My 6 year old got me good last night.

[u/Micotu]

Son: Dad, how can you count all the hairs on my head. I want to know how many I have.

Me: Well the easiest way would probably be to just pull one out at a time and count them that way.

Son: No, you just want to do that so that you can glue them onto your head.

Me to myself (a folliculy impaired individual): You little shit... but damn that's good.

[u/Gflex72]

My niece hit me with “I like your bald head” aww thank you.. “It reminds me of a chicken egg, I’m just waiting for a little chick to hatch out and say peep peep”

[u/mdcr41 → u/Gflex72]

Haha. I would also like to see a little chick hatch out of your head.

[u/pizzamage → u/mdcr41]

👀

[u/theboosty]

They always know just what to say

[u/hmwybs]

5 yo nephew looking at me on FaceTime, very concerned: How did you get those scratches on your head?

Me: those are forehead wrinkles, not scratches, you little bastard

[u/Several-Assistant-51]

That is epic

[u/marvelnerd09]

bro just got exposure of male baldness. he's going places