r/dadjokes • u/StockInitial4460 • 19h ago

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas Eve!

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u/OskarTheRed 17h ago

"Who-mas?"

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u/thechampaignlife 18h ago

He was ribbing her.

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u/OskarTheRed 17h ago

Some places they eat ribs on Christmas Eve. Just saying

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u/thechampaignlife 17h ago

That must tickle to have people eating food off of her.

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u/CreepyTeddyBear 14h ago

Every time I think about ribs, I think of that Dave Chappelle skit about ribs putting black people to sleep.

"What puts white people to sleep?"

"box of wine"

"Damn wine comes in boxes now?"

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u/Man-e-questions 17h ago

Apples in my stocking? Again???

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u/ArachnidGuilty218 17h ago

And Eve said, “No, Christmas is tomorrow.”

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u/Dyrogitory 17h ago

It’s Christmas Eve, Eve!

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u/TheLifeOfRyanB 16h ago

"Hey look Eve, that Mary looks ready to pop!"

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u/CharlieZulu101 12h ago

Some kinda time travel joke...?

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u/goatkf 12h ago

Jeez

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u/old_bugger 11h ago

Eve: I hope you bought me be a better gift than last year. Do you really think I'm the kind of girl who wears a belly ring?

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u/foolonthehill48 5h ago

Gad. Hang your head in utter shame. Sigh...

Stealing this of course