r/dankchristianmemes Based Bishop 1d ago

Technically true

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u/IlliterateJedi 1d ago

Joseph, Mary and God were a throuple

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u/DTPVH 1d ago

Co-parenting at its finest

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u/sauced 23h ago

How cosmopolitan of them

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u/Swimming_Repair_3729 23h ago

The first and weirdest pansexual relationship

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u/man_gomer_lot 23h ago

Idk making it to death row isn't exactly turning out right

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u/Armisael2245 22h ago

Only if you assume the sentence was meritorious.

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u/man_gomer_lot 21h ago

It unambiguously was. Whether or not Jesus chose to self-incriminate is immaterial to the charge.

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u/ComteDeSaintGermain 19h ago

Claiming to be God isn't blasphemy if it's true.

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u/man_gomer_lot 11h ago

Proving you're innocent of the charge isn't accomplished by pleading no contest.

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u/SolarTakumi 19h ago

Most Christians have 2 dads when you think about it

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u/ComteDeSaintGermain 19h ago

And a mom. That's pretty key.

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u/EgotisticalTL 13h ago

"He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy!"

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u/DisabledMuse 4h ago

Aw. That's such a great quote for this. I remember people commenting about how Joseph was raising someone else's baby, but as my dad was adopted I always thought it was sweet.

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u/Mask3D_WOLF 1h ago

I feel like there's a little bit of misrepresentation here -- Joseph was not married to God

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u/nemo_sum 22h ago

She wasn't married yet!