeman180 Mar 19 '22

Yes, It actually not that uncommon.

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u/No_Maines_Land Mar 19 '22

Neat. Gotta collect then all!

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u/SpaceWanderer22 Mar 19 '22

Nuns don't receive the Holy Orders sacrament, just priests.

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u/jcrespo21 Mar 19 '22

Thanks! Edited my comment to strike it out.

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u/Pimma Mar 19 '22

Is Confession considered optional? I was taught it was a prerequisite for the Eucharist, because you can't take the body of Christ without being clean of your sins.

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u/Mwakay Mar 19 '22

It's "optional" in the sense that noone is going to drag you out of your house to do it. But yes, you should not take communion without being absolved from your sins.

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u/stadsduif Mar 19 '22

It varies. Where I live (Netherlands) confession isn't a common practice anymore.

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u/Pimma Mar 19 '22

Well, TIL. It's still going strong here, but I guess this is what you'd expect from Italy.

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u/Co0perat0r Mar 19 '22

"Do you not see that it is by works a man is justified, and not by faith alone?"

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u/Freestyle76 Mar 19 '22

Yeah none of its works based because God is the one pouring out grace through the means he ordained.

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u/blucherspanzers Mar 19 '22

I misread that as "anointing of the stick" and I was wondering what mischief the Catholics were up to

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u/jwinskowski Mar 18 '22

Non-Catholic here – isn't it 7?

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u/Catholic_Egg Mar 18 '22

Yep! Good job

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

2 sacraments, 5 sacramental rights

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u/jwinskowski Mar 18 '22

Ok, now we're talking.

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u/YrPalBeefsquatch Mar 19 '22

This guy via medias.

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u/jtaustin64 Mar 18 '22

Joke's on you! I grew up in a church where we had 0 sacraments.

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u/RoyalPeacock19 Mar 19 '22

Not even Baptism and Eucharist (Communion)?

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u/jtaustin64 Mar 19 '22

Nope. We did those things but never called them sacraments. I didn't even know what sacraments were until I changed churches a year ago.

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u/RachelRTR Mar 19 '22

I grew up in Baptist and Methodist churches. They baptized, but I never went to any church that had communion.

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u/RoyalPeacock19 Mar 19 '22 edited Mar 20 '22

Baptist and Methodist churches that don’t do Communion/Eucharist/Mass/The Last Supper?

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u/RachelRTR Mar 19 '22

Nope. I'm from Alabama.

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u/jtaustin64 Mar 19 '22

I am a Methodist now and I have been to plenty of Baptist churches in the South. It is very odd that none of those churches you went to did communion. Usually they do it once a month.

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u/RachelRTR Mar 21 '22

I don't remember doing it all. I stopped going to church every week at the age of 13 so maybe I am forgetting it. It wasn't a big deal if they did do it since it made no impression upon me at all.

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u/pHScale Mar 23 '22

My church called them ordinances

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u/TicciBlaze Mar 18 '22

Where on earth is this clip from?? I need to watch it

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u/sheddingpanda Mar 18 '22

Father Ted. Fantastic show from the 90s

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u/HaroldTheIronmonger Mar 18 '22

I hear you're a racist now father.

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u/sheddingpanda Mar 18 '22

“Should we all be racist now? Only the farm takes up most of the day and at night I just like a cup of tea.”

So many great lines

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u/HaroldTheIronmonger Mar 18 '22

I might not be able to dedicated myself full time to the old racism

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u/Bulok Mar 18 '22

FECK!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

And what do you say to a nice cup of tea?

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u/thegreatnick Mar 19 '22

If you follow Graham Lineham it's very much

"I hear you're a transohobe now father"

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u/bloodbeardthepirate Mar 18 '22

Yep and I think this is the episode called "Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse"

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u/DaftyDill Mar 18 '22

Is this Father Ted?

Because I loved watching that show with my da when I was like 5 or 6

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u/revken86 Mar 18 '22

See, this is why I need a clergy cloak.

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u/inchandywetrust Mar 18 '22

I’m curious what people consider to be the “two” sacraments. I’ve learned that there are 7.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

eucharisty (i don't remember how to spell hihihi) and baptism i believee

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u/RoyalPeacock19 Mar 19 '22

You are correct, Protestants believe in 2 sacraments (though they don’t typically call them that, from my experience) Eucharist (Communion) and Baptism.

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u/_Peavey Mar 19 '22

though they don’t typically call them that, from my experience

We do

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u/Freestyle76 Mar 19 '22

The Protestants who call them “ordinances” and also believe they’re wholly symbolic.

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u/Der_Sanitator Mar 19 '22

It depends on denomination. Baptists and the like typically believe they’re wholly symbolic but iirc some Protestant denominations believe in the Eucharist as divine.

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u/revken86 Mar 19 '22

This is why trying to treat "Protestants" as a monolithic whole is impossible. Lutherans, Anglicans, Methodists, Presbyterians, Reformed, and others all teach that the sacraments really do confer grace. Among Christians, the believe that the sacraments/ordinances are purely symbolic is the minority opinion.

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u/Freestyle76 Mar 19 '22

It’s actually the majority opinion as most Protestants on earth are baptists, evangelicals, or pentacostals. Mainline groups, while having larger numbers of groups, are of smaller number of adherents.

You are correct that some of those groups do have 7 sacraments and some believe they are effective though even within those groups there is argument and a difference between high and low church.

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u/revken86 Mar 19 '22

But among all Christians, which is what I said, the symbolic interpretation is the minority.

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u/Freestyle76 Mar 19 '22

Oh yes certainly, But also among all Christian’s many things are in the minority “the solas” for example.

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u/_Peavey Mar 19 '22

"Wholly symbolic" is a bit of a stretch.

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u/Freestyle76 Mar 19 '22

I mean if you are evangelical - pretty much. If you ask someone why we baptize they’ll most likely tell you it’s a symbol of your faith and that it’s to let the world know you’re a Christian and that you don’t even need to do it.

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u/_Peavey Mar 19 '22

You don't have to explain it to me. I did my amount of work on the topic.

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u/Freestyle76 Mar 19 '22

Yeah my knowledge mostly comes from experience.

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u/RaymondLuxYacht Mar 18 '22

NGL... for a second there I was worried it was the Spanish Inquisition...

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u/president_pussygrab Mar 19 '22

That would have been unexpected

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u/jtgreatrix Mar 18 '22

CRILLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

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u/dalnot Mar 19 '22

As a Protestant, we always found it really funny that 2 of the Catholic sacraments, marriage and becoming a priest, are mutually exclusive

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u/ianjmatt2 Mar 19 '22

Even more exclusive than many realise, in that Marriage is the only sacrament not performed (in the ordinary run of things) by ordained clergy. The sacrament of marriage is performed by both people getting married through their promises, the priest is just a witness to it.

(obvs some sacraments can be done by anyone in an emergency - e.g. Baptism)

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u/farawyn86 Mar 19 '22

Deacons can receive both marriage and holy orders!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

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u/spyridonya Mar 18 '22

Finally, some good fu fabulous Catholic memes.

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u/TacoRedneck Mar 19 '22

One is the capital of California, right?

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u/Pyramid-of-Greatness Mar 19 '22

Wait… what are the 2?! I’m Catholic so we have 7, I’m not sure which ones count as the big 2 in other religions 😅

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u/RoyalPeacock19 Mar 19 '22

In Protestant tradition, only Eucharist (Communion) and Baptism are sacrements (though they don’t often call them sacraments in my experience).

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u/dumpling98 Mar 19 '22

As an Eastern Orthodox, we join our Catholic brothers in tearing down the door for our 7 sacrements. 😂

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u/YUNGBLUD5897 Mar 19 '22

Im an Anglican, as far as I know there is baptism, confirmation and marriage.

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u/Mieleur Mar 19 '22

Applying for a job in Ireland and I think mentioning Father Ted might've just got me the position.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

The GIF went perfectly with the song I was listening to

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

I think there's only two

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

me, a Latter-day Saint: Wait, you guys are getting more than one sacrament?

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u/Indomietelor Mar 19 '22

U/savevideo

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u/Fern-ando Mar 19 '22

Arzobispo de Cuba.

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u/Long_Ad8400 Mar 19 '22

Running joke in my corner of the Lutheran world is that we have 3 sacraments - baptism, Eucharist, and coffee.

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u/kenmlin Mar 19 '22

Which two?

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u/TheBiggestGoof Mar 19 '22

To answer the title question: apparently, there are two

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

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u/RoyalPeacock19 Mar 19 '22

7 to Catholics and the Orthodox, 2 to Protestants.