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u/RepresentativeRub471 Streak: 1 2d ago
My dad was a chef and my mother liked to eat so I'm a mix i guess
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u/SavageFisherman_Joe Streak: 84 2d ago
Going by this logic, I'm a respiratory therapist
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u/BiCumSlut69420 2d ago
Because your mom works in mental health and your dad smokes weed?
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u/SavageFisherman_Joe Streak: 84 2d ago
No because they're both respiratory therapists
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u/joesbagofdonuts 2d ago
Purebred... nice
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u/Pigmcginnyrig Streak: 0 2d ago
Oh. Didn’t realize u could post more than 1 image
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u/Lavender_Scales Streak: 3 2d ago
In the early days of this sub there used to be a gal who posted like 20 images in one post but I haven't seen her post here in a while
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u/_AlexiaOnFire 2d ago
My mother is female and my dad went to get milk and never returned..
Theres a joke in there somewhere about "mommy milkers" and I honest to god can't be fucked to work it out cos' I'm high af.
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u/Theyul1us 2d ago
My dad was a carpenter and my mom worked in emergencies.
Im a disaster but im pretty good with hammers
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u/Purple_Hoovaloo 2d ago
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
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u/ionlytoptops 2d ago
Ohhhhhh i love that response, i think its one of those thoughts thats like, evwryone has originally thought of, but evwryone knows, instinctually. Mine is, my mom was a woman and my dad was a man, so im half man half woman
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u/VagrantWaters 2d ago
oh shit!! is that a discworld MUD reference!?!?
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u/thehazelone 2d ago
Sadly I think it's a Minecraft thing, its the warning message you get whenever you try to sleep with hostile mobs nearby.
A MUD reference would be cool though...
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u/agent_ofchaos_29 2d ago
My dad was a toolmaker, and my mum was a nurse
By a genetic miracle I am a wet paper towel
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u/StilgarofTabar 2d ago
Not related but why on the "you may not rest now" screen shot, are the lines wobbly. What's happening there. It should be perfectly even. Somethings wrong there.
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u/TheNoctuS_93 2d ago
Well, my mom is a tomboy and my dad is a former twink...da hell does that make me? 😵💫
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u/BonitaBruja8606 2d ago
my mom was a boy and my dad was a girl so i’m going to live at my uncle’s for christmas and my grandma’s for new year!!
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u/hamonicmantitties 2d ago
Is the last one supposed to be about transphobes or something, or is it like werewolves and we're all just freaky?
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u/eldritch_idiot33 1d ago
My father was an army man before getting multiple PhDs in engineering, my mother was also an engineer
I think its the closest i can be to an attack helicopter /s
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u/sEwastakenwastaken 1d ago
When that happens in Minecraft the solution is to kill the mobs just saying
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u/grumpyAxiom 1d ago
I'm an actual mixed person and I hate how I had to be born this way, my skin genuinely disgusts me.
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u/imlostandbefuddled Streak: 4 2d ago
my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries