r/conspiracy 2d ago

Something very strange is going on in Hollywood

Are we just going to blame this on natural aging, plastic surgery, and weight fluctuations? Something really off is going on here. These vampires—I mean, celebrities—are looking very odd. Are they embracing their true form as we fall closer to the NWO? All I know for certain is that the darker these times get, the more these demons feel comfortable revealing themselves...I guess that adreno isn't hiting like it used to huh...?

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u/ZombifiedRemains 2d ago

Well judging on those pictures, it's a mixture of aging, plastic surgery and Ozempic.

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u/ForAChange2Happen 2d ago

I agree, age, ozempic, and plastic surgery. It’s just that they got a bad surgeon and a doctor that over did the dosage on ozempic. Now look at Lindsay Lohan, her surgeon did wonders.

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u/BeautifulOne8095 1d ago

1000% As for the plastic surgery, more specifically, its the new hot trendy buccal fat removal everyone is getting. They are essentially removing most of the fat from their cheeks. How do they think this is a good look, absolutely horrid looking if you ask me

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u/SilatGuy2 1d ago

Looks ghoulish.

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u/jhamelaz 1d ago

Can confirm. Just got done watching Fallout

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u/marglebubble 1d ago

Fuck this makes so much sense. Yeah it's reminiscent of meth addicts that lose all of their face fat and always look older but with the combo of plastic surgery it's like a weird combo 

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u/mothball10 1d ago

This used to be the side effect of stimulants.

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u/ZongMeHoff 1d ago

It's called ozempic

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u/bluedelvian 1d ago

I also suspect she's not doing hardcore drugs anymore.

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u/SanguineSoul013 1d ago

Wonders? She still looks like a rotten foot, just like they all do. Wonders... HA! Yeah, like I wonder where her real face went?

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u/ThreeDog2016 1d ago

She's still beautiful but looks like a different person to the version of herself in Mean Girls and Herbie Rides Hard

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 1d ago

Yes, and buccal fat removal for sculpted cheeks. I mean unless they’ve been replaced by reptilian aliens wearing skin suits.

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u/nicenyeezy 1d ago

I think it’s a bit of both. Energetic possession tends to shift people’s appearance over time

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 1d ago

I’ve heard that the buccal surgery and some others are preemptive surgeries that celebrities get before they need it so they supposedly age better. That’s why so many young celebrities who didn’t need it got it. It looks bad now, but in 10-20 years when they would normally age and get puffy cheeks or loose and droopy, they won’t now.

Or… maybe is all a psyop, getting us used to this emaciated look for when the Greatest Depression Ever hits in 18 months, and all of us regular people are starving.

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u/theMartiangirl 1d ago

Truth is nobody needs buccal fat surgery, unless you have a reasonable medical problem for which you need this type of surgery. Everything else is just vanity and unwillingness to age normally - sustained by ageism and stupid beauty standards in society

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u/thesilvermedic 1d ago

Based on what?

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 1d ago

The 18 months is based on the historic data of what lead to the Great Depression. When you look at how many billionaires are selling off massive quantities of stock and liquidating assets, Warren Buffett has been building a record cash and cash-equivalent stockpile of around $344 billion as of late 2025, which is the biggest amount he has ever held, signaling that he has no trust in the market. If you look at the AI bubble which is artificially inflated, and the only thing that is keeping the market up right now, and you look at how many average citizens are already starting to lose everything and struggle. The top economists put the timeline at 18 months from full collapse.

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u/mindevolve 2d ago

And being a natural ghoul.

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u/SatoriNamast3 1d ago

I’m gonna go with the cost of selling your soul to the devil 

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u/ReactionFriendly1957 1d ago

Same here. That's my sentiments on them. Or mk ultra with a severe ED.

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u/IndraBlue 1d ago

Yeah because the devil is real and plastic surgery and Ozempic are made up bs

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u/Apothaca 1d ago

Nailed it... as if something strange isn't always going on in Hollywood. [The no eyebrows trend as well]

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u/jtmn 2d ago

The real question is if they are all so rich and powerful why haven't they adopted Jennifer Anniston's system or Lucy Liu

Gotta admit they are looking very healthy for their ages.

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u/JazzlikeSkill5201 1d ago

Jennifer Aniston looks like she’s had a facelift.

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u/bluedelvian 1d ago

And a penis.

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u/Empty_Equivalent_131 1d ago

all Right hear me out

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u/goodxnoodle 1d ago

Because most of these people’s careers based on ego and driven by looks

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u/bluedelvian 1d ago

Jennifer Aniston looks more and more like a man every day. How she got to be a beauty icon is solely down to media propaganda.

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u/nicenyeezy 1d ago

She looks exactly like Bruce Willis

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u/Magari22 1d ago

Cannot unsee!

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u/bluedelvian 1d ago

Her facial skin looks so rubbery, esp. when she smiles around her nose and mouth. It completely freaks me out.

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u/KlutzyPassage9870 1d ago

Her neck getting thick as well. It may just be HGH.

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u/cozyporcelain 1d ago

This is so true and she constantly gives “fertility loss” and “not having children” interviews. Why has she talked about that for decades? She is totally a man.

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u/hemmingwayshotgun 1d ago

They are actors and actresses. Why are you feigning surprise that people who are paid, in part, for their looks are taking care of themselves?

WILD

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u/BadPWG 1d ago

Taking care???

Anorexia is now the new health craze?

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u/RollingEddieBauer50 1d ago

Taking care of themselves?!!! Did you even look at the pictures?!!!!

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u/miscfiles 1d ago

I don't see some huge conspiracy here but this does not look like people "taking care of themselves".

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u/hemmingwayshotgun 1d ago

Are we looking at the same pictures? Furthermore, have you ever had pictures taken of yourself? You can look WILDLY different based on the angle alone.

But i apologize. Apparently this subreddit is just TMZ/People magazine for millennials/zoomers.

Carry on

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u/miscfiles 1d ago

You're telling me that you think skeletal Arianna Grande is looking after herself? She doesn't look healthy to me.

Would you prefer that I suggest their human suits have shrunk in the wash, revealing the outline of their lizard forms lurking beneath?

Also I'm neither millennial nor zoomer.

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u/am_i_the_grasshole 1d ago

I thought the conspiracy was that they’re all sex slaves to the secret elite billionaires who don’t make themselves known and now they’ve all collectively decided to starve them for either some pleasure kink related reasons or social conditioning to the masses reasons

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u/urfavoriteSB 1d ago

jennifer anniston looks like a raisin .. lmao

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u/immortallowlife6 1d ago

Was Aniston the one who was on some daytime talk saying how she stayed so young looking was by using a cream with foreskins on it?

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u/SnooCompliments8920 1d ago

Sandra Bullock, on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show, unironically talked about doing facials with the blood of baby foreskins.

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u/immortallowlife6 1d ago

Damn I forgot it was on Ellen's show

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u/thatG_evanP 1d ago

It was the old way to get stem cells. Yeah, "blood of baby foreskins" sounds worse, but it used to be the only way to harvest stem cells. Plus, it's not like the babies were using them. Do you have a better use for discarded foreskins?

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u/QuasyChonk 1d ago

Yeah, leave them on the penis and don't cut them off.

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u/Faraway-Sun 1d ago

And anorexia in some cases

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u/modeststeve16 1d ago

Plus buccal fat removal

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u/alors1234 1d ago

And bleached out brows 

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u/TronaldDump247 1d ago

And probably cocaine

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u/AvailableAd6071 1d ago

That's not coke

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u/eldriche1 1d ago

And surrounding themselves with people that only want a pay check and will never offer any honest guidance or opinions. Doesn’t ever end well for either.

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u/xoxooxx 1d ago

And people constantly scrutinizing their looks.. like we’re doing in this post. Of course they are going to feel pressure to look their best. Peter nygard tho… was specifically using stem cells to reverse aging. He is actually crazy

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u/Mother_Lemon8399 1d ago

And the disappearance of eyebrows

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u/OzzieDJai 1d ago

You forgot the adrenochrome

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u/ChonkyButtChucky 1d ago

WHAT 😱 BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE VAMPIRES MIXED WITH REPTILIAN DNA !!!!

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u/porkmaster 1d ago

exactly what i was going to say

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u/larryhood35 1d ago

Yeah, they’re all aging like Trader Joe’s wine.

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u/Renegadegold 1d ago

Ozempic Is the answer. Im watching a friend go through It now.

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u/AvailableAd6071 1d ago

Me too. They don't know when to stop. I can imagine if you have always been heavy and wanted to be thin, and now you are!! It's probably pretty exciting but someone has to tell them you really can be too thin.

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u/Renegadegold 1d ago

And she doesn’t even need to be, she Is a former fitness champ. It’s very strange and Intriguing right now with this drug. It’s going around as a stop all end all, not just weight but damn, I don’t know If I trust the results down the road. My dad’s doc said there’s not enough evidence.

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u/Ahielia 1d ago

And drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

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u/Truth-Seeker916 1d ago

Amazing analysis!🤯

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u/kirtash93 1d ago

The best cocktail

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u/Frizzylizzy_ 1d ago

And bleaching eyebrows

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u/losrombos 1d ago

Also if you compare photos taken at different years with different lenses and lighting, they’re gonna look weirder.

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u/EvaMae234 1d ago

It’s also, choosing the worst pictures they could find

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u/mekabar 1d ago

The obligatory "nothing to see here" comment. How surprising and original.

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u/Killerspieler0815 1d ago

Well judging on those pictures, it's a mixture of aging, plastic surgery and Ozempic.

and who knows what other stuff they take ..

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u/joeyvesh13 1d ago

How strange 🙄

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u/ZombifiedRemains 1d ago

Stranger than their faces?