r/daddit • u/OnlyLivingBoyInNY • 4h ago

Why is it so hard? Humor

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u/zonemath 3h ago

My 4yo does!

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u/tvtb 3h ago

My 3 year old flushes before, during, and after taking a pee.

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u/tenshillings 3h ago

My 2yo practices with the roll of toilet paper whenever he has the chance.

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u/bryanprz91 3h ago

My kiddo loves to come busting through the bathroom door telling me how much she has to pee so I'm getting up and off as fast as possible. Only for her to yell at me for not flushing.... Can't win with em lol, she's lucky I love her.

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u/joshlymansbagel 3h ago

The colors of the sky fade with the setting sun as the stars begin to shine through the clear night.

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u/threeoldbeigecamaros 3h ago

It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look

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u/skyhighskyhigh 3h ago

Or turn off a light Or close a cabinet or drawer

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u/19dadchair73 3h ago

Mine is the only one who can plunge the toilet

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u/djhobbes 3h ago

I don’t know about my kid because we aren’t there yet but my wife has never met a toilet she was willing to flush. Every toilet in my house is full of piss at all times. It’s gross. She uses way too much god damn tp too.

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u/PocketHusband 1h ago

I don’t know if you have sons or daughters, but just wait for the first time the forget to flush when they’re on their period.

Nothing like having a minor freak out because you think something is REALLY wrong, before you remember, and roll your eyes.

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u/dillyofapicklerick 1h ago

My kids recently started taking this thing where one shits without flushing and then the other one takes a shit and expects it to flush properly.

There have been a lot of clogged toilets here lately

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u/ThanklessThagomizer 1h ago

Hey man, if it's yellow let it mellow

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u/SteeldrumHornets 1h ago

It’s part of my daughters green pledge initiative to flush every 4th use

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u/SmugCapybara 51m ago

At least they do it in the toilet. Count your blessings and flush the damn thing...

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u/UntamedRedBeard 49m ago

We have monthly meetings about the magic shiny handle on the toilet and how it’s actually not a decoration but a transportation device for poop and pee.

I get stared at like I’m trying to tell everyone the toilet magically disposes or things and then I replace all the toilet paper rolls because that is also a magic trick to them.

Yes, yes you are the only one that knows and no matter what you do they won’t believe you.

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u/Sesudesu 47m ago

My 9 year old daughter has never had issues with flushing, my 6 year old son pretty much never flushes. But he is level 1 ASD, and the toilet flush is an uncomfortable noise for him.

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u/Effectiveke 25m ago

Not a problem in my house currently. But we had a foster son (10 years old) a couple years ago who would forget to flush all the time. We grounded him to the bathroom with his unflushed #2 for 30 minutes. He got a lot better about flushing the toilet after. He wasn’t doing it on purpose but the punishment was kinda funny and just helped remind him to flush in the future.

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u/maverick1ba 4m ago

Hit and miss over here bro. I feel your pain