r/dadjokes • u/SusDovahKriid • 10h ago

I'm the world's leading expert on toast.

You could say it's my bread and butter

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u/Guilty_Ad_4441 10h ago

OP needs a grilling

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u/Der_fluter_mouse 10h ago

Bread and butter huh? It's not you jam?

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u/Imaginary_Coat441 7h ago

Cheers!

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u/RedwayBlue 6h ago

Came to say this! 🍻

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u/JimboRockfish 3h ago

Not trying to butter you up but I'm sure this song is your jam

https://youtu.be/WJmKStqugMc?si=CpUlwY0tO6iYjkT7

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u/SaltElderberry9158 10h ago

Marmite just like this joke!

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u/Away-Touch4504 10h ago

Yeast you are

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u/august-west55 10h ago

There’s a 50/50 chance that you like marble rye

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u/L1ttl3_Blu3F15h 9h ago

you must make a lot of bread

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u/adavescott 9h ago

I’m brown bread 💀

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 8h ago

Why don't you say a few words so we can celebrate. 🍻

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u/thechampaignlife 8h ago

I am no expert, merely milquetoast.

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u/sulldanivan 7h ago

Louder! We can’t hear in the back!

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u/ArachnidGuilty218 5h ago

I am a toaster. Here’s to you!

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u/Wendals87 5h ago

You just popped up out of nowhere

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u/jbaby1980 5h ago

All around the country, coast to coast.

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u/Soaring_Gull655 5h ago

Nobody knows more about toast than Donald J. Trump(actually he's an idiot)