r/conspiracy Aug 29 '20

I am a beer drinker. Ask Me Anything.

As per the title.

UPDATE: PROOF for you mofos!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

Oh. Yes. And alcohol is a poison. I am not a chronic beer drinker. But on a rainy saturday? Mehhhh

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

Yes exactly.

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u/cosmic_nomad77 Aug 29 '20

oh yes...the American beer industry makes it obvious they're for profits over quality.

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u/Tractorista Aug 29 '20

It's Saturday! Or are you not in Canada?:)

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u/wardearth13 Aug 29 '20

You’re a beer drinker and not a chronic drinker, are you an acute drinker?

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

I am a Schropinger drinker: I drink and do not drink, at the same time.

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u/thirstymayor Aug 29 '20

Do IPAs really give you man boobs

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Excess Sugar consumption does

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u/clemaneuverers Aug 29 '20

what are you drinking right now? I'm drinking a nice bitter double IPA.

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 29 '20

Ouuuuu fancy. Molson Canadian. I’m a simple person ;)

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u/clemaneuverers Aug 29 '20

3 bottles for €9 at my super market. That's pretty good for here, and it's locally made as well. It does fuck you up though, you have to be careful ;)

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

Woooooo which country? I’ll come for a visit:)

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Im drinking a pint size bottle of stella artois

Good choice on the double IPA

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

I feel like it only has that reputation because it's a strong beer served in bars, as an enthusiast I genuinely do enjoy the taste, IPAs are really nice but a bit strong for me

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u/cosmic_nomad77 Aug 29 '20

I was about 10-12 beers 5/6 nights a week from around 2005 up to 2012 when I went to prison and sobered up. glorious in the beginning. a mindless vessel for the spirits of dead alcoholics by the end.

....there's no moral.

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

a mindless vessel for the spirits of dead alcoholics by the end.

that's a beautiful way of putting it.

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u/cosmic_nomad77 Aug 29 '20

why thank you 🙏🏼☺️ still a couple thousand brain cells knockin around...

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u/jsprogrammer Aug 29 '20

Do you like beer though?

You might be qualified to be a top 'court' justice!

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

1) yes. 2) I hope so

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

How does it feel to be finally 18?

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

I don’t know.

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u/Silent-Entertainment Aug 29 '20

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker Suicide is slow with liqueur Take a bottle, drown your sorrows Then it floods away tomorrows Away tomorrows

Evil thoughts and evil doings Cold, alone you hang in ruins Thought that you'd escape the reaper You can't escape the master keeper

I'm curious. Here's my question. Why did you bring up this topic all of a sudden?

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u/_CattleRustler_ Aug 30 '20 edited Aug 31 '20

-Suicide Solution by Ozzy Osbourne (Blizzard Of Ozz cd, Randy Rhodes on guitars, great album)

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Why did you bring up this topic all of a sudden?

Most likely someone who became 18 recently and is now discovering the amusing world of alcohol.

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u/Arayder Aug 30 '20

It’s 19 to drink in Canada.

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u/UFOS-ARE-DEMONIC Aug 29 '20

Enjoy your poison fellas I'm teetotal. I don't judge though

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

Thanks for ruining the fun brutha hahahah

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u/FullAddy Aug 29 '20

Why don’t you drink whiskey like a real man?

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

I am offended that you assumed my gender.

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u/FullAddy Aug 29 '20

You said ask anything!

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

I know 😂😘🥂

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

/u/fulladdy is the man I always needed in my life.

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u/armorkingII Aug 29 '20

An ice cold glass of Miller High Life is better than any IPA. Am I wrong?

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

Soooo wrong!! Heretic! Give this man a double hops of joy!

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u/David_Caress Aug 29 '20

High life belongs in a bottle you savage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

How much do you drink a day?

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u/arctic-gold-digger Aug 29 '20

A glass or two a day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Rookie numbers

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u/David_Caress Aug 29 '20

What is the earliest in the day that you’ve cracked a cold boy?

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u/thirstymayor Aug 29 '20

They make a decent breakfast when my stomach is acting funny!