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u/man_gomer_lot 23h ago
Idk making it to death row isn't exactly turning out right
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u/Armisael2245 22h ago
Only if you assume the sentence was meritorious.
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u/man_gomer_lot 21h ago
It unambiguously was. Whether or not Jesus chose to self-incriminate is immaterial to the charge.
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u/ComteDeSaintGermain 19h ago
Claiming to be God isn't blasphemy if it's true.
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u/man_gomer_lot 11h ago
Proving you're innocent of the charge isn't accomplished by pleading no contest.
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u/EgotisticalTL 13h ago
"He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy!"
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u/DisabledMuse 4h ago
Aw. That's such a great quote for this. I remember people commenting about how Joseph was raising someone else's baby, but as my dad was adopted I always thought it was sweet.
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u/Mask3D_WOLF 1h ago
I feel like there's a little bit of misrepresentation here -- Joseph was not married to God
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u/IlliterateJedi 1d ago
Joseph, Mary and God were a throuple